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The Other Rob Parker

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we're investing millions to make it easier to have your passports stolen before delivery follow me for more process improvement life hacks
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All in favor?
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Weekend At Bernies Lazy Man Relaxing
ALT: Weekend At Bernies Lazy Man Relaxing
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is more fucked up than I was expecting it to be and I was expecting it to be pretty fucked up
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Barry Melrose has passed away. One of the true media evangelists for the NHL. Rest in peace. www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...
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Barry Melrose, former player, coach and ESPN analyst, dies
Barry Melrose, the former NHL player and coach who was a beloved, longtime hockey analyst for ESPN, died Wednesday, his wife, Cindy, told ESPN's Steve Levy.
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Japers' Rink @japersrink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For the Caps' power play to get back on track, Ovi's Office may need to relocate, per @theotherrobparker.bsky.social
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40-Year-Old PP Problems
Alex Ovechkin was part of what went wrong with the Caps' power play last year... and may be part of what goes right for it this year.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In fact if there's one political message that should reach everyone on Bluesky, the website for Democratic politics obsessives afraid to leave their own house, it's that you should vote in person this year.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026
Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating
Sick ET
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tucked and Cucked
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeah, we called them DOGE. US says Chinese hackers broke into Justice Department, NASA, Federal Reserve, Senate and more - www.reuters.com/world/china/...
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US says Chinese hackers broke into Justice Department, NASA, Federal Reserve, Senate and more
The United States said Wednesday that it had ​disrupted a Chinese hacking operation responsible for break-ins at the ‌U.S. Justice Department, NASA, the Federal Reserve, the U.S. Senate, and other sen...
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THEY DIED *WITH* MEASLES
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Fletch @fletchmonger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
But your name is Dick’s!!!
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Kras Mazov @pepperonidave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The bombing will continue until the yields improve.
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Sam Sokol @samsokol42.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
www.theamericanconservative.com/author/catha...
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Catharine O’Neill Gillihan
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
IMO this is not actually about the Trump administration's credibility, it is about the news media's credibility.
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My Diaper product launch
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draglikepull @draglikepull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Legislators should spend less time pushing age verification schemes and more time dealing with the real problems on these platforms. People at Facebook should go to jail over this stuff.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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like_a_bosstonian @wilkos.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“He may be a Klamsman, but he’s a *decent* Klamsman..” <credit: @theotherrobparker.bsky.social >
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
More like hornithology amirite
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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Platner next week
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
its true that i dont understand how the supreme court operates. for example do you get the free RV and house for your mom before or after issuing favorable rulings? is it a *wink wink* deal or more explicit? these are the things the general public doesnt understand
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
In any criminal case that ends in a dismissal or acquittal, the government should have to pay your legal expenses. Just by right, automatically, no exceptions.
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Seen tacked to a community board on my walk
laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?

[photo of a coyote]

DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Deport the snitch.
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
…says man who ostensibly holds his highly desired job because of the lifetime of expertise he’s developed
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
GOP realized they need people to be on reality altering drugs bc not enough people buy their bullshit sober
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“Imagine if” is how all good economic analyses start
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Mons @dennismons.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
honestly this clip of Dan Hurley's parents yelling HOLY SHIT in unison is the most romantic thing I've ever seen
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Jesse Granger @jessegranger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
There was a lot of scrutiny on Dylan Strome's game-tying PP goal last night, specifically about Adin Hill's read. Here's a thread with Bruce Cassidy's quote, followed by what I saw on the play from the goalie's perspective:
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Don Zeko @donzeko.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
They call this "consciousness of guilt" in the biz
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Yes. Send them to Russia immediately.
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JD Young @myfryhole.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
William Eklund makes it 4-0 on one of the best efforts you will see all season! #TheFutureIsTeal
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Absolute murderer’s row of free minds here. Can’t wait to see what they come up with.
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Clown shoes for a clown cabinet
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This is just astonishingly great reporting. All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them. And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.
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Insurrectionist Brunch: Trumpists plotted to deploy military on U.S. soil
Before the 2024 election, a cadre of MAGA loyalists met over brunch to plot ways for Trump to use the military domestically.
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Caitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Caps PP isn’t really worthy of crying about calls but this is utterly embarrassing officiating today. You can’t swallow the whistle on Leonard being tripped and then call Frank for a “hold” on the same shift
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McNally 🗺️ @likethemaps.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Was the pilot a cop because this is some all-time passive voice:
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I wonder why the elite counter espionage unit that specializes in Iran was so closely involved in the stolen documents investigation 🤔
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Good reward for a good soldier.
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The modern GOP: Not just separating brown families anymore!
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
A useful analogy I’ve heard is between cognitive bias and optical illusions. Squares A & B in the famous Adelson Checkerboard Illusion are exactly the same shade of grey. You can confirm this by cutting them away from or covering the surrounding imagery. BUT YOU STILL SEE THE ILLUSION.
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The Other Rob Parker @theotherrobparker.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
And why did he have the hat on?
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