Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 31/01/2026We did not have modules like this when I was in school 122
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Doing “mouse party” homework with my daughter. Each mouse is on a different drug and when you drag it to the red chair you learn about it. The sleepy on on the couch is the heroin mouse. The twitchy one is the cocaine mouse. We learned about serotonin from the ecstasy mouse 110
Reposted by Ms Saratonin852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Turns out actually living through history sucks horrendous ass. 2516
Reposted by Ms Saratoninlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/01/2026we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you) 24993782240
Reposted by Ms SaratoninCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Appalachian Jacob from Abbott Elementary 326421
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 30/12/2025mitochondrial dna. After years of successfully avoiding you, it appears I will be learning you now. 131
Reposted by Ms SaratoninU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/12/2025Plug that space heater directly into a wall, friends. Fire is LOOMING. 13727290
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 07/12/2025ETV6 is another slutty gene, gathering a thot squad ✌️ 110
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 07/12/2025^^ my work friend sent me an example of another slutty gene but it won’t carry over 110
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Can we not slut shame the KMT2A gene please. Like we could just call her friendly damn 130
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 01/12/2025oh nomedia.tenor.coma woman says let 's do it yassss while standing in a living roomAlt: Jen Shah (who gets out of federal prison 12/10) says “let 's do it yasss!” while in a living room wearing a lot of rhinestones 020
Reposted by Ms SaratoninGet To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Considering a bath (Song Sparrow) #birds 🌿 618821
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Thanks Lewis. I hope you and your family are doing well ❤️ 000
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Wish me luck with judgmental “told you so” family. I’m not ready to deal with them yet. 010
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I wish it could have been different for him but I couldn’t risk him doing to a child what he did to me. I’m actually glad he did it to me, and not someone else. Despite his challenges, we loved him fiercely and will be sad for a long time. Rest in peace, my crunchy snack loving chaos goblin. 120
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Hi Bluesky. I am very sad to report that we had to put Tank down yesterday. He was in training and he was on meds for his behavior, but two weeks ago we had an incident with resource guarding that was beyond anything he’d ever done before. Rehoming him didn’t feel responsible. 730
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Who heard the Bluesky joke in the most recent Abbott elementary episode 120
Reposted by Ms SaratoninPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I just think that if you’re okay with people — adults, children, the elderly — starving, your soul is destined for dark places bc you are an evil person. 355886
Reposted by Ms SaratoninEmily @emilyonhere.gay · 30/10/2025“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten 215116552920
Reposted by Ms SaratoninMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Sometimes when I’m on a plane I get sad there’s no SkyMall catalogue anymore but I guess the entire internet is SkyMall now 491146109
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 04/10/2025My daughter got me cattle dog and black lab socks for my birthday so you know I had to visualize Tank the royal bastards chromosomes 🧦 020
Reposted by Ms SaratoninGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 24/09/2025you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face 71551308
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2025My daughter is taking high school biology and for extra credit made a dating profile as an assigned organelle. Hers was chloroplast. 170
Reposted by Ms SaratoninArtologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 24/09/2025Cells, Gels, Organelles Everything is beautiful in watercolor artologica.etsy.com 🧪🐡🦠 06219
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Only one of the 3 girls is openly enthusiastic about this from the jump, the problem will be if the other two decide they suddenly care at the last minute 110
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I’ve said it before and I will say it again, days like this are designed to torture my nervous system specifically 140
Reposted by Ms SaratoninBrendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Insanity. There is no way to go it alone on communicable disease. 2019442
Reposted by Ms Saratonin@Swede1952 @swede1952.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Lichen and Lore This image of a red-bellied woodpecker (Melanerpes carolinus) captures a curious ... 1/3 #photo #photography #photographer #photographylovers #wildlife #nature #bird #birds #birding #birdwatching #birdphotography #woopdpeckers #RedBelliedWoodpecker 11017
Reposted by Ms SaratoninDave Meredith @davemeredith.bsky.social · 03/09/2025An unusual woodpecker species for #WoodpeckerWednesday, a male Yellow-bellied Sapsucker at its nest entrance. The sapsuckers get their common English name from their feeding technique of drilling wells in tree trunks and feeding on the sap that forms in the wells. #birds #birdphotography #wildlife 21104
Reposted by Ms SaratoninRob Crank Photography @robcrank68.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Next up to Share/QP is #WoodpeckerWednesday, so here i have a Great Spotted Woodpecker at Clough Head Bird Hide & Green Woodpecker at Summer Leys NR looking good. #birds #naturephotography #EastCoastKin #birdphotography #wildlife #photography #ukbirding #wildlifephotography #BirdLife #Woodpeckers 16610
Reposted by Ms SaratoninBird Whisperer Project @birdwhisperers.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Calling all bird loving artists! This month's bird is the Green Woodpecker! 💚 Draw! Paint! Sculpt! We hope you'll join us. Posting day is Sept 24th. Rules and Full Size Ref. Photo here: birdwhispererproject.com/participate/ Photo by @kritzelich.bsky.social #birds #BirdWhisperer #art 310124
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Welp. Another person I respect said some dumb shit about AI today. 🥀 040
Reposted by Ms SaratoninThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 13/08/2025sorry if I’ve been in a weird mood the past seven years 6324105
Reposted by Ms SaratoninMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 26/07/2025In bed by 9 pm on a Friday because I won't be tired tomorrow, but my enemies will. 101027
Reposted by Ms SaratoninConstance Lee Menefee @conniemenefee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Eastern tiger swallowtail visiting a yellow zinnia ... 3779
