Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Doing “mouse party” homework with my daughter. Each mouse is on a different drug and when you drag it to the red chair you learn about it. The sleepy on on the couch is the heroin mouse. The twitchy one is the cocaine mouse. We learned about serotonin from the ecstasy mouse 110
Reposted by Ms Saratonin852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Turns out actually living through history sucks horrendous ass. 2516
Reposted by Ms Saratoninlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/01/2026we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you) 24993782240
Reposted by Ms SaratoninCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Appalachian Jacob from Abbott Elementary 326421
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 30/12/2025mitochondrial dna. After years of successfully avoiding you, it appears I will be learning you now. 131
Reposted by Ms SaratoninU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/12/2025Plug that space heater directly into a wall, friends. Fire is LOOMING. 13727290
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Can we not slut shame the KMT2A gene please. Like we could just call her friendly damn 130
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 01/12/2025oh nomedia.tenor.coma woman says let 's do it yassss while standing in a living roomAlt: Jen Shah (who gets out of federal prison 12/10) says “let 's do it yasss!” while in a living room wearing a lot of rhinestones 020
Reposted by Ms SaratoninGet To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Considering a bath (Song Sparrow) #birds 🌿 618821
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Hi Bluesky. I am very sad to report that we had to put Tank down yesterday. He was in training and he was on meds for his behavior, but two weeks ago we had an incident with resource guarding that was beyond anything he’d ever done before. Rehoming him didn’t feel responsible. 730
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Who heard the Bluesky joke in the most recent Abbott elementary episode 120
Reposted by Ms SaratoninPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I just think that if you’re okay with people — adults, children, the elderly — starving, your soul is destined for dark places bc you are an evil person. 355886
Reposted by Ms SaratoninEmily @emilyonhere.gay · 30/10/2025“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten 215116552920
Reposted by Ms SaratoninMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Sometimes when I’m on a plane I get sad there’s no SkyMall catalogue anymore but I guess the entire internet is SkyMall now 491146109
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 04/10/2025My daughter got me cattle dog and black lab socks for my birthday so you know I had to visualize Tank the royal bastards chromosomes 🧦 020
Reposted by Ms SaratoninGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 24/09/2025you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face 71551308
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2025My daughter is taking high school biology and for extra credit made a dating profile as an assigned organelle. Hers was chloroplast. 170
Reposted by Ms SaratoninArtologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 24/09/2025Cells, Gels, Organelles Everything is beautiful in watercolor artologica.etsy.com 🧪🐡🦠 06219
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I’ve said it before and I will say it again, days like this are designed to torture my nervous system specifically 140
Reposted by Ms SaratoninBrendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Insanity. There is no way to go it alone on communicable disease. 2019442
Reposted by Ms Saratonin@Swede1952 @swede1952.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Lichen and Lore This image of a red-bellied woodpecker (Melanerpes carolinus) captures a curious ... 1/3 #photo #photography #photographer #photographylovers #wildlife #nature #bird #birds #birding #birdwatching #birdphotography #woopdpeckers #RedBelliedWoodpecker 11017
Reposted by Ms SaratoninDave Meredith @davemeredith.bsky.social · 03/09/2025An unusual woodpecker species for #WoodpeckerWednesday, a male Yellow-bellied Sapsucker at its nest entrance. The sapsuckers get their common English name from their feeding technique of drilling wells in tree trunks and feeding on the sap that forms in the wells. #birds #birdphotography #wildlife 21104
Reposted by Ms SaratoninRob Crank Photography @robcrank68.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Next up to Share/QP is #WoodpeckerWednesday, so here i have a Great Spotted Woodpecker at Clough Head Bird Hide & Green Woodpecker at Summer Leys NR looking good. #birds #naturephotography #EastCoastKin #birdphotography #wildlife #photography #ukbirding #wildlifephotography #BirdLife #Woodpeckers 16610
Reposted by Ms SaratoninBird Whisperer Project @birdwhisperers.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Calling all bird loving artists! This month's bird is the Green Woodpecker! 💚 Draw! Paint! Sculpt! We hope you'll join us. Posting day is Sept 24th. Rules and Full Size Ref. Photo here: birdwhispererproject.com/participate/ Photo by @kritzelich.bsky.social #birds #BirdWhisperer #art 310124
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Welp. Another person I respect said some dumb shit about AI today. 🥀 040
Reposted by Ms SaratoninThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 13/08/2025sorry if I’ve been in a weird mood the past seven years 6324105
Reposted by Ms SaratoninMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 26/07/2025In bed by 9 pm on a Friday because I won't be tired tomorrow, but my enemies will. 101027
Reposted by Ms SaratoninConstance Lee Menefee @conniemenefee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Eastern tiger swallowtail visiting a yellow zinnia ... 3779
Reposted by Ms SaratoninBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 24/07/2025hell? yea, brother 9289982280
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 24/07/2025A large volume of stat work is coming through is expected to hit us this afternoon and when I tell you my dramatic ass is listening to Jenny of Oldstones waiting for the Long Night to start 120
Reposted by Ms SaratoninMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 21/07/2025greetings from the forest 1118410
Reposted by Ms SaratoninAveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · 21/07/2025Grim reaper could’ve taken Bill Cosby, I’m so mad. Cause wtf? 2527
Reposted by Ms SaratoninCatrina, CEO of Ventress @ohcatrina.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Recently when faced with strife, I’ve asked myself “what would Superman do” and then “what would Megan Thee Stallion do” and that’s definitely helped because the answers are always “be kind to others and look for ways to help” and “keep making art and being so hot that it drives people insane” 413433
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Yall I have to take tank to the vet on Tuesday and even though we’ve been doing regular training sessions and I will have medication to give him I have fully zero reason to think this will go well 110
Ms Saratonin @themssarah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025BIG ANGRY MOOD TODAY so here are pics of puppy Tank, before we learned he’s half heeler 😇 The car was the only place he would sit still enough for a photo 020