The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 21hToday on the flight home, I ran into a woman that I have known since the middle school gifted program who then informed me that due to yoga induced sleep paralysis demons she has since been saved by Jesus’s holy word and is now a devout Catholic 270
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Practicing masking on airplanes by constantly having different back stories about what I do to fly first. It goes from “my partner flies for work and has a lot of miles” (truth) OR I’m a romantacy writer for mermaids and I was doing research on sea creature lore. (What I’ve told the man next to me) 120
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattooMichael Varrati @michaelvarrati.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A cult-centric, arthouse horror movie set in a back alley of San Francisco…and we call it FOLSOMMAR. 4345
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattoodepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's the 40 year anniversary of cleveland's disastrous "balloonfest" 16828174
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026someone just described Taylor swift as the first case of sexually transmitted CTE after hearing that Cleveland song 0163
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve been stuck in traffic for so long I got a text from uber asking if I was being human trafficked by my driver 010
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattooMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 11661123
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattoohaunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 19/09/2026some of you were not reading your older cousin's V.C. Andrews novels at an impressionable age and it shows 2405
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Someone who cut me off had a grogu sticker on their car so my road rage phrase was “ABORT BABY YODA YA CUNT” 040
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattooJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 20/09/2026I honestly can’t think of a better metaphor than the Department of War inviting a guy who padded his boxing records with scrubs right until he got hospitalized by someone who could actually fight 582870580
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It turns out HR doesn’t appreciate it if you greet a Coworker with “pissin all by yourself handsome?” while waiting outside of the restroom for your turn 3120
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I feel like the person who sets up the dynamite in a quarry only for someone else to get the gold underneath 040
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If she doesn’t know how to mimic dial up Internet sounds with her voice she’s too young for you bro 1111
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Big day for guys in age gap relationships that like to mansplain history that they’ve experienced. 1122
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Girl who thinks her boyfriend loves her because of some sort of ritual she performed during a full moon and not because the guy is genuinely into her because she’s funny and pretty 041
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattooDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY 172573643
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“Oh phoebe Bridgers is so problematic, she dates married men and cheated on her most recent ex with her current partner who was in a long term relationship at the time” YEAH. AND THATS WHY SHE IS SO RELATABLE TO ME OKAY?! 080
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So all summer, I’ve been going to karaoke at this gay bar that pretends to be a punk bar, and I think the baby queers that congregate there have started to mythologize me the lady sitting in the corner keeping to herself until she goes out and absolutely murders a sad ballad. 170
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattoolauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026"i don't watch vertical video" is the aging millennial answer to "i dont even own a tv" insofar as it's both probably insufferable to be around and much better for your brain 1160158
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Call me Kathy the way I be givin him that ack ack ack 3143
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026my favorite films are a red flag 040
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I just want to brag about how we’re 3/4 through the year and I’ve read 52 books. I reached my year end goal and have four months left!! 290
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattooChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026TikTok has gotten better at doing the 23 year old with no cultural context rage bait bit because I saw a video that was like “This Body Horror Animated Movie Is Actually Terrifying” narrated in an aggressive monotone and the movie was The Triplets of Belleville. 416314
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Someone proposed at the death match wrestling event behind the punk bar and true love is real. 1160
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattooRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I'm a simple man, I like cold beer and beautiful women and I believe video games should be illegal. 1172
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The new Phoebe Bridgers album really asks, why be sad about your ex when you could be making out with a tall funny guy instead. 1100
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Crying! At the world market 051
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I don’t dress for the male gaze, I dress for the 80 year old Jewish women at work who tell me how cute I am 1100
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Ohioans will stare directly at a tornado and say “oh yeah we needed this” 1232
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My favorite part of the wikipedia entry for Watership Down is a picture of a rabbit, in case you didn't know what they look like 3110
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattoodxdiag @0nikamo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Obsession was a coworker movie I'm afraid 011
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Apparently the pharmacist does not enjoy when you reply “fuck me up fam“ to them when they dispense all your antidepressants 1162
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Cleveland libraries might go on strike!! Yay for @seiu1199wvkyoh.bsky.social 091
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattooSeva @seva.bsky.social · 28/07/2026the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life. 303454634
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I bet the girl that Ben Folds wrote Brick for doesn’t regret a single fucking thing 181
Reposted by The girl with the Garfield tattooRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/07/2026bring back the Muppets 741741
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Things aren’t looking good for ol’ Cleveland 3131
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Time to take my watermelon out for a stroll 1110
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Luckily I will never get the diarrhea parasite because I have the pallete of a toddler and would never willingly eat leaves. 1171
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Rip Sam Neill, you always seemed to have a rough time at work boxd.it/UjNQeboxd.itSam Neill goes on a work trip and everything goes terribly wrongI hesitate to put possession on here because that happens after the work trip not during 0115
The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I really think I like the person My new partner makes me want to be. 170