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The girl with the Garfield tattoo

@themaplewitch.bsky.social
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Retired Manic Pixie Dreamgirl. Smarter than I act online. Overeducated and understimulated.

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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
going to start a thread of ThredUp nightmares. To start: www.thredup.com/product/wome... Why three fabrics?! Was this three separate shirts and they couldn't decide?! What is this frankenshirt?!
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They don’t know meme
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Swedish chef and a chicken
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me when I a friend has DND on:
Garfield, looking at a poster of himself with a red circle and slash through it asking “I wonder who that’s for”
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
my favorite films are a red flag
sunset boulevard
possession
last night in soho
perfect blue
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A scene from porco rosso “I’d rather be a pig than a fascist”
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My favorite part of the wikipedia entry for Watership Down is a picture of a rabbit, in case you didn't know what they look like
A rabbit in a meadow
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Cleveland libraries might go on strike!! Yay for @seiu1199wvkyoh.bsky.social
A drowning child in a pool labeled “workers” is ignored while a mother labeled “tax payer funds” lifts a happy child called “administration” into the air
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Things aren’t looking good for ol’ Cleveland
A sign for Memphis kiddie park that says closed due to poor air quality272 - Very Unhealthy
Air quality index is 272, which is worse than yesterday at about this time.
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Time to take my watermelon out for a stroll
Specialized protective watermelon basket with wheels that you can drag along behind you. It is silver and has a little blue bubble acrylic top.
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is about what 250 records looks like
A bookshelf full of records
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Guy who it's definitely about:
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A pink knit sweater with a white stripe in the middle with the words I'M A LUXURY---MIDSIZE SEDAN
FEW CAN
AFFORD written in blue over the white stripe
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tim Robinson and George C Scott making the same faces
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Someone said they think of me when they see sunsets🧡
A sunset
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The rest was Asimov and Tolkien.
Tolkien Asimov
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Someone’s very divorced and extremely estranged father just passed
A book cart full of 80s republican non fiction and fantasy fiction paperbacks
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
New letterboxd list up
traci mcface

Sam McNeil goes on a work trip and everything goes terribly wrong

(I hesitate to put possession on here because that happens after the work trip not during)

EVENT HORIZON
JURASSIC PARK
IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I should call him.
A big cucumber with a bend
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Same energy
Come to Apple Store in next 20 mins if u want an ass kicking
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I have two sisters that are the sweetest little babies ever
Kitty snuggles
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
In this house we don’t call 911
A dog with a machine gun on the porch of a Victorian home
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
He will be missed, and his role and founding the Pomeranian liberation front will never be forgotten
AI picture of a White Pomeranian in military fatigues, laying on a bunch of bullets holding a rifle Ai art of Pomeranians in an underground bunker, wearing red berets and military fatigues around a table with maps and plans and bullets. a flag hangs in the background of the bunker
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
He traveled to Russia and dabbled in the illegal smol arms market and begin his own dogs, only militia eventually forming his own radical group
A white Pomeranian overlooking a bunch of tiny missiles with a man in a ushanka and heavy black jacket Ai picture of Seven Pomeranians in a bunker, all wearing military fatigues, therefore on top of a table and two beneath the table, some of them are wearing goggles and some of them are wearing red headbands. There are guns scattered about.
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
One of the guys in the militia suggested that maybe he should listen to a few podcasts, you know just to hear the REAL NEWS, and next thing you know he was hoarding ammunition
An AI picture of a white Pomeranian in an underground bunker with noise canceling headphonesAn AI picture of a white Pomeranian in a bunker surrounded by rifles
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Started off innocently enough just going to a few gun shows, asking some questions, but then at the range, someone invited him to check out their militia
An AI picture of a Pomeranian wearing a cowboy hat sitting on a wooden box at a gun showAn AI picture of a white Pomeranian in military fatiguesAn AI picture of a white Pomeranian wearing a flak vest holding a rifle
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Tonite👀 Software Update Tonight Queen?
An alert in the Apple settings that says Software Update Tonight
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I finally found it, the perfect license plate
AOhio license plate with clipart of a man on a bike and the logo share the road has the license plate number of “w4nk3r”
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HORNY ON MAIN
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A BLUESKY POST
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Current mood: baby from Ponyo
Baby from ponyo
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Book I found off the day:

MAKE REPAIR AND RESCORE EYES
in
BISQUE COMPOSITION
AND
PLASTIC VINYL DOLLS
A MUST FOR DOLLMARERS
AND
Restoration artists
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Kind of obsessed with dressing like the cool girl from the 90s I always wanted to be as a child
A woman with long red hair, orange round glasses, a vintage yellow cardigan, a sunflower dress, black tights and black witch boots on, takes a selfie in the work bathroom
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’m bored, let’s go.
A woman with red hair and red glasses taking selfie in the mirror
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Every day
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Getting called into HR because I wrote down “Cunty” on the whiteboard spelling bee game
A recreation of the NYT spelling bee game on a dry erase board. The letters in the octagons are I T Y U O C with the letter N as the center
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’M NOT LISTENING LALALALA
Your lover is a ghost, a figment of your imagi-nation.
Stop replaying conversations that never happened with someone who doesn't think about you. The
person you're mourning exists only in your head.
Delete their number. Block their social media. Live in the world that actually exists.
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It’s time for your monthly thrift store sweater dress thirst trap
A woman in a thrift store dressing room in a orange sweater dress you can see the outline of her belly
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Excited to sit between two couples all alone at Wuthering Heights tonight
A movie theater diagram to purchase tickets an Orange seat is highlighted for purchase in between two pairs of two already bought seats
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
Stop trying to be in love.
Your pattern is obvious: rushing from person to person, chasing feelings that fade fast. What you call love is just running from yourself. The relationship you desperately need most is the one with your own
company.Some people come into your life to show you what love isn't.
That person who broke your heart wasn't a mistake
—they were a lesson. The pain feels sharp now, but it's carving space for what you actually deserve.
Stop confusing intensity with love.
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
we need to talk about how the undertaker just looks like a goth Kelsey Grammar more often
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It’s the slutty lil glasses that for it for me
Alec Baldwin in a flannel and slutty little glasses
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Posting my poem again because I originally deleted it out of shame, but I just want it out there again.
I do love you,
I can't change that
I've never been good at letting things go
The thought of you forgetting me terrifies me
Don't you see,
You exist in two places.
Where you are and in my heart
So just tell me you'll love me in another life if you don't have time for me in this one.
Because I am willing to wait a million life times
Just to figure you out.
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is where I post from
Fairy chasm ln
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My horoscope made me mad
JAN 21
Trusting Yourself
Your destiny is not tied to a relationship or a partner - you can take someone with you, but it's not necessary. Throughout your life, you'll be challenged to get comfortable being true to yourself and free enough to explore without distraction.
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Found where your mom works
A store called “the head shed”
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Okay but depression looks good on me.
Me at the gym
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Top 16 films of 2025, sort of in order.
16 movies
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
And a merry Christmas too
Same thing, but next to an aluminum Christmas tree
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy new years babies
Woman with red hair in a bun and green cat eye glasses wearing a sparkly red dress pulled up to show the lace edge of her fishnet stockings
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
2024 was bad so bad that I honestly thought it couldn’t get worse. 2025 was surprisingly worse. I honestly did not know how low the pit could go! Despite it all I had some beautiful moments of sunshine peak through those clouds, but hey, once again, I’m just glad to be alive to see 2026.
The lights of California glowing from on top of Mulholland DriveMe posing with a Garfield statue dressed like James DeanMy beautiful MillieA purple skirt with strawberries on it in the corner with two green legs and red shoes sticking out next to the shoes there is a chalk art that reads:


IF YOU LOVE THE WRONG PERSON
THIS MUCH. JUST THINK HOW BEAUTIFUL IT WOULD BE IF YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE.
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