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Saint Paul. I hate corgis.

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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The masons didn’t have squirtable mayonnaise.”
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We are getting dumber.
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An under appreciated Wisconsin attraction is the Hayward Rocks / Spooner Blows bridge. 10/10 on clarity of message.
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Went down there with a buddy and no plan, then paid a couple guys $5 each for their gently used wristbands as they were exiting. Only time I saw Prince in concert. I swear I remember him and his guys moving through the crowd to a little sound booth amidst the crowd while Larry Graham was playing.
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Got to the miracle of birth barn just in time to see a calf being born. Then wandered into the pet pavilion and got to witness…a live cat spaying. The, uh, circle of life or something, I guess??
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did not even broach the topic of whipping shitties.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“I met with this [Haitian] guy who has a 1-year-old, and he was apprehended after ICE spotted him at a gas station in Springfield, around late August,” Kersh told me. “I was asking him questions at Butler County [jail], and he talked about how he came here: He got an appointment through a church or something like that [when President Joe Biden was in office]. He met with Border Patrol, and they sat him down and shook his hand. And then his voice broke. Through tears, he said: ‘They shook my hand and they said, ‘Welcome to the United States,’ and yesterday they arrested me.’ He’s just crying. He had to stop for a good solid minute to catch himself. To me, that really encapsulated the confusion and fear for so many people now. They were welcomed into this country and now the same agency is arresting them and throwing them in jail.”
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I call this “returning to the earth” (poynette, wi)
An old man on a mattress in poynette Wisconsin
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Will Jones @willpjones.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“The snow samples from the winter showed elevated levels of lead and chromium in particular around major tear gas use sites, Walker said. That includes near the site where Pretti was shot and killed, and outside the Whipple federal building where protests lasted for weeks.”
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What did a winter of tear gas leave in Minneapolis soil? U of M researchers are trying to find out.
The study aims to determine whether chemical munitions used by federal agents left contaminants in neighborhood gardens and soil.
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Marshall Fairview turkey was scarce for a few days but I’m happy to report he is back to shit on my car!
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They should not have been allowed to add banana flavor to the nerds clusters
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Woo
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
For Weiner Wednesday, pigs in a blanket
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
New minor league hockey team: Duluth Submariners
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 22/07/2026
At the request of federal prosecutors, a judge on Wednesday dismissed the criminal case against a woman accused of crashing into immigration agents in a school parking lot during Operation Metro Surge.
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Assault case dismissed against Inver Grove Heights school worker detained by ICE
Federal prosecutors said they asked to toss out Christina Rank’s case after reviewing the evidence.
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Minnesota House DFL @mnhousedfl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo did not deserve to die. There needs to be a full investigation into this killing, and ICE needs to be held accountable. This cannot keep happening.
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Local angle, Minneapolis.
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Anxious Rage @anxiousrage.blacksky.app · 24/06/2026
Please look at these magnificent crabs
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Côte d’Ivoire!
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I was home from college delivering pizzas, and this night - with the OJ chase happening - was the wildest (and probably most lucrative) night of pizza delivering in human history.
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
this is the ideal newspaper columnist. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
Pump-action soap dispensers are a disgrace -and I won't put up with them any longer
By Adrian Chiles, a perfect man
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Brett Martin @brettmartin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.
A long list of names, typed and scribbled, including such figures as "Cowboy Hat Rich", Diabetic Darrell, Short Lawyer with Salt/Pepper Hair Has Salt with his beer, no tip, helps himself to stand-up cooler" and "Creepy Steve."
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Atmospheric CO₂ of 340 ppm
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Chris Riemenschneider @chrisrstrib.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sunday’s Celebration of Conrad at @first-avenue.com included a couple proclamations, 7 of 10 Sverkerson siblings, 8 music sets and a ton of stories of the man who ran the shows there for 37 years. www.startribune.com/first-avenue...
startribune.com
First Avenue celebrates one of its biggest stars
Trampled by Turtles, Alan Sparhawk, Ike Reilly and more appeared at a celebration for the club’s longtime stage manager Conrad Sverkerson, who died in September.
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just Lemmy-mogged an old man in a motorhead shirt on Hamline Avenue.
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This whole thing is so good. And so, so Minneapolis.
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Time-sensitive bee-related issue on the St. Thomas campus! Wow!
Facebook post: Time Sensitive: agitated bees on St Thomas Campus- beekeepers needed
There is a large agitated hive of honeybee on the st thomas campus near the library. Instead of destroying the hive, we'd like to Ideally have a beekeeper come and relocate it. If you or anyone you know could do this have them call St Thomas non emergency public safety or simply come to campus.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Out on the road today I saw a Grogu sticker on a Cybertruck
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
And now we once again enter that brief time of year when I, for a moment, contemplate the casket arts.
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Mateo @bozodeluxe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Unfazable Minneapolis
A person wearing glowing green sunglasses steering a large silver steering wheel, backed up by a person in an orange jumpsuit and a red stocking cap ride atop a huge T. rex, orange eyes glowing bright. The surrounding crowd is unfazed.
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VPM News @vpm.org · 20/04/2026
According to a group of ICE watchers and residents of the Southwood Apartments, federal agents have become daily visitors at the complex, which is home to a significant chunk of Richmond's Latino population. Residents at Southwood said they are witnessing the increase firsthand.
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Persistent ICE activity at Richmond's Southwood highlights monitoring efforts
A community of "ICE watchers" has sprung up from the streets to social media.
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Daniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This is not a knock on DMB but if you had told me twenty years ago that Dave Mathews would be this outspoken on an issue that Radiohead completely shat the bed on, well... I would've been surprised!
Dave Mathews in a keffiyeh holding up signs that say STOP THE GENOCIDE and STOP KILLING CHILDREN at a concert
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Springtime reminder, 36th & Chicago
Sign stapled to a utility pole: A PERSON WAS ABDUCTED BY ICE HERE
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The Verge @theverge.com · 14/04/2026
As for AI-generated film, Werner Herzog is unimpressed. www.theverge.com/entertainmen...
"All what I’ve seen so far is dead on arrival. Slick and well made, but completely dead. It does not acquire the soul of poetry."
-Werner Herzog on AI-generated film

Photo of Werner Herzog looking contemplative next to a body of water
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This is the single best endorsement of the Twin Cities i can think of. "Full of the nicest people on earth who tell nazis to kill themselves right to their fascist faces" www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Sam Levin @samtlevin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
ICE pulled over a man in Patterson, CA + shot him 6 times, hitting his face. ICE now says he is part of a gang in LA – a city he has no connection to. Carlos Mendoza Hernandez, 36, now in ICU, says he's "never ever been in a gang" + was shot without justification www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
handout photo of Carlos Ivan Mendoza Hernandez, wearing a white button down, with flowers behind him.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is no way to live, man
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 06/04/2026
"To have your child abused while in the government's care, to not understand what has happened or how to protect them, to not even be told about the abuse, it is unimaginable," said an attorney representing the girl. to.pbs.org/3PV4hr9
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3-year-old suffered sexual abuse during months in immigration custody, family alleges
An immigrant family is grappling with the ordeal suffered by a 3-year-old girl who endured alleged sexual abuse while her father fought for five months for her release from federal custody.
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musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A series about 15-hour shift at McDonald's called "The Arch" could be cool
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University of Minnesota School of Nursing @umnnursing.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
After taking time to connect with the Pretti family and with their consent, we are honored to share that we have created the Alex Pretti Nursing Scholarship. For those interested, you can learn more and make a gift here: crowdfund.umn.edu/campaigns/Al...
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David @archaeomather.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Big St. Paul puddle tonight.
Large puddle on a sidewalk with upside down reflections of trees and vintage lamp posts.
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Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty @hennepinatty.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Our office was made aware of an incident involving two bounty hunters pointing weapons at civilians who were chanting at them from alongside and in front of the bounty hunters’ van. Both have been charged with felony threats of violence and displaying a replica of a firearm.
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Also, Johnny Utah was the villain!!!
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l’éponge du nord @thelistenerd.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Mozart was a cop!
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phylan @phylan.website · 27/03/2026
Trump: The whole time I'm saying, What is this? There's two Jake Gyllenhals.  Then at the end you see this spider, maybe the biggest spider you've ever seen, huge and then it goes to black.  That's it.

Ingraham: and just to be clear, this is a movie you saw.

Trump: well, I don't know.
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 25/03/2026
New bill at the Minnesota state capitol would loosen regulations of the meat raffle industry, increasing the allowed value of meat prizes to $200. www.kare11.com/article/news...
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New bill at Minnesota State Capitol could change your favorite neighborhood meat raffle
Minnesota lawmakers are considering a bill that would increase the limit that charitable organizations can charge for meat raffles.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
UAW Local 22 would easily make the Sweet 16.
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