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Dirt Dork.

@dirtdork.bsky.social
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Illinoisan. Likes plants. Posts are whatever crossed my mind, reposts are things I thought anyone who willingly signed up for Matt Thoughts would also find interesting.

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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 13h
I don't think I've ever been on a social media platform people claimed to like being on, back down to message boards. Really makes you think. Log off? No. But think.
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Tobias Harris @tobiasharris.bsky.social · 23h
My neighbor told me the Middle East keeps eating his carrier groups so I asked how many carrier groups he has he said he just goes to PACOM and gets a new carrier group afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding carrier groups to the Middle East and then Pete Hegseth started crying.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 20h
So, my in-laws live in Naperville. It is a very nice downtown, and DuPage County does have an excellent arts scene. The Mac at College of DuPage is a treasure, genuinely. But be fucking serious, please.
It’s also indicative that aldermen fail to realize two important things:

Firstly, suburbanites help keep the lights on in Chicago.

Secondly, Chicago shouldn’t take suburban business for granted. Naperville has a very nice downtown.

Enough already. This idea should not be floating around. It should sink.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 20h
The flying colchicine pills did me in.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
has anyone heard from any candidates about end of quarter fundraising goals?
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Considering testing out that new Bluesky moderation by typing my actual response to these pricks.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 30/09/2026
In the hallway of the Old Cartoonists’ Home
In the hallway of the Old Cartoonists’ Home
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hailey @hailey.at · 13/09/2026
my take is that an alarmingly low number of people understand just how bad cyber warfare alone could go. doomers going on about x-risk but not the very real and present problem of infra cyber defense and the very disastrous consequences that could have
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's fine, I think all the Big10 schools have AFROTC programs.
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
everyone reskeet this right now, i need it to go viral enough that we get elissa slotkin or cory booker trying this on a national stage
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why does it look like they neutered a Labubu?
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do AIs experience suffering? Can an AI attain nirvana?
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politiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Talking about why Rahm Emanuel is a bad candidate on the merits and actually going into his record is giving way too much credit to Rahm Emanuel. When your 5 year old says he's going to drive a car to Saturn you don't explain why cars can't achieve space travel. You say "cool, sounds fun!"
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if we die, we die
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably the greatest life upgrade spouse and I have made in the last couple years is just defaulting to "yes, and more" when it comes to taking in An Art. Getting a Siskel Center membership, getting last minute opera tickets for Salome because of something we saw there... Being a casual is great.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A flower among them is made of gold and lapis lazuli, the bouquet is made of sweet scented plants. (OGC)
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A digital recreation of a panel from the 1960s Hungarian comic strip Jucika by Pál Pusztai. In the image (drawn with black outlines and limited color that is also charmingly, wildly out of register) we see the main character, Jucika, a brunette woman with a short, kicky haircut wearing a striped, green, knee-length, sleeveless dress. She is dancing with a delighted-looking man in a military uniform who is holding one of her hands while in the other she's carrying a red portable radio by its little handle. She's grinning back over her shoulder to the left to see an attractive woman – red hair in curly bangs and a pony tail and wearing a different sort of green dress – who is dancing to the music from the radio with a different delighted-looking man in a brown suit. Everyone is having a great time. Below the drawing is all lower case script lettering with a brown drop that reads 'talán ma fog megtörténni', which my Hungarian-speaking friend Matilda assures me translates to 'Maybe it will happend today'
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"maybe I saw and forgot my colleague spreading a gutter racist slander in service of ethnic cleansing." One would hope that kind of thing would stick in the mind.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 24/11/2025
My Star Wars '90s EU hottest takes: ~Michael A. Stackpole walked so Andor could run. ~Gara Petothel is one of the best SW EU characters ever, second only to Kreia. ~Children of the Jedi was, in fact, one of the very best EU novels, bar none. Yes, even the Thrawn Trilogy.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You guys ever wonder if 2001: A Space Odyssey isn't at the root of a lot of our problems with AI because it made everyone believe that the worst thing a computer can do is tell you "no"?
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The reaction to this is not doing anything to dispel my primary objection to the idea, which is that it sure has an odor of cargo cult about it.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I, personally, do not think that "I'd take it as a kindness if people would stop saying cruel and untrue things about people like me (bi men)" and "women are obligated to sleep with bi men" are the same statement. Follow me for more daring heterodoxy.
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 26/09/2026
for fuck's sake
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My only ecological criticism of Tolkien is that he partakes of the same forest-centrism as the rest of Anglo and Anglo-diaspora culture. Grasslands and deserts and swamps are all FINE AND GOOD BIOMES, JIRT. Where are my elves learning to speak to the desert biocrust or the carnivorous bog plants
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bi men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting: local government reform
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Acerbic Otter, but SPOOOOOOOOOKY @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, I LOVE this!
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, yeah, but I'm holding on to hope that I may have hallucinated this skeet.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spouse: I mean, that stadium is going to be shot like it's in Hammond, Indiana.
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Heidi 🌱🍉⚡️🌍🛸 @heidivdv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Goed nieuws! Bizons 💚
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*offer valid only in Wisconsin.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Enough to share with the whole panel.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vive l'Illinois libre.
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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy "dip cup full of concord grape pips" season to all who celebrate.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my9games.com/en/s/b6e5597... I'll defend everything in here, fight me IRL.
Fallout4
Dungeons and Dragons Online
Age of Empires II
Simcity3000
Mario Kart 8
Team Fortress 2
Red Dead Redemption 2
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Europa Universalis 4
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cc @blockclubchi.bsky.social
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Girls Running From Houses @girlfleeshouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The house is a metaphor for society. It resembles a beehive.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Paul the Apostle, 50 (or so) AD:
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ICE agents chasing him in a car ran this guy over a week ago, horribly injuring him. Needs some media attention beyond this: www.walb.com/2026/09/23/i...
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ICE releases statement after man run over in Dougherty County operation
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is now releasing more information about an incident that happened in Dougherty County on Sept. 17 when a man was run over by an ICE vehicle.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My most libbed-out opinion is that you could destroy the police as a political actor by simply enforcing existing time and attendance policies.
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