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I am the man who stays home and does the dishes. And how was your day?

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17h
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 17h
As American a figure as Joseph Smith or PT Barnum
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 17h
This. Changes. Everything.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21h
anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yup. Specifically in the religious space. Sarah Palin is an Assembly of God Pentecostal and no religious denomination supported Trump as much as they did. Paula White comes from that world.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
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Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are we not allowed to judge the character of the voters who want this?
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the shitlib version of finding out that Rage Against the Machine mix politics and music
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the few things that would turbocharge important institutional reform:
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Retreat to Florida
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
yeah, the reason republicans are just not going to budge from texas is the reason why armies try not to abandon their capitals. it isn’t necessarily a strategic defeat to lose the seat of power, but it is a profound blow to morale.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Troy McClure says


A vegan is vegetables.

A vegan is eating a piece of lettuce all day long
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Steph @tokenweirdgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump take salsa
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
its the follow up to this, when you get to the Jesus halfway house youtu.be/CzxHiIJNv9Y?...
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Addicted To Jesus [feat. dc Talk] | Music Videos | Carman
YouTube video by Carman Licciardello
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 02/10/2026
looks a lot like the name getting thrown around by Michael Tracey etc as the Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 case is the wrong person, but the Pervert Squad has decided to ruin that girl's life just in case and her selfies are now everywhere on Twitter since she's pretty and seems confident
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They tell you not to root for injuries in sports, then the prime time NFL game is Tall Joe Rogan Antivax Dumbest MotherFucker Ever To Come Out Of Cal versus Two Dozen Sexual Assault Allegations. I’m rooting for compound fractures.
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the President talks to G̶o̶d̶ Grok
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They are doing a reverse Southern Strategy. Working their way back to just saying the ‘N‘ word.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They are trying to make their G.I. Joe toys into real things because everyone is 12.
Photo of gi Joe mole pod
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Harry Enten’s burner 👆
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Money laundering
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t rule it out
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ashley (birthday month) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andy Beshear forever, man
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s supposed to be on of the better ones in that orbit or so I’m told.
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RFK is the only kid who got candy apple razorbladed on Halloween and that’s why he talks that.
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is Taylor Swift too big to fail?
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Swifties are crashing out. Here’s how that helps Trump.
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ACAB includes AI Agents
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Rotanen ♾️ @rotanen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"guys what do we do, the apolitical people who voted for our party because we ran the tv man have all figured out that the tv man actually sucks"
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just wanna say, I really enjoyed “you are mistaken here and may in fact be the motherfucker”
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Frankly 2007 as a great year for me so let’s run it back
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[Training the army of illiterate steroid-addled fat ass ham-faced unaccountable murderous wife-beating slave catchers on the new software that lets you track anyone you want] Don't use this on stalking women you want to punish though ok? That's not what it's for.
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thelearneddog.bsky.social @thelearneddog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They are just begging folks to take matters into their own hands with this rhetoric: “That big building over there with all the computers inside is the apocalypse factory.”
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(sighing in a heave the size of the ocean) why is the state auditor candidate talking about the healing power of rocks
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know that some people don't think these types of things are important but I really do. Cultural change precedes political change. When you don't have the culture, it's more difficult to win politically or to sustain political wins. newrepublic.com/post/215697/...
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MAGA Festival With Kid Rock Canceled After No One Wanted to Go
The “Freedom Fest” is no longer happening after dismal ticket sales.
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
now to sit down, have a cup of coffee, and see how my favorite client is doing with all the new jokes I sent him.
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