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@thelastseabird.bsky.social
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 9h
Easy, bro', just havin' us a conversation.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11h
The Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 10h
Nimi Nightmare, starting any stream: "They should let you be evil in this game."
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 10h
I never watched a Jurassic Park movie after the second one because I was only in it for Hammond
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 13h
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 20h
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m not psychic I’m just always right
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I watched little shop of horrors as a kid and it turned me into hexxus from ferngully
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Short Juri/Menat comic of Menat texting Juri "Sup, u look mentall ill. I think I want to take care you u. I have a cat btw." accompanied by a drawing of Menat with a cat
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 02/10/2026
tall girls are all talk tbh
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virtu @virtuware.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sadako bartender think i might revisit this style
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s no right answer except the one I give and no wrong answer except for yours
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lrt I’m pizza hugs give me money or the dog gets fed to the roaches
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thinking about pizzahugs this morning. a 2012-2013 era joke poster who was the first person in that space really pushing their donations link. got to a point where he was harrassing anybody with a following for not retweeting it every day. "you're killing me, you're killing my dog" type stuff
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 02/10/2026
Sometimes I read patch/firmware update notes and know exactly what's going on, I'm on top of it. And then there's stuff like this, where I realize I have no effing idea how anything really works.
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Reky🏳️‍⚧️ @reky.channel · 02/10/2026
Shows this to you and meows at you Art by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social say thank u Noelle
Reky in a big purple sweater
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ヒメVic☆ @ladyvicv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s often beneficial, in my experience, to not know things
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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MilkyBoxBoy @milkyboxboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
takes your money coven outside the kombini
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Kdin Jenzen 🏳️‍⚧️🐺 @kdinjenzenvo.com · 01/10/2026
Honestly if I heard I was going to be a "Service Dog" this isn't what I'd have in mind either... Comic by @spicymancer.bsky.social All voices by Kdin Jenzen/Me~
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IM *gunshot* SO *thunder* TIRED *propane explosion*
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because mine pussy poppeth and thou own does not
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is there a term for when an extended universe is or becomes just the original film/story repeated in parallel so that everything in the movie is just how the universe works everywhere
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy BITCH tober *shoves you in your own locker*
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PillowPuppy @starlewdnoelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
idk how i never posted this over here
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm a classic example of the individualist. I do better on my own.
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𖤐 Vermin 𖤐 @wordpossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tf2 Steam
ALT: Tf2 Steam
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
muckrakers found out about mods (literally. it’s about mods)
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
of course not, no one's buying!
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Statler and Waldorf Muppets
ALT: Statler and Waldorf Muppets
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
being on bluesky sometimes feels like living in the countryside sometimes you will have travelers relay messages like have you heard? Lesbian Space Princess is causing quite the commotion back at the capital.
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ZYNTHSTAR (COMMS OPEN) @zynthstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RARITY She’s saying her classic catchphrase!!!! It’s been a long time since I’ve drawn MLP fanart, maybe I’ll do more! :> - #mlp #mlpfanart #rarity
Fanart of Rarity from MLP along with the text “Absolutely horrid, darling”
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
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The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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uncle leyla (scary) 🎃 @leylses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not to be too uhhHH honest on main about my personal life but man
The worst part about being chronically single isn’t the solitude, which I enjoy. I even enjoy loneliness; that melancholic note, issued from a single, plucked string pulled taut over an emptiness. The worst part is the ambiguity, which makes me susceptible to folk remedies, trite platitudes, and magical thinking. It will come when you least expect it. You’re looking too hard. What’s your sign? You’ll know it when you feel it. You’ll just know.

Thank you. I’ll stop looking until I find it. I’ll stop thinking about it so it can take me by surprise. This isn’t how anything else works, but I’ll give it a go. I wake up most mornings with a vague hope, smothered by the hour, and cruelly rekindled in sleep. I’ll have to stop doing that.
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ハチイ🌻アドンの妻 @hatsubara-8chan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I should post this here too. I recently opened an emergency commission and here are my sketch illustration samples! $20 for the base and +$10 for additional character! If you'd like something else, feel free to DM me 🙇
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Zdzisław Beksiński @zbeksinski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Untitled www.wikiart.org/en/zdislav-beksinsk…
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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, okay
An AI generated description describing an hour long documentary about the Pulse Rifle , from in-universe specifications and history to the concept and production of the actual movie props to the ramifications of the design on popular science fiction as a wholeThe actual audio file, 15 seconds of the pulse rifle firing under the category “sound effects”
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good luck, JC. I can make it on my own from here.
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⛧Vikintor⛧ 🇧🇷 @vikintor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cool
nickelodeon barnyard ps2
The character PIP is saying "Tee Hee. Some guys are gonna get milked today!"
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Boo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, I'm sorry but we are not doing this "widely agreed upon bad movies were actually good," discourse for 6 of the worst movies ever made by humans.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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