Reposted by Seabirddeus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 9hEasy, bro', just havin' us a conversation. 1104
Reposted by Seabirdpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11hThe Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola 422125422
Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 10hNimi Nightmare, starting any stream: "They should let you be evil in this game." 030
Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 10hI never watched a Jurassic Park movie after the second one because I was only in it for Hammond 010
Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I watched little shop of horrors as a kid and it turned me into hexxus from ferngully 020
Reposted by Seabirdvirtu @virtuware.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sadako bartender think i might revisit this style 162781495
Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There’s no right answer except the one I give and no wrong answer except for yours 030
Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lrt I’m pizza hugs give me money or the dog gets fed to the roaches 110
Reposted by SeabirdCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026thinking about pizzahugs this morning. a 2012-2013 era joke poster who was the first person in that space really pushing their donations link. got to a point where he was harrassing anybody with a following for not retweeting it every day. "you're killing me, you're killing my dog" type stuff 415110
Reposted by SeabirdJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 02/10/2026Sometimes I read patch/firmware update notes and know exactly what's going on, I'm on top of it. And then there's stuff like this, where I realize I have no effing idea how anything really works. 131248
Reposted by SeabirdReky🏳️⚧️ @reky.channel · 02/10/2026Shows this to you and meows at you Art by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social say thank u Noelle 17216
Reposted by SeabirdBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 91335410
Reposted by SeabirdKenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 263655720
Reposted by Seabirdhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 355206224953
Reposted by SeabirdDr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 20199612450
Reposted by SeabirdBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes 1745372469
Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s often beneficial, in my experience, to not know things 030
Reposted by Seabirdthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about this again and smiling 3463871439
Reposted by SeabirdMilkyBoxBoy @milkyboxboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026takes your money coven outside the kombini 3352921321
Reposted by SeabirdKdin Jenzen 🏳️⚧️🐺 @kdinjenzenvo.com · 01/10/2026Honestly if I heard I was going to be a "Service Dog" this isn't what I'd have in mind either... Comic by @spicymancer.bsky.social All voices by Kdin Jenzen/Me~ 552295
Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026IM *gunshot* SO *thunder* TIRED *propane explosion* 030
Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Because mine pussy poppeth and thou own does not 0138
Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is there a term for when an extended universe is or becomes just the original film/story repeated in parallel so that everything in the movie is just how the universe works everywhere 141
Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy BITCH tober *shoves you in your own locker* 020
Reposted by SeabirdPillowPuppy @starlewdnoelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026idk how i never posted this over here 1173
Reposted by Seabirddeus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm a classic example of the individualist. I do better on my own. 082
Reposted by Seabird𖤐 Vermin 𖤐 @wordpossum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comTf2 SteamALT: Tf2 Steam 1226
Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026muckrakers found out about mods (literally. it’s about mods) 010
Reposted by SeabirdKaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026of course not, no one's buying!static.klipy.comStatler and Waldorf MuppetsALT: Statler and Waldorf Muppets 71847493
Reposted by SeabirdKaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 08/09/2026being on bluesky sometimes feels like living in the countryside sometimes you will have travelers relay messages like have you heard? Lesbian Space Princess is causing quite the commotion back at the capital. 6770152
Reposted by SeabirdZYNTHSTAR (COMMS OPEN) @zynthstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026RARITY She’s saying her classic catchphrase!!!! It’s been a long time since I’ve drawn MLP fanart, maybe I’ll do more! :> - #mlp #mlpfanart #rarity 3395125
Reposted by SeabirdJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comThe Most Unlovable Man in New York CityOn being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic 39673112
Reposted by Seabirduncle leyla (scary) 🎃 @leylses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not to be too uhhHH honest on main about my personal life but man 110719
Reposted by Seabirdハチイ🌻アドンの妻 @hatsubara-8chan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think I should post this here too. I recently opened an emergency commission and here are my sketch illustration samples! $20 for the base and +$10 for additional character! If you'd like something else, feel free to DM me 🙇 01610
Reposted by SeabirdZdzisław Beksiński @zbeksinski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Untitled www.wikiart.org/en/zdislav-beksinsk… 0206
Reposted by Seabirddeus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good luck, JC. I can make it on my own from here. 041
Reposted by SeabirdBoo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No, I'm sorry but we are not doing this "widely agreed upon bad movies were actually good," discourse for 6 of the worst movies ever made by humans. 431181280
Reposted by SeabirdDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14297961639
Reposted by SeabirdRobyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!” 171702520
Reposted by SeabirdTheo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026Every AI CEO sounds like this. 81062304
Reposted by SeabirdJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 432534567