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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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Nelward @nelward.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I firmly believe that ALL Americans.
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Nelward @nelward.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The dat boi-ification of benson boone needs to be studied
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Nelward @nelward.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I guess that's why they call me master of the iPad... I know all the controls on that thing... How to look up photos and watch video
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Nelward @nelward.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The juxtaposition of polite society standards remaining upheld while tech oligarchs and ppl at the highest levels of govt proudly shit themselves in public frequently is interesting to me
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Nelward @nelward.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
sampling myself
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 11/06/2026
These guys are called FLORADINN. You can think of them like the “Rudinn” of Chapter 5. Their favorite thing is FLOWERS. They usually don’t get what’s going on, but they are chill and don’t care. I like these guys.
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Nelward @nelward.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"nostalgia is fascist" I get what that means but aren't we painting with a broad brush here? is it a good idea to cede a feeling people have always felt to fascists?
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Nelward @nelward.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hawk tuah: the two words the establishment FEARS the most
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
sad that most YouTube art videos are about "how to make your ocs interesting", "how to grow your account on social media", "how to not make mary sues" like what happened to just drawing for fun and sharing it- oh wait I forgot this is the result of lolcowing people for their art skills and or clout
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Nelward @nelward.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm beginning to suspect that Snoop Doggy Dogg smokes weed
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hey, don’t cry. Remember: Where there’s smoke, they pinch back. Okay?
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Nelward @nelward.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
proud to announce my debut full-length STONE BOGUS releases on June 12, 2026. linktr.ee/nelward
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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bathroom @bathroom.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
welcome to the bathroom
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval. If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
little aliens forever? ok?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich ME: oh dang that sounds so good DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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Joerg Lau @joerglau.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences. It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients link: mysnapmap.com
r/boston
u/Past_Election_5005 • 1d
Made a website showing Boston area restaurants offering free/reduced price meals to SNAP
recipients
I Made This!
mysnapmap.com
Hoping this could help some people
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 05/11/2025
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
Rude
Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose.
Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
one thing that irritates me is that a majority of politicians now talk as if THEY’RE the constituency, just saying OBSERVATIONS without saying what they’re going to DO. it’s OUR job to endlessly point out the PROBLEMS we see. a politician needs to tell us how they’ll fix them.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Never ruin your whole life
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Fan art of the little black ball thing from Super Mario 64 that spits fireballs at you.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
first meeting pt 1 (he/him for the mouse) (she/her for the cat)
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
reverse hallmark movie where an easygoing country guy moves to the big city and meets a city girl who teaches him the joy of being stressed out all the time and neglecting things in favor of work
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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Updating my LEGO White House
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/10/2025
the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It’s so funny that the generation of people who told me CONSTANTLY in school that Wikipedia isn’t a reliable source are now among many of the same people who believe anything they read online and share AI generated slop. I’d trust Wikipedia more than anything to come from AI any day, it has SOURCES!
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Jonty @fairless.xyz · 15/10/2025
Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI. Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
Three images showing photographers in a studio, standing around a black curtained area with a projector and a 'Windows' logo etched onto a glass pane. The lower image shows a version of the iconic blue windows background, with blue lasers outlining and passing through an angled Windows logos against a dark background.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/10/2025
I think the idea of "cancel culture" persists mainly because it conveniently is some outside force acting on someone rather than them torching their reputation all on their own
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
one thing we can never allow to happen again is making someone president who is rich enough to fund endless frivolous lawsuits
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
queer spaces are so overly racially biased it makes me upset every time. the lack of boosting black positivity or just interacting with black art is upsetting. black art, people, and characters aren't viewed in the same desirability as white characters.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/10/2025
if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Songs don't say stuff like "Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do" anymore. No one's in the mood for that shit
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
New Orwellianism just dropped
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles. You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
More propaganda with painfully normal people zip-tied at the side of the road please, this will for sure convince the American people that you're the good guys
Homeland Security @DHSgov

We're having an All Night Revival

Still frame from a video: Painfully normal people zip tied on the side of the road, sitting on a guardrail in a row

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The entire country is walking on eggshells because a madman is hallucinating about crime sprees and burning cities.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
They should create a living man out of the body parts of various corpses
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