Reposted by TheKertKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/03/2026the bluesky experience: 3341061216
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026One hour into my cottage weekend with buddies and I backed into a ditch on the driveway. Got it out with some towing help and thankfully it's a pretty good car to get out of a ditch. 100
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Even though humans have proven throughout history to be capable of unthinkable levels of hatred, it is simply impossible for us to hate these freaks enough. The entirety of humanity's hate combined is merely a fraction of the hate they deserve. 010
Reposted by TheKert852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274165012328
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Stupidest country in the world continues to get even stupider 011
Reposted by TheKertassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 31/07/2026legitimately hilarious WCW Saturday Night gimmick 1312335
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesAlt: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 020
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Let's be real, this guy is never seeing the kids unsupervised again. 010
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Who wants to go in on getting an early start making Andrew Tate Didn't Kill Himself merch? 020
Reposted by TheKertdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026People who say the 2nd Pete from Nickolodeon’s The Adventures of Pete & Pete can't be forgiven because they rimmed a school shooter are the same people who simp for these folks. 2375
Reposted by TheKertJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea 14675711702
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Woke up feeling a little bit American this morning for a few hours (I had bad diarrhea) 000
Reposted by TheKertNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Explosive diarrhea son or hazardous air daughter. 815917
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Is it good when it's so hot that the asphalt is so soft that a car jack sinks into it? 040
Reposted by TheKertUbuyo 🏳️⚧️ @ubuyo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024me when my girl takes her top off 69150765911
Reposted by TheKertfolk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026look, young posters, i need you to understand something. right now, quantity is a quality all of its own. no need to only post bangers. you just need to fire everything and see what sticks, much like Lindsay Graham's bowels did as he shat himself to death so hard it jettisoned him out the window. 1136882
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Fuck fuck fuck, no it's not going home, go Norway get it back 000
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Think everyone on here could use this reminder now and then 030
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Reposted by TheKertTheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Before you are two figures guarding the Strait. One only tells lies and the other only tells the truth. It's up to you to figure out which is which. Me: oh shit oh fuck this is impossible. 096
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Take every chance you have to be with the ones you love. Two days ago I was relaxing in Costa Rica with my parents feeling like I'm living the dream. Yesterday while snorkeling my dad's heart gave out and now he's just gone at 69. Life comes at you fast and out of nowhere. 530
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026www.maptap.gg April 3 98🔥 98🎯 99🎯 96🔥 97🔥 Final score: 973 started these about a week ago, new PBmaptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Reposted by TheKertThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 16/03/2026Trump to allies: “Which of you fucking losers wants to secure the Strait of Hormuz?”thebeaverton.comTrump to allies: “Which of you fucking losers wants to secure the Strait of Hormuz?”WASHINGTON D.C. - With the Strait of Hormuz shut down by Iranian forces following the U.S.-Israel-led invasion, President Donald Trump has publicly invited his "pathetic baby NATO allies" to send wars... 19588195
Reposted by TheKertI Hate My Favourite Teams @carcelmousineau.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Nah. It's actually this. 2246
Reposted by TheKertcapitolhunters @capitolhunters.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/ 14645781927
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Cool, Quickbooks Online sales tax function is broken in all regions globally and not adding sales tax to transactions. Seems fine, nobody needs to charge sales tax to run their business or anything. Glad the new AI that makes everything slower and doesn't do anything is working out so well. 000
Reposted by TheKertSorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Never forget who you’re fighting for. 45110162800
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TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Get Wayne Gretzky off my TV, who even invited that ass clown to the game? 011
TheKert @thekert1.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Using the words "hung with Epstein" is an interesting choice 051
Reposted by TheKertLemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 28/01/2026What did Obama mean by this? 71139176
Reposted by TheKertLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Happy Epstein Files Day to those who celebrate. Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Give me Head" pin, which is how we will all feel when we see how redacted they are. collabs.shop/cbc95h 320248
