Reposted by andrewJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice. 541721219
Reposted by andrewESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 15hInspector Smile is ready for science! 🫡 This is Smile’s first ultraviolet view showing an auroral substorm. With the ultraviolet camera now operational, Smile becomes the first spacecraft since 2008 to capture the full ring of northern lights around the north pole in ultraviolet light. 🔭 🧪 ☀️ 12780221
Reposted by andrewMarcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My dad, who has literally no experience in dealing with a daughter after a breakup, just doordashed me a breakfast burrito and I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. 1495071206
andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 29/09/2026So that’s Man. City f*cked. As punishment they’re relegating Leeds.. again.. 110
Reposted by andrewKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 757280645834
andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 29/09/2026lol, they were siphoning petrol and diesel from people’s cars.. 252
andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 29/09/2026Or stopping people walking from their shopping on way to the pub for a quick pint before cooking dinner (flex, I can afford to cook).. yeh yeh mate whatever you say.. 000
Reposted by andrewAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it. 537159414433
Reposted by andrewJames O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 28/09/2026“If the Security Council refuses to comply with my demands, I will activate the Torment Nexus.” 3152
Reposted by andrewOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Suspect this one will age like Surströmming, wrapped in a loaded nappy in a compost portaloo on the third day at a festival. In a gastroenteritis outbreak. In a heatwave. 96811134
Reposted by andrewThe Daily Britain @thedailybritain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🚨 NEW: Lucy Powell has launched a blistering attack on Nigel Farage at Labour conference, accusing the Reform UK leader of hypocrisy over immigration. Powell said Farage “seems to hate foreigners so much” but “really does love their money”. 27318
Reposted by andrewReform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Reform UK Councillors, know the 5 stages. 1223386
Reposted by andrewThe Autistic Coach | Mati (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Can I do it?” is a terrible measure of disability. Yes, I can do it. Can I do it repeatedly? Can I do it safely? Can I do it without support? Can I do anything afterwards? Can I do it tomorrow too? What does doing it COST? These tell me a lot more about my capability. 23878230
Reposted by andrewEthics Should Matter @ethicsshouldmatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If I “do it” will I be able to do anything else today, this week, this month? Or will I be tapped out 1383
Reposted by andrewLeft Foot Forward @left-foot-forward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Richard Tice has backed the decision, which will result in 116 job losses and push up childcare costs for local families leftfootforward.org/2026/09/rich...leftfootforward.orgRichard Tice says Reform council showed ‘courage’ in closing 10 nurseriesThe decision was met with cries of “shame” from parents and campaigners 31416
Reposted by andrewebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Morning giggles 🤣 Wait What 😳 562085427
Reposted by andrewDom Joly @realdomjoly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026NEW MUGWUFFIN EPISODE DROPPED- Bio hacker. Are you off for a country walk? These new robot assistance legs look brilliant… Watch MUGWUFFIN the new comedy show from the creators of Trigger Happy TV. New characters, funny chat. 5 Eps live now- new Eps every week. #mugwuffin LINK IN COMMENTS 55918
Reposted by andrewAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 🎵 Can I play with Madras? 🎶metro.co.ukIron Maiden star baffles fans by hosting local curry night at Welsh holiday park'Well, there's a headline I never thought I'd read.' 129411
Reposted by andrewLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bangkok on red alert - All 50 districts of Thailand's capital Bangkok were declared a flood disaster area on Saturday after more than 300 millimetres of rain in less than 48 hours caused widespread flooding. TT: @countrycrazy75 www.thenews.pk/print/143969... 72764384
Reposted by andrewOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Magnificent trolling in Brum 76565108
Reposted by andrewRichard Corbett CBE @richardcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pressure building up at and beyond Labour Party Conference because: - Brexit even more costly than predicted, hurting economy & damaging public finances - Geopolitical situation: aggressive Russia in east & unreliable USA in west - British public now has a steadily growing majority for rejoining EU 30426147
Reposted by andrewTibor M. Kalman @kalmantibs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So grateful that America 🇺🇸 has given the world a true leader; a man of faith, grace, compassion, decency, and boundless humanity. Thank you kindly, Pope Leo XIV. You have stirred the souls of so many in Paris today, and around the world. 🙏🏼🌍🕊️ 📷 Photo @richraho.bsky.social 641149328
Reposted by andrewRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The amount of Amazon workers relying on SNAP and Medicaid has nearly tripled since 2020 — while Amazon’s annual profits soared by over 550%. It’s the same story everywhere: corporate profits are at record highs, while workers’ share of the economy is at a record low. We must unrig the system. 546156546007
Reposted by andrewProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026NEW: ProPublica’s Jake Pearson lost $10,000 mimicking the betting patterns of a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company’s “responsible gaming” safeguards. One week in, he was invited to become a VIP — and faced little pushback as he spiraled.propublica.orgI Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro... 11838871490
Reposted by andrewMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...youtube.comMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Musk 23858643991
Reposted by andrew𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/09/2026Imagine getting denied for a card by an AI version of yourself. 62510134
Reposted by andrewScotchTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 25/09/2026I bring a bag of shredded cheese to the interview and never break eye contact as I eat it. 31129115
Reposted by andrewAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026My dad would say “He looks like his face caught on fire and someone put it out with a golf shoe.” 4865458869
Reposted by andrewParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't worry Jess, once Reform are in power you will have no employment rights at all, which should make the process of sacking you much simpler and less upsetting. 😁 551143233
Reposted by andrewJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller. 20847451179
Reposted by andrewScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If we had actual journalists in this country, this would have been reported as a story. 22546632406
Reposted by andrewPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No, BBC, he has not been arrested over the video of dinghy slashing. He’s been arrested over the dinghy slashing. Words matter. 1964267853
andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 24/09/2026Someone tell the village idiots village idiot about air fryers.. 010
Reposted by andrewCERN @cern.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Predicting the economic impact of the #HiLumiLHC 📈 The upgrade of the Large Hadron Collider is expected to return nearly twice its cost to society. Read more: home.cern/predicting-t... 📸 Cédric Favero/CERN 2025 Photowalk 511227
Reposted by andrewD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 24/09/2026Proofreading services too expensive? Try proof skimming! For only $10, I'll flip through your book and say "yeah, whatever, it's probably fine." 2567856