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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 05/10/2026

I’m not downloading that and giving them my email.. Plus look at the recommended… The Scum.. FU!

Screenshot from the App Store of the sad tiny penis app giving me recommendations on how to have a tinier penis

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 26/09/2026

Ring: There’s a person at your door. Erm, ok.. 😂

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 24/09/2026

Teaching my youngest the importance of punctuation..

Text conversation with my youngest as he is late for school:

Me: Come on please
Son: Ok Jesus
Me: I am your Lord and saviour..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 21/09/2026

Can we put it next to this one..

Tell your lie machine with trump in it..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 19/09/2026

They must be related lol.

A cat sleeping on a train track, probably the most uncomfortable spot in the house, but close to fusses..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 19/09/2026

My Bill is like that, barely puts weight on. Has regular worming.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 10/09/2026

I accidentally took ammo into Wembley Stadium yesterday..

Jon Bon Jovi on the big screen at Wembley Stadium.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 01/09/2026

My eleven year old just walked in and said ‘I’m hanging up the phone now’..

A landline phone hanging from the wall by lots of brown tape.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 26/08/2026

The only GTA for me..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 26/08/2026

@mrjamesob.bsky.social on prepping. Have been fattening up the local pigeons for some time now 😁

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 15/08/2026

I recently had to blitz the house, my ex sent the doggos back covered in fleas and we had an infestation.. horrible little buggers they are.. the fleas that is.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 15/08/2026

lol, mine was like that but I did get a cut in before it was dry. The dogs keep scratching when out. The cats are sleeping under the front hedge and I’m having to flea treat them regularly, feeding them outside and they’re sharing with the local hedgepigs..

Ring doorbell screenshot, two cats and a hedgehog at night.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 14/08/2026

We went seagulls in Paignton and they did react like ‘oh no bedtime is early, chiiiiipssss’..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 14/08/2026

Seen on a pier in the ‘English Riviera’. A Lie Telling machine..?

A fortune telling machine with tRump in it. A lie telling machine if you will.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 07/08/2026

A typical text conversation with an 11 year old..

Weres the eggs
We ate them. You want eggs ?
Just 1
For eating...
I wanna smash it
lol
Why
IDK
I need a good reason

Fun
Are you going to clean it up after ?
Yes
Hmm, I'll think about it..
Where's* the eggs
Hang on, that's wrong..
Where are* the eggs ?
Ye

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 19/07/2026

When I retire am gonna be a pool boy..

Algae on the bottom of a pool partially hoovered, crystal clear water. Left it too long due to procrastination, very satisfying though..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 30/06/2026

Bill has found the most uncomfortable place to sleep, but he is in reach of fusses..

A white and black cat sleeping on a train set.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 23/06/2026

Back soon once the yanks sort their climate change or discover lightning rods 🤷‍♂️

Back Shortly message on TV screen from BBC Sport.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 15/06/2026

When someone calls it a GameBoy..

Screenshot of a text to my Wife saying Game Geear with a gif of a Mermaan.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 13/06/2026

Had a visitor checking out the greenery.

A red admiral butterfly behind tomato plants.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 13/06/2026

He’s not a trillionaire in real money..

Screen shot of 1.10 US Dollar = 0.82 Pound and a graph.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 09/06/2026

I have tomatoes already, my fruit based kingdom awaits..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 08/06/2026

The magpie on the neighbours office shed roof just chased the black running cat, bottom left, all the way down the fence. Poor Sam is quite a softie really..

A magpie and cat standoff. The cat is running. The magpie proudly crowing from a shed roof..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 07/06/2026

My Mum gave me five of her tomato plants from last year… FIVE..! I could barely keep up with three plants last year and these are all cherry. Guess I’m now the new local tomato king 🤷‍♂️

Five young tomato plants on a conservatory window sill awaiting their tomato rising..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 06/06/2026

Help me out #birdsky please. Chat tells me this is a juvenile blue tit. Not convinced that it’s not a finch of sorts ? I have a couple of these visiting the bird feeder now. Only have nuts, seedless suet and monkey nuts out now.

A yellow chested bird on the bird feeder.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 31/05/2026

I hope that there is a special place in hell run by demon Ramsey for whoever produces / sells / recommends cheap hobs with touch sensitive buttons.. How very dare I use the surface without it switching off and I obviously wouldn’t want any actual heat control, nope full blast or off..

A cheap thermostat hob that switches off if you look at it. And locks every time..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 30/05/2026

We had a boy just like him who would open doors by hanging from the door handle. Went missing last spring, I guess we didn’t make the cut..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 29/05/2026

Tempting the birdies into the water bath..

A 3D printed articulated fish in a bird bath in our garden.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 27/05/2026

Spent my Birthday today in Bucharest. What an amazing city..

A very old and very big building in the old town part of Bucharest.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 25/05/2026

We’re sitting here then..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 25/05/2026

Thanking myself for the day I drunkenly bought this from a friend..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 23/05/2026

Whereas this not totally mad Englishman is sitting in front of this..

Front view of the big fan on an evaporative air cooler..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 22/05/2026

Late night roses.. whilst listening to guns n roses..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 22/05/2026

And so the game begins..

Latest scene on the led drawing board depicting a lemming falling from their start area. À la 80s style gaming..

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 19/05/2026

From FB buzzy bastards 😁

FLIES, bluebottles, bees and wasps all seem to have the uncanny ability to find their way into my house through the tiniest of spaces when a window or door is slightly ajar.

However, once inside they lose all sense of direction and co-ordination, continually smashing their heads against every flat surface in a futile, random, trial-and-error bid to escape, even when the doors and windows are pulled wide open.

Perhaps Sir David Attenborough would care to explain that.

T O'Neill, Glasgow

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 17/05/2026

I bought an LED Drawing Board and it sits in the kitchen. Someone starts a scene and then family and friends just add to it randomly..

An LED drawing board with a sea scene drawn on it.

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andrew @thefreezer.co.uk · 16/05/2026

Being the sort of Dad that says ‘yeh whatever, crack on’. I present. The ‘small hole’ my youngest, his cousin and their mate started a few weeks ago.. I was thinking I really need a second pond..