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theFakeTLo

@thefaketlo.bsky.social
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Nihilistic panarchist who thinks squirrels are jerks.

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Anne Billson @annebillson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Should have got Robert Eggers to direct the new Star Wars film.
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Luke Skywalker on Hoth - Star Wars
Alt: Luke Skywalker on Hoth riding his taun taun - Star Wars
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Read the room, Doritos
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is obviously such cowardly loser behavior but I do wish that if anyone ever tried to make me do a work task I wasn't into, I could just leave for several months while continuing to collect a salary.
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
😍 @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@existennialmemes.bsky.social
existennialmemes 8s ago

Chronic Pain Translator:

"I'm fine"

Everything hurts

"It kinda hurts"

It's taking every ounce of fortitude to remain upright, and I have to pass a saving throw every ten minutes or I may collapse

"It really hurts"

AAAHHHHHHFGGGGGGHGGHHHGHAAA
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GHHHHGHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHFGGGGGGHGGHAHHHHH
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope everyone realizes that they are listening to a dude reciting the plot to the last two Mission Impossible movies, right?
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the true form of the whale was unknown
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Redd Foxx - Wash Yo Ass
YouTube video by Linebacker97
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remain convinced that the most effective response to a politician or a pundit who's pushing transphobia is "I'm not sure why you're obsessed with other people's genitals but it's really creepy"
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hubba hubba.
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck AI. Me in the 80s.
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tennessee Pride microwave sausage biscuits (two with mustard, two with grape jam), Quaker instant grits with cheese, Wild Turkey 101. This is the way.
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Abolish ICE
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock saying "It's an AI-generated movie about Bitcoin starring Gal Gadot. I play Bit Coin, a beautiful young 'Blocked Chain' with a troubled past."
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Seriously. Make a vibecoder app and a spreadsheet app and leave the rest of us out of your pervert shit
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
GOAT
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Them and that shitty brisket can kick rocks.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She was the best of all us 🖤
Find out who you are and do it on purpose. Says Skeletor who is the saddest he’s been in a long time. RIP Dolly
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Great advice generally, not just re: Dolly
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today's Muppet GIF of the Day is dedicated to the memory of country music icon and American treasure Dolly Parton
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hubba hubba.
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
OMG, THEY ANIMATED THE CHAIR! #iykyk
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
God, if only we could go back to the days when a person’s entire political career could be ended simply because they couldn’t spell potato.
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Londo Mollari from Babylon 5
Alt: Londo Mollari from Babylon 5
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What the fuck is wrong with this dipshit?
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post your favorite Muppet. Wrong answers only.
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Guy Fieri: Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
Alt: Guy Fieri: Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am a lineman for the county.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't date people who make you feel like you have to hide your stuffed animals. Says Skeletor who will never hide himself ever again.
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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2, Episode 10: Farewell My Little Viking Part 1
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mitch McConnell has obviously been fully incapacitated for a couple of months now, and I feel like I'm living in a mad house.
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Say it with me. The USPS is a public service mandated by the Constitution. It's not a for-profit business. It "loses" money in the same way the US Army does. thehill.com/business/601...
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USPS reports $2.5B loss in third quarter as financial woes persist
The United States Postal Service’s (USPS) net losses for the third quarter of 2026 reached $2.5 billion, the agency reported Friday, as its leadership continues to look for solutions to preve…
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You ever get bit by a dead bee?
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Maybe the greatest “dudes rock” moment in all of cinema. RIP Reggie Bannister 🍦
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Phantasm Sitting Here At Midnight
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Kay Reindl @ruefrex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
There is no way to convey how incredibly stupid this is. It might be the dumbest thing I've ever read.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Elon Musk: SpaceX Will Launch People to Mars in 2024Elon Musk: Giant Rocket Could Take Us to Marks in Just 7 Years - and London in 29 MinutesCan Elon Musk Really Get Us to Mars Within 10 Years?Elon Musk Is Not a Lunatic
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What’s crazy is that THAT mayor was Rudy Giuliani, who is now widely recognized as the craven ghoul he’s always been. So, not the flex you think it is. Also stop being so embarrassingly racist.
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I voted.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You mean you got taken by the guy who's entire existence is a scam who has never created anything ever and is only thought of a a genius because a style reporter from the WaPo said so? Weird. I cannot believe this is happening
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theFakeTLo @thefaketlo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Same.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
why is this such a complicated thing for people to understand
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