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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you can't find The Spark, start lighting some matches 💖

Tumblr user existennialmemes: My favorite Cryptid is Hope

Proof that Hope is a Cryptid:

Ephemeral

Hard to get a good picture of it

Lots of reasons to not believe in it

It can find you even when you least expect it

Tumblr user existennialmemes reblogged:

Sep 18, 2025

You may not believe in Hope, but Hope is stalking you from the edges of the forest, waiting patiently to make its move.

Tumblr user existennialmemes reblogged:

Sep 18, 2025

Find hope in small places. If you can't find any, make some by showing random kindness. Tell someone their outfit looks good, send a friend their favorite snack, put a dollar in somebody's cup, tell someone how much they mean to you.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Be Kind, but never be a Doormat" is legitimately one of my guiding personal philosophies.

You did it! You scrolled long enough, you found the Secret to the Universe! Congratulations!

They don't hand out this Secret, Esoteric Knowledge to just ANYONE so, be proud!

Are you ready? For Ultimate Enlightenment?

Here we go: Be Kind, but Never be a Doormat

Just kidding! The real secret is: Be Born Rich! Known in Celestial Circles as "a cheat code"

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

FB is pissing me the fuck off again, so I'm gonna try posting over here for the first time in several years 😅 Tbh I doubt it'll last, but I'm giving it one more try.

Tumblr user existennialmemes: The man who wrote: "I'ma take your grandpa's style. No, for real, ask your grandpa. Can I have his hand-me-downs?" has more conscience and courage than nearly all of our elected officials.

Which supports my generally accepted axiom that a goofy, benign weirdo will always be more trustworthy than any average well dressed CEO.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Ensure we start the New Year on a great note with this one WEIRD trick: equitably restructuring our entire society right now.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Is it too soon to be writing Folk Songs? Asking for me.

Tumblr User existennialmemes: The Claims Adjuster

There was once a modest man

No one knew his name

He was not seeking riches

He was not seeking fame

He sought only justice

For crimes gone unopposed

He set the tide in motion

Deny, Defend, Depose

For too long we've suffered

He refused to play their game

Now he's changed the rules

May we never learn his name

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Also the proles have super powers because of a toxic waste spill or something. For added drama.

Tumblr User existennialmemes: Apocalypse movie where the World Ending Event is just the working class rising up together. And the movie is from the perspective of a rag tag group of NY billionaires trying to get to the coast so they can escape on their yachts.

And it's a classic horror/thriller in that most of them do not make it, but at the end one or two actually get to the coast. And they set sail on their mega yacht. Making plans to just live at sea for a while until they look different enough that they can sneak back into society undetected.

And then you just hear this loud THUD and the whole boat shakes and the camera pans over to reveal like a 100 orcas lining up to ram it.

The boat cracks in half and you hear their screams get swallowed up by the waters and then it just cuts to the end credits.

Thinking about this for absolutely no reason.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Rudolph is an Anti Work Anthem if you read between the lines

Tumblr User existennialmemes:

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Was shunned for natural variations

Although not very common

Used to deal him verbal abuse

His nose was a typical deviation All of the other reindeer They never let poor Rudolph Then one foggy Christmas Eve Corporate came to say

Assimilate to the majority group

"Rudolph your accusations have been rejected outright, but we will exploit your labor tonight!"

And all of the reindeer who harmed him Never saw any penalties Now Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Is fundraising for therapy

Background image: Rudolph leading Santa's sleigh with a green & red border

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Instead of trying to scrub your executives' names from the Internet, might I suggest: Being a Better Person

Tumblr User existennialmemes: Safety Tips for Anxious Health Insurance CEOs:

Don't make your fortune by standing between sick people and their medicine

Oops, too late, just quit your job

Distribute your ill gotten wealth to the impoverished masses

Rally against for-profit healthcare systems

Help build an equitable society so there are no more desperate people resorting to such desperate measures.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Due to recent events I'm meticulously scrolling through my new drafts folder like "ok which of these are going to put me on a watch list, and which ones legally count as incitement?"

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

If you need a pick me up, just think about all these executives sitting in their boardrooms, now choking on the taste of their own oft forgotten mortality, wondering if they'll be next.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I hope this event will instigate change, but it doesn't automatically change anything, and that part is a serious bummer.

Tumblr User existennialmemes: The only tragic thing about the United Healthcare CEO is that it functionally changes nothing. A new CEO will just replace him.

I wish fantasy realm rules applied and once you've defeated the Evil Overlord all of their wicked misdeeds were automatically undone.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I am a Benevolent God 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Tumblr User existennialmemes:

The only Holy Trinity I believe in is:

Me (the Father)

My Body (the Son)

My Brain (the Holy Ghost)

Except it's usually My Body & Brain who are sacrificing me. And yet I bestow my blessings on them anyway. Because of Grace or whatever.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Impress your loved ones this Holiday Season, by fighting God™ in a Waffle House parking lot

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

May your Little Treats be Sweeter than The Horrors are Incomprehensible

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Don't want see a lady's bulge? Then stop staring at women's crotches!

Tumblr User existennialmemes: You're worried about seeing a penis in the women's bathroom. I'm worried about why you're looking at strangers' genitals in the women's bathroom. We are not the same.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Facebook just made me delete this post because they flagged it for everything from self harm to solicitation and drugs and would not let me dispute it or request a review. My only choice was to delete it, and I am so sick of that fucking platform. So anyway, here's my cute Cheshire cosplay 💖

POV: you just got isekai'd into a miraculous nightmare world and now this thing won't stop trolling you

(a collage of three pictures of Plum dressed as a purple and pink cat)

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

"Biological Man" or "Biological Woman." No, I'm just biologically tired. Weary on a cellular level. Assigned Sleepy At Birth 😴

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Please correct me if I'm getting this wrong! But this is the gist as I have gathered it from the articles I've read today.

Tumblr User existennialmemes: Very cool of South Korea to demonstrate how to resist a dictator, so the difference will be stark when our legislative branch doesn't do that.

Tumblr User existennialmemes replied:

I admit I do not know a whole lot about this situation, but from what I understand President Yoon (who is reportedly very unpopular) pulled the "My enemies are out to get me, the state cannot be trusted I am declaring martial law"

And the people and the parliament were just like "absolutely not." Widespread protests broke out and Parliament voted (I think unanimously) to overturn the martial law order a few hours later.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I'm not making two Blueskys. Deviant Plum content is going on this account too 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Tumblr User deviantplum: I can't lie anymore. I am not down for "anything"

I am down for these activities in particular:

Hanging out with cats

Smoking weed with my tits out

Eating snacks

Watching cartoons

Any combination of the above

For all other inquiries please try elsewhere.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Magical Girl Style Transformation, but when the sparkles clear I've just become a Potato.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Remember that the best gift is Time Spent. Therefore we can safely conclude that the most thoughtful gift is: trapping your loved ones in a Time Loop

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

This is a Good Luck Post No need to reblog or like it or interact with it in any way. Merely gaze upon it and know that Mysterious Forces (me) are wishing you well.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

It's December now. Which means I have officially checked out. Please do not expect things from me, possibly ever again, but for sure not in December. Happy End of the Year Rotting, to all who Celebrate 💖

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

One Milkshake to Bring The Boys, One Cold One to Bind Them, and One Song to Call Them All, Then Back In Town We'll Find Them

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Eggnog exists because someone looked at a bowl of custard and thought "Ok, but what if I could just drink that through a straw" I'm not judging. I'm just stating the fact.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

The neurodivergent urge to wonder if you are performing Friendliness correctly. If your Friendliness has been appropriately calibrated to the situation at hand.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Character limits are stressful. What do you mean I have to just make my point and be done with it?? We are going on a little adventure here together. You cannot rush these things.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Cheers, to the End of Days Sorry, I meant end of THE day Eh, either way 🤷🏻‍♀️🥂

Plum is wearing a bright red crop top and short black shorts with a long black mesh skirt covered in stars. They have Ram's horns and flowers in their hair.

they're holding a skull shaped chalice filled with red liquid and smiling towards the camera.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Devastating that I have to actually post over here in order to gather a following over here. And simply thinking about wanting to post here does nothing?? Honestly unfair that I have to chisel these thoughts out of my own brain. Just come get them yourself. My subconscious is cozy, you'll like it!

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Yeah I know I took some creative liberties with the car thing here, that was intentional. And listen "dissolved plants and animals that predate dinosaurs" was just not as pithy 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Tumblr User existennialmemes: Nothing feels real. You had to have noticed. Everything is a hollow distraction painted over the Horrors raging beneath.

You wave to your neighbor. They smile at you. It does not reach their eyes. They resume shoveling soft, biodegradable plant matter into plastic bags. Because the leaves "look tacky."

You commute thirty minutes to work in a metal cage propelled by small explosions. Stopping once to fill it with dissolved dinosaurs. And to fill yourself with the state sanctioned stimulant.

A normal morning.

Unfathomable suffering goes on, far away from you. "Better there than here" you think. Unfathomable suffering goes on, right outside your doorway. You politely avert your gaze.

It doesn't have to be this way. It's not supposed to be this way. This planet has the resources for the entire globe to thrive. They are being mishandled by .01% of our population.

We can have a better world.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Conservatives: everything is tyranny, except for actual tyranny, which is fine

Tumblr User existennialmemes: [extremely conservative voice] Big Government is when I'm asked to be courteous to the people around me. And Small Government is when The State kidnaps all the people I don't like.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

"but how is THAT political?" In order: * Climate change * Political allegories * Cost of living (at minimum, the rest varies based on individual) * Cost of living (at minimum, the rest varies based on individual) * Workers' Rights * Healthcare * Infrastructure

Tumblr User existennialmemes: Questions to Avoid if You Don't Discuss Politics

How's the weather?

Did you see the new Superhero Movie?

How're you doing?

What're your kids up to?

How's work going?

Did you get that medical issue resolved?

Was traffic bad?

Spoiler Alert: it's all politics! The thing you actually do not like to discuss is human rights.

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existennialmemes @existennialmemes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

We are literally wired to care about each other. This society is an aberration.

Tumblr User existennialmemes: It's very hard to believe that a species of highly social apes, living on a planet capable of producing immense abundance, ended up in societies run by folks who would be rejected as cartoon villains for being too campy & too cruel

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