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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 14h

girls only want one thing and it is a single aspect of human life that has not been intentionally made worse in the interest of chasing limitless profit

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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 15h

I think AI fantasies fill the same role that ghosts and angels did in the past (and still today for a lot of people). It's soothing to imagine consciousness could exist without a body, because the alternative is facing the fact that death is final. But it can't. And we're all gonna die.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They call it "artificial intelligence" but it's actually the opposite--real dumb!!!

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don’t think there’s a genre of visual art that I find as consitently compelling as early 20th century travel posters. They just resonate at the exact frequency to which I’m tuned.

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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

gonna tell my kids (the cats) this is heated rivalry

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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.

Patrick MacGoohan in an episode of Columbo; he’s seated at a glass desk in a wood paneled office with plants and wearing a black turtleneck with a tweed jacket.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

every bob dylan song the same thing. ooh this little jangly instrumental intro is so nice. ah and isn’t that a lovely chord progression. very melodic. and here come the vocals and oh that’s right i just remembered i hate this

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Getting rid of the headphone jack is up there with legalized gambling, re: the dissolution of society

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Evil Heather @theevilheather.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I get a kick out of the signs in this park, someone is making extra sure their ass is covered.

Sign with a very detailed drawing of a barred owl. Text reads:

ATTENTION Territorial Owl IN AREA

An owl attacked a park user in this area of Grass Lake Nature Park. There is likely a nest nearby.

WEARING A HAT AND CARRYING AN UMBRELLA IS ADVISED

Park boundary sign several feet out into a lake, it and the trees behind it are reflected in the lake.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 18/05/2026

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/05/2026

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Kan you explayne thys gap yn thy resume? Yn the last year of the twilighte age, Urgaleth of the Grey Elves led a warlyke host through the plains of my resume. Thei were met yn battle by the Dukes of Fyre. So Urgaleth split the fielde wyth hys great spear, creatinge thys mightye gap yn my resume.

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 02/05/2026

the Seattle freeze preemptively kills another toxic relationship

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Shoutout to Warner Brothers for the greatest pro Luddite plotline in history when they demonstrated the foolishness of a coyote who runs twice as fast as a roadrunner failing to catch him every time because he chose to trust newfangled technology to do his job for him instead

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/04/2026

Apps used to be exciting and now I hate every one of them

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

it doesn’t work in Much Ado About Nothing only because everything Beatrice and Benedick say already has an implicit “bitch” at the start “What, my dear Lady Disdain? Bitch, are you yet living?” “Bitch, I would eat his heart in the marketplace”

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Evil Heather @theevilheather.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I was trying to get them both to look at me, instead I alerted them to each others presence.

A grey and white cat halfway up a cube shelf looks down at an orange cat in the bottom cube. The orange cat is looking up with crazy eyes because he just noticed she was above him.

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Oh, every one is always nostalgic for the geocites era web but when somebody actually makes a platform that crashes every 10 minutes, suddenly everybody wants future technology, I see how it is.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

J.D. Vance is a Teddy Ruxpin doll who only plays old Paul Harvey radio broadcasts.

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BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

HAPPY REX MANNING DAY! DAMN THE MAN, SAVE THE EMPIRE! Celebrating one of my all-time favorite movies with a piece I wrote a few years back about why casting Maxwell Caulfield as Rex Manning was a meta stroke of genius. Seriously. He's perfect. www.slashfilm.com/826048/casti...

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Casting Maxwell Caulfield As Rex Manning Was A Meta Stroke Of Genius - SlashFilm

Happy Rex Manning Day!

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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 01/04/2026

If you're a baseball player who can catch, slide, and run, but you can't hit the ball, you can: a) Practice on your own (teammates, ball machine) b) Hire a good coach c) Switch sports Notice how there is no d) Put your jersey on a robot every time it's your turn at bat (then lie about it)

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 28/03/2026

if you find yourself overwhelmed by constant terror at the state of the world, may I suggest becoming a bird person? it doesn't really fix anything, but it at least lets you go "oh hell yeah" whenever you see a raven flying past with sticks for a nest in its beak or whatever

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Joseph O'Sullivan @olympiajoe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Public servants getting the message: citizens do not want to filmed 24/7 to make lives easier for bureaucrats. - Local gov'ts in WA pulling Flock contracts - Seattle's socialist mayor making moves - GOP chair Jim Walsh noting concern re: public surveillance www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

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Mayor Katie Wilson pauses expansion of police surveillance cameras

Wilson's decision has been long anticipated following a campaign in which she opposed the addition of cameras.

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Evangeline Sorrel @forestoath.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Fantasy is getting way too mormon coded all of a sudden, sanderson's window plan prose, DNDs pathetic art style and cultural practices, everything going on with popular romantasy. we need to make it fucked up, illogical, and transexual again. At least catholicism was theatrical; tolkien and wolfe.

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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

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Evil Heather @theevilheather.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Do you ever find yourself taking a nice, quiet stroll through the woods, and then suddenly you're being stared down by an owl? It's mildly terrifying, unless you're my husband, then you don't even notice.

A barred owl sitting on a dead tree in the forest, starting directly at the camera.

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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

A reminder that Girl Scouting of America has welcomed trans and nonbinary girls from the first one that asked, has always had lesbian and bi members and adults, never declared bankruptcy to avoid paying for sexual assaults, and never poached the other side to recover from said bankruptcy.

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

As a millennial, my life is defined by saying “mission accomplished” with varying degrees of irony.

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the womandalorian @thewomandalorian.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

it’s been clear to me for a decade that reality TV is the reason Everything Sucks. it has: - ruined media and media literacy; - encouraged constant filming and normalized the surveillance state; - created influencer culture; and - given us DONALD FUCKING TRUMP, twice. and it’s just bad TV!

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

When I was A young boy My father Took me into the city To see a gay steel mill

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Dr Francis Young @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

TV show pitch: ‘Tome Team’, where a group of rare books librarians and book historians are sent to investigate an uncatalogued library for interesting incunabula, marginalia and provenances - and they have just three days to do it.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

so, Mormonism basically.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/02/2026

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

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Evil Heather @theevilheather.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Winter sunbeams and we cleaned out under the couch, Hobbes is happy.

Orange cat laying on the floor on the sunbeams coming through vertical blinds. He's batting around several sparkly craft balls, they'll all be back under the couch soon.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

“sorry to be pedantic-“ no you’re not. if you were sorry, you wouldn’t be pedantic. the only thing worse than a pedant is a LIAR

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

*john donne voice* 🎶 thou'rt so vain, thou probably thinkst this bell tolls for thee 🎶

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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten

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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Hey wanna see a cursed sentence? Seriously. You’ll feel parts of you die as you read it.

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Wolves good. Not a movie or show, just, like, the animal. Wolves. They're pretty cool.

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Alexandra Gallant-Lee @alexandragallant.com · 28/12/2025

They are slot machines. You pull the lever and maybe something worth it (to you) pops out, but mostly it doesn't. Yet you enjoy the thrill of sitting with the endless potential that something *might* be worth it and that is what you think these tools are giving you. Possibility. They are not.

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