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Joe

@thethirdjoe.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, professional GM. I post about my pets, X-Men, games, and occasionally DC politics. He/him. Also thethirdjoe on Discord.

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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 1h
I love when people discover that Joyce Carol Oates also has a lot of bad takes. She's almost 90 and posts a thousand times a day!
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 5h
He/him lesbian son vs. she/her gay man daughter
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 6h
Now that we've had old Twitter for a few years (Bluesky), can someone make an old Instagram to move to?
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 7h
Out: Datasheets In: Data Broadsheets
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 8h
It's thematically appropriate that Darktide released their new level the day I scheduled my flu and covid vaccines. Hopefully my arm isn't too sore to play it when I get back.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
According to the World Bank, 80% of the U.S. population is urban
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Is Jill Stein around in between electoral cycles or do they cryogenically freeze her until it's time to show up on TV again?
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The ghost of young James Howlett still haunts his family estate
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ryan Murphy stumbles on something brilliant every once in a while, but he still needs to be punished for his crimes against humanity and television
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pizza delivery was good when stores had their own drivers, and it was tolerable when they were just on Uber Ears, etc. Ordering pizza from a different food app and getting it delivered by another party you have no way to contact is torture.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Magic: the Gathering: Oops, All Jaces! looks pretty fun
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She's not AI, French people are just like that
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TIL Italy invented salt
The back of a CVS brand salt grinder. It says "Salt is the product of Italy" in all caps.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New game show where we drop a bunch of tech billionaires in a random location without their possessions and they have to figure out how to get home
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My weird early Bluesky experience was having a slightly weird interaction with someone in real life and then getting home and seeing a thousand posts about why they're bad
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Teagan and Sara and Lights! youtu.be/ak6ozFtEimM?...
youtu.be
Tegan and Sara - Our Year (Official Video) ft. Lights, Felix Cartal
YouTube video by TeganAndSaraVEVO
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A picture and of a pelican with its mouth open, as if to scoop up some shrimp

Photo by Don Danko, via Macaulay Library
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Starting the End Times in Total Warhammer while I wait for the roofer to show up
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Spooky Jack-o'-lantern, KeganExe @keganexe.com · 24/09/2026
Forgot to post it here but Big Tobacco got her Oogie Boogie costume in yesterday
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What are the top 9 one-sided feuds that shape you as a person
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lesbian bar drama can stay in page 12 of The Boston Spirit or whatever local queer paper wants to cover it. I will read it, but it's not national news.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A website shouldn't be able to do more than two or three things. Every social media site doesn't need to have a full store attached to it.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It rained today and my ceiling is leaking
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm fascinated by the independent D.C. mayoral candidate who's promising to get rid of local taxes, cut parking ticket fines, and also run the metro for free 24/7 and build 100,000 more apartments
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's almost Halloween month. What horror things should I read/watch/play?
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At this point, if you can't find a definition of masculinity besides "not feminine", you're refusing to look for one. What a miserable worldview to hold.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would like to see the season where Reacher fights the whole KKK
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The eBay live auctions with shitty AI posters are bad enough, but the website having a section that recommends you resell things you bought feels like a big recession indicator.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The movie was so much better when nothing was confirmed for the audience. It was like if someone came in at the end of Inception to tell you if it was a dream or not.
The VVitch (pronounced as The Witch)
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why has this helicopter been circling my neighborhood all morning?
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Alex Koma @alexkoma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kamara is on the stand today: he said directly under questioning he’s not related to White and isn’t his brother in law. People I spoke to in the ward were also confused by this claim from the defense, seems odd they’d make it a part of their case if they can’t prove it somehow.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The informant was his brother-in-law and the FBI somehow didn't know that? This is soap opera material. wjla.com/news/local/v...
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Video shows moments DC Council member allegedly took money for bribes
Video released by the courts Tuesday shows Ward 8 Council Member Trayon White allegedly taking bribes.
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tekla 💜✨ @tekla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me and many of my brilliant, hardworking colleagues are facing layoffs at the end of this month. if you want to support our union and its members in this tough time, you can do so here: www.gofundme.com/f/support-ad...
gofundme.com
Donate to Support Advocates for Trans Equality workers facing layoff, organized by Gabriel Arkles
Advocates for Trans Equality is on the brink of layoffs. Thos… Gabriel Arkles needs your support for Support Advocates for Trans Equality workers facing layoff
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I, personally, would never want Ms. Rachel to be disappointed in me.
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ngoziu @ngoziu.com · 15/09/2026
Now it's time to rec my books to your friends—hello! Do you like gay hockey, or body swapping, or a screwball comedy about art kids, or DC Comic superheroes? www.ngoziu.com/books 📚
The covers of the graphic novels Check, Please! books 1 & 2, FLIP, Bunt!, Barda and Orion.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What if they made a live-action Naruto but he was American and he wore one of those snapbacks with a metal plate on it
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trent Reznor and Carly Rae Jepsen should do a soundtrack together
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This inventory day's soundtrack is Nine Inch Nails and Carly Rae Jepsen
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Does anyone have advice on replacing headphone cushions? I have a Tribit Xfree Tune that still works well but the leatherette is peeling.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if Cornwall jumps on the independence movement
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hope they make a Kidz Bop version of KGB. I want to see what they do with the lyrics.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A new convenience store finally opened where the 7-Eleven used to be, and I will be buying all my snacks at the place that doesn't keep them in candy jail
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You might think you know what you're in for by photo 3. I assure you, you are not.
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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love when the Windows update keeps my computer from starting
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
unfortunately, biscuit had to return to the ER last night. it was another long (and expensive) one. she’s being discharged again this evening with stronger meds, but we’ve got a difficult road ahead of us. please donate if you can
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Biscuit recover from heart failure and keep being alive, organized by Nathan Grayson
Hi, I'm Nathan Grayson. At least some of you probably know me… Nathan Grayson needs your support for Help Biscuit recover from heart failure and keep being alive
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/09/2026
INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO OUTLOOKS
NEITHER ARE WORKING
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