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Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐

@thecrazedspruce.bsky.social
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Left-wing nutbar. Massive comic book, sci-fi, and pro wrestling nerd. Proud Labradorian, Newfoundlander, and Canadian, in that order. Cis He-Him. Elbows up!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h
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Robin Phoenix 🏳️‍⚧️ #Resist ❌👑 @robinphoenix.bsky.social · 14h
If Rubio projects any harder, the Resident Evil movie is going to start playing on his forehead.
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 21h
Anthropic 2025 financials

$4b in actual revenue
$40b in annual loss
$500b in obligations
$2 trillion valuation
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 22h
When I keep saying “they have no path to profitability” I’m not being hyperbolic. Economically this is not sustainable no matter how much hype or smoke and mirrors are used.
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 21h
look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
I think Trump should keep bringing politicians from red states that are suddenly in play to the oval office and forcing them to talk about how great he is let's get Ken Paxton in here
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Tru Skies @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com · 21h
Coming back to work today to discover that as of yesterday, trans and non-binary folks are now banned from the single sex toilets. I don't know where the "universal toilets" are. I'm about to become a headache for my boss!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 17h
Imagine if It happens live on camera.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
wisn.com
Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not even destroyed buildings and rubble it's just dust and ash
Cover of the Scottish national showing the genocide in Gaza (it's just complete annihilation)
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 29/09/2026
It's time for Radio Dead Air, and while we were also kicked out of the White House press room it was not last week and it may or may not have involved livestock. live.radiodeadair.com
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 27/09/2026
There's not much you can do in New York to gain yourself the permanent ire of the entire city, but stealing a bodega cat will definitely do it.
youtu.be
WTFIWWY Live - Don't Mess With No Bodega Cat - 9/21/26
YouTube video by Radio Dead Air
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've talked to a few journal editors who are concerned about similar problems re: anonymous reviewers. If a peer reviewer wants a little help & feeds your unpublished submission into an AI system, they've just shared your proprietary work & broken confidentiality. A nightmare to think about
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 25/09/2026
An individual in Canada used ChatGPT for eight months to plan one of the country’s worst mass shootings. Yet, if you listen to politicians and media, the real threat of AI is a fantastical scenario where it might wipe out humans in ten years. They need to stop getting fooled by tech deceivers.
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The media has the AI threat all wrong
Generative AI is harming people today. We don’t need to waste time fantasizing about science fictional scenarios.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Human Arkle 🇵🇸 🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @arkle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"It's all true." "Even the lies?" "Especially the lies."
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote.
Small child in red flannel and blue jeans standing next to PAC with long hair, wearing black AEW hoodie and shorts. Both are wearing facemasks.Nolie met PAC at a Dynamite, when AEW was still doing preshow meet and greets.

They both looked each other up and down. Then PAC stoically says “How is your day, little child?”.

When it was picture time, he plainly said “Stand with me in battle” to Nolie. 

It was perfect.
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Jerry Ordway @jerryordway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This signals 4 weeks of social Media misinformation
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 28/09/2026
hmmm do I want one of the Three Rings of the Elves OR a stick?
🎲 You rolled a 14 — The fates stir.

📦 COMMON FIND!

You found: a walking staff 🪵
⚔️ Strength: +7

You are currently an Elf of Rivendell 🌟 with Narya, the Ring of Fire 💎
⚔️ Strength: +80
🍀 Fortune: +2

Reply STAY to remain an Elf of Rivendell 🌟 with Narya, the Ring of Fire 💎, or SWAP to become an Elf of Rivendell 🌟 with a walking staff 🪵
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Love2026 @love2024.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He could not keep a secret if his life depended on it.🖕
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, comic, “outside Alberta” is either British Columbia or Saskatchewan. This is like saying “outside Oregon.”
Twenty-four hours ago this woman blew up a gas station outside Alberta. We obtained security footage of the event. This incident is being blamed on us.”
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Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐 @thecrazedspruce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That picture was taken out of context.
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Ospreay really wants to pay tribute to Assassin's Creed he will fall off the top turnbuckle into a pile of hay and the Death Riders will spend five minutes helplessly looking for him at ringside.
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jyger85 🏳️‍🌈🔞 @jyger85.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#AEWAllOut Great show, fav matches were the Trios Match, Chicago Street Fight, and TLC. Hoping for the best for Steven Borden.
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Jyger85 🏳️‍🌈🔞 @jyger85.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#AEWAllOut Oh shit, the camera is staying off of Steven a lot, and that's worrying.
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026
Oh no, ref stoppage? I hope Steven Borden is okay but that looked a whole lot like a concussion taking place. #AEW
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 27/09/2026
I hope Steven Borden is okay. That was a tough landing on a crazy spot, leaping into each other from across either side of the ring. Good job to all involved, Bryce for stopping the match as quickly as he did, TK calling the audible, and the announcers for communicating honestly and clearly. #AEW
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ERod 🔨 @erodbuster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, man! I hope Steven Borden is okay. #AEWAllOut
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026
This belongs in the Smithsonian.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 25/09/2026
Quiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)
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Quiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)
The Alberta Referendum on potentially leaving Canada is less than a month away. And as part of the Alberta Government’s advertising campaign to inform Albertans on their options, the government has sp...
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Agatha Vile @agatha-vile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But we can’t separate the art from the artist if the artist is, once again, using her funds to destroy the livelihoods of people. She openly brags about it, it’s not like it’s a huge secret she’s transphobic. She’s sued people for calling her out! Don’t buy her merch, it’s that simple!
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Nicole Matthews @nicolematthews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can't be a great comedy wrestler without being a great wrestler first. This is too perfect!
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J. Margot Critch @jmargotcritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"What are you doing?" "...just like you left me!" Like this isn't a feud, it is a spat!
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should be reposted every month....
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steve3797.bsky.social @steve3797.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Steve Kenson ❌👑 @stevekenson.com · 24/09/2026
Welp. Can’t unsee that.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lol www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
washingtonpost.com
Opinion | If Mamdani can play nice with Trump, why can’t Schumer and Jeffries?
Congressional Democrats keep choosing lawfare over dialogue. It hasn’t worked yet.
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Parchmentscrollinensinainciusol @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just got in an argument yesterday with someone who refused to acknowledge that the term "illegal aliens" was dehumanizing fascist rhetoric.
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Bruce Wilson @brucewilson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, Iran-Contra established a precedent for de-facto White House impunity.
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Nolan Zugernat @zugernat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Democrats do not want to “trans your kids.” However, Republicans definitely want to rape your kids.
Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz
X.com
Bro we need your vote.
I hate the war too.
But the Democrats want to trans your kids.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/09/2026
"they're coming for birth control" is not alarmism, that is absolutely next on the agenda I have my doubts on how successful it'll be but they're going to make a real go of it
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Rob Schamberger @schambergerart.com · 24/09/2026
Julia Hart Watercolor on paper Signed prints available now! shopaew.com/en-us/collec...
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Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐 @thecrazedspruce.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Especially everyone who had to care for a parent or grandparent in the late stages of dementia.
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Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Street Smarts For Republicans”, by Matt Groening, 1995.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good Question.......?
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