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Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐

@thecrazedspruce.bsky.social
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Left-wing nutbar. Massive comic book, sci-fi, and pro wrestling nerd. Proud Labradorian, Newfoundlander, and Canadian, in that order. Cis He-Him. Elbows up!

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 12h
Doug Ford vows to protect Ontario's vulnerable crony industry
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Doug Ford vows to protect Ontario's vulnerable crony industry
QUEEN'S PARK - Ontario Premier Doug Ford has promised that despite the ongoing economic uncertainty in the province, which he constantly exacerbates by responding to US President Donald Trump’s barbs,...
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 13h
Canada gooseses remembering they’re dinosaurs…
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Wayne from Letterkenny: The Goon Says 'LET'S GO!'
Alt: Wayne from Letterkenny: The Goon Says 'LET'S GO!'
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ERod 🔨 @erodbuster.bsky.social · 14h
My mom just reminded me how I behaved when the catalog arrived in the mail.
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Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐 @thecrazedspruce.bsky.social · 12h
I hate wrestling Halloween, what do you mean you're going as Swerve Strickland's burning house?
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 18h
And the fucknuts still don't have a profitable business model.
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Kodiak149 @kodiak149.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 15h
Life In Trumplandia.......
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Truth 😡
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Marilyn O’Dell-Murphy 🇨🇦🇨🇦 (LabradorNewfie)🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @labradornewfie.bsky.social · 19h
Happy Thanksgiving weekend to my Canadian friends. Have a safe and enjoyable weekend.
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Alexander—Thinkin' Texan (I discuss ideas, not people) @alexander001a.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Linkandy Corn @linkara.bsky.social · 22h
NEW EPISODE! It's the first comic crossover between Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Why am I releasing it at Midnight? BECAUSE I CAN. youtu.be/1w1pgig_5xM
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Atop the Fourth Wall
YouTube video by Linkara-AtopTheFourthWall
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🎃 J. Margot Witch 🎃 @jmargotcritch.bsky.social · 16h
I hate wrestling Halloween, because what do you mean you're going as Hangman Adam Page, as Tony Schiavone, as the Phantom of the Opera?
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐 @thecrazedspruce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This isn't "bread and circuses". This is a circus to distract everyone from bread being more than $8 a loaf.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026
Your reminder that ICE should be presumed lying when it claims someone "weaponized their vehicle" against them. It's never true. It never happens. It's always a lie.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 08/10/2026
have weird online interaction, not sure if it's really enough to warrant blocking later see them speaking positively about watching Nostalgia Critic episodes oh, never mind, made my decision a lot easier
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Hey so we wana murder gay people" "oh..." "Also, are you gay?" "Ummm... Nooooo.."
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“I’ve heard she’s a real human being who does normal stuff so I’m curious about her strange ways.”
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 09/10/2026
Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos
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Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos
WASHINGTON D.C. - Addressing the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth carefully laid out a variety of options for which brand would sponsor his upcoming livestreamed public execution.
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Nicole Foy @nicolefoy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What a strange story. California woman finds a man, allegedly drunk, sleeping on her lawn early in the morning & sends her dad out to move him. The man wakes up & allegedly assaults the (elderly) dad, who shoots him Turns out the man is off-duty ICE agent David Gonzalez abc7.com/story/off-du...
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Off-duty ICE agent shot after assaulting 72-year-old man and his daughter at Fresno home, police say
Authorities say a woman found the ICE agent sleeping on her front lawn.
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boreian 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here's a Mina Shirakawa to brighten your day
Literal Goddess Mina Shirakawa
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✨Sparky Summers✨ Your Carbuncle Vtuber💛⨺⃝ @sparkysummers.vtubers.social · 09/10/2026
I count as an artist now so TRANS RIGHTS FUCK YOU NAZIS
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vluX... HERE WE GOOOOOOOO EPISODE 2!!!!!
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KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: Ep 2 - Wolves Around The Corner
YouTube video by GLITCH
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Sara Margarita Medina Ramos @sarammedinaramis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For decades
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 10/10/2026
And not one reporter will ask why we need Russia if we have Venezuela's oil and the Strait of Hormuz is open.
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becky @bbwpizzahut.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
the same reason there wasn’t any “gay or trans people” back then: if they talked about it they were shunned, blacklisted, silenced, converted, murdered, and/or all of those in some form of order
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Diamanda Hagan @diamandahagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p6y...
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CATNADO - Official Trailer
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We don't believe that people should be allowed to bet on this.
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Nadil Hasan's last words before firing g dquad:

72% Kurt Russell
28% Scar, my brother. Help me!
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 09/10/2026
Soon.
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KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: Ep 2 - Wolves Around The Corner
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't remember who I am taking the piss out of today. Is it Canada? England? DC? Marvel? Cyclops specifically? Pickles? The Punisher? Poutine? Mafalda/Monica? Holy crap, I think I have achieved a mockery singularity of some kind.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
The same poster but it says Jared Leto ruins everything
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"buh harris actually DID commit genocide" no she didn't, the vice president does not make such decisions. Biden arguably has blood on his hands for not being tougher on Netanyahu, fair enough, but literally all Harris did was say shit you disagreed with. Just. Like. Mamdani.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you're a leftist who thinks the protests calling Mamdani a genocider are going too far and being unhelpful, congratulations, now you know exactly how the rest of us blue voters have felt about y'all saying "Genocide Joe" and "Holocaust Harris" these last three fucking years.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 08/10/2026
She wakes up tomorrow
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Dan Flanery @danflanery.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Come 2028, remember that Gavin Newsom helped Trump's oligarch friends buy CNN. prospect.org/2026/10/08/d...
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The Democrats Who Let Trump’s Oligarchs Buy Hollywood - The American Prospect
The Ellisons enlisted a host of Democratic notables to undercut the proposed merger’s opponents.
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juno Rylee Stump-Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 08/10/2026
i really need a job I really need help Please Please im begging I’m so behind on bills and I have to go to the dentist and the doctor and my cat needs new meds and im behind on everything my account is negative right now Please help me Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail ko-fi.com/junostump
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Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Always a good reminder that the police chose which side they're on long ago, and it will never be on yours.
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 09/10/2026
On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They called Obama a secret “Mooslim” terrorist because he was Black and had an unusual name.
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Bryan Young @swankmotron.com · 06/10/2026
AI is bullshit and it's going to gaslight people in ways we can't even comprehend. Look at this "product" I found on Etsy. Buster Keaton was not in Safety Last. That was a Harold Lloyd picture. The likeness doesn't match EITHER of them.
An AI picture of a fake movie poster, saying "Buster Keaton in "Safety Last" the Sensational Comedy Thriller of 1923" but the likeness looks neither like Buster (who was NOT in the film) or Harold Lloyd (who DID star in it)
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 06/10/2026
I mean this earnestly and politely: what did they think was going to happen???
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