Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2023what's your favorite vacuum? I'm leaning toward a Dyson cordless. 251
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 27/08/2023omg haha what if i...haha what if I put my phone down lmaoooooo and did something productive??? lol lol 3102
Reposted by TiffLauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 26/08/2023I'm a horribly manipulative sexpest who asks women to demand titty pics from other women and talks about a complete stranger as if I'm dating her, convincing nearly an entire app that I am - but it's my mfking BDAY *airhorn sounds* 151479
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2023sipping tea with no problems in my life because I don't mistreat women on social media platforms and then become the main character causing me to spiral out in devastatingly embarrassing fashion. 171
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2023moving around the house with my book like a cat til I find the perfect spot 062
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2023Is it OK for me to say that the only good outlander theme vocals is the first season? I think that's brave of me. 231
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2023I got a French cookbook from the library and every recipe is like go out to the forest behind your ancient cottage and find these rare mushrooms and mix them with the livers of 3 roosters then cook over grapevines which you can buy at your local boidesoureillecafoi 041
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2023they say if a cat lays on you they know you're next to die. 🥰 030
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2023man at the liquor store: my daughters are doctors and lawyahs they make millions no BILLIONS! 500 million on a movie one of them made. the movie was avatah! AVATAH! *to the clerk* they don't believe me but you do clerk: 110
Reposted by Tifflauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/08/2023welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow: * no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through * you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday" * if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer," 964089818
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2023on bluesky people seem happier and on twitter it's like everyone has the plague and are thirsty but the water is on fire and the crops died and the pigs have swine flu but they're making bacon from them anyway because nothing matters and 3185
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 10/08/2023theres a bottle of wine just sitting in my fridge which I want but i have no corkscrew. could I go get a corkscrew? oh my god yes, so easily. will I? absolutely not. 131
Reposted by Tiffthe ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 03/07/2023was looking for something else in my camera roll and found this 2578
Reposted by Tiffsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 06/07/2023jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.” 502373444
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2023what if we ate a taco bell crunchwrap supreme like Lady and the tramp 184
Reposted by TiffRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 25/07/2023Academic intelligence is hot but it's important to remember there are many kinds of intelligence that are valuable! Some people are street smart. Some are emotionally intelligent. Some people just innately know if a raccoon ACTUALLY wants to hang out or if it's going to steal your truck. 414527
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2023there is no more toxic experience than going viral on twitter 251
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 05/07/202310 games to get to know me: Fallout New Vegas Fallout 4 Dishonored Dishonored 2 Prey Rise of the Tomb Raider Skyrim Bioshock Deathloop Red Dead Redemption II The Witcher 3 140
Reposted by TiffNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 04/07/2023My guest brought a 3 bean salad to the cookout and I said "we'll need way more than that!" 18025
Reposted by Tiffmy name is no. @omeyegoodness.bsky.social · 04/07/2023i’ll just be here on this little mushroom waiting for you 4249
Reposted by Tiffditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Be careful when you start saying stuff ironically because suddenly you can’t stop. Like I’ve been saying “yeet” for days. Yeet yeet yeet, constantly. My family is devastated. They won’t stop crying. “You’re breaking our hearts,” they say. “Yeet,” I say. 411827
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023gonna preemptively block everyone with a certain name on here just to be extra safe 😃 140
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023people are like ooohhh you’re twice divorced? yes. i like getting divorced, ok? 33716
Reposted by TiffJason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 02/07/2023You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are 12086662011
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 02/07/2023on twitter: *turns off notifications* on bluesky: OMG A NOTIFICATION! HAHA OMG I CANT WAIT TO SEE 1110
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 02/07/2023how to build a follower base from scratch after you're not unstable and chaotic enough to be entertaining: 2211
Reposted by Tiffsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 01/07/2023this app is fun but i sure wish i couldn’t see any posts. none at all please! 32219
Reposted by Tiffkilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 01/07/2023this screencap is my new most valuable possession 1025540905
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 23/06/2023I can only assume I'm being vibe checked by this app before I'm allowed an invite code 040
Reposted by TiffDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 22/06/2023I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot. 18925197
Reposted by Tiffonion person @junlper.beer · 23/06/2023serial killers don’t keep their victims heads preserved in jars like they used to…due to wokeness, probably 4462191
Reposted by TiffRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23/06/2023Told a fairly offline friend there is a lot of shitposting on this app and they asked where they can find the good posts. Like, you fool, you clown, you bonehead. The shitposts are the good posts. 1776294
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2023not being allowed to say Cis on twitter is making me feel very compelled to say it 030
Reposted by TiffSarge The Destroyer @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social · 15/06/2023I'm a pretty cheap date, but if you want butt stuff, you better take me to Red Lobster. 2203
Tiff @thecowboy.bsky.social · 15/06/2023such a relief to not be everyone's mom anymore. now I'm just the cowboy like god intended 3123
