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The Chimpy Man

@thechimpyman.bsky.social
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Part man, part freaky monkey thing. Steam/XBL/PSN tag - TheChimpyMan. Switch tag - Chimpy Man. Also on Mastodon.

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 7h
Y'know, maybe y'all should stop trying to equate this with things scary brown people do and instead come to terms with the fact that this was the logical and inevitable end point of the very White American death penalty.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 7h
What Derek Chauvin did to George Floyd was a public extrajudicial execution. Keep that in mind when you say we haven't had a public execution since 1936. We have, actually. Many times. They're called police murders.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 7h
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The Chimpy Man @thechimpyman.bsky.social · 8h
Well that was a hell of a second episode of Knights Of Guinevere. Looking forward to seeing where it goes from here.
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 9h
She's awake. Knights of Guinevere EPISODE 2 IS OUT NOW
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 07/04/2026
"I can not believe America has becom--" bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 12h
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news.berkeley.edu
Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 10h
"The United States are not the champions of freedom they pretend to be, but rather the main culprits of the oppression and misery of the world's peoples." - Che Guevara, UN, 1964.
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The Chimpy Man @thechimpyman.bsky.social · 10h
Those lunatics squished Hello Kitty into a car! bsky.app/profile/wari...
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 11h
Only reason I would be on legal advice for this would be to write “hypothetically if I broke all his windows…”
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11h
LMAO sic semper scalpers. Imagine threatening to sue the creators of Pokemon because their adequate supplying has rendered your price-gouging ineffective.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15h
It is IMO no big mystery why the international fascist movement has beef with the International Criminal Court.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15h
Time for everyone to kick out their American ambassadors, or simply shut the fuck up forever about law and human rights (they will do neither)
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 12h
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 12h
trans people “apparently able to feel pain,” surprising new study reveals
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 11h
Robbie Gibb said he wanted to “win the trust of Reform voters” and here we are
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 11h
The far right is crowing about how a survey says that fewer young people are identifying as LGBTQ. Well of course, they’ve created an environment where admitting you’re LGBTQ is dangerous. A better measure would look at support for LGBTQ rights among young people.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 16h
Twitch streamer fucks around (collabs with US Army), finds out (loses 70% of viewership) aftermath.site/dan-gheesling-...
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 12h
Gosh. What a surprise that Brendan Carr is a fucking coward. Comedians making jokes on late night TV requires an investigation into the "public interest" standard, but a literal execution is "not my job, go talk to Hegseth who is doing a great job."
A livestream falls outside of the FCC’s regulatory power, but the Pentagon feed is something that, absent restrictions, broadcasters could pick up. The FCC’s obscenity, indecency and profanity guidelines do not directly address executions, but under his tenure, Carr has launched investigations of networks on the grounds that they may not be meeting their public interest obligations. FCC guidance earlier this year emphasized, among other things, that stations must air programming that is “responsive to the needs of their local communities.”

“My understanding is it’s not on broadcast TV, so I don’t think there’s a role for the FCC one way or the other there,” Carr said on CNBC. “But I trust Secretary Hegseth. I mean, he’s implementing the laws and regulations that are relevant to the Department of War, and I think he’s doing a great job, and I trust that he’s making the right call on these issues.”
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 13h
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man reads in a cosy armchair surrounded by books. "I've read so much." Panel 2: He looks wistful. "But lived so little." Panel 3: He throws open the curtains excitedly. "I bet a world of wonders awaits me outside!" Panel 4: Outside is total chaos – atomic cloud, buildings on fire, UFOs in the sky, lightning, people fleeing. He stares blankly.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 13h
Fascists don't know the value of anything. But they want everything. When they get it, they destroy it, because they don't know its value. You've been warned.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 13h
For non-Brits wondering why our politicians and press always behave like this: any future substantially left wing government would likely be open to - say - considering arrest warrants for politicians found to have materially assisted particular war crimes.
Kate Nicholson @nicholson_kate1 • 3h
Brutal op-ed from a former Zack Polanski ally who calls on him to resign
- "This conference was a monument to his political timidity"
- "I can't respect someone who runs away"
- "He lacked courage"
- "Zack Polanski is my friend, but he is also a coward"
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Neutron Decay @neutrondecay.bsky.social · 13h
It should concern you, but not necessarily surprise you, that the same people who are attacking trans folk are also going after neurodivergence and physical disability.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 17h
NEWS! Government that claims to hate Sharia Law actually pretty happy to see its most violent bits implemented in America newsthump.com/2026/10/09/g...
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Government that claims to hate Sharia Law actually pretty happy to see its most violent bits implemented in America
The Trump administration, which has warned that creeping Islamic Sharia Law threatens American civilisation, has announced plans to defend that civilisation by adopting parts of Sharia law to broad…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16h
FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger  As Seditious Activity theonion.com/fbi-classifies-not-fin…
FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger  As Seditious Activity
Those Who Leave Uneaten Bites On Plate Declared ‘Enemies Of The People’
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THE Vinz Vektor - EN Vtuber @posindustries.bsky.social · 14h
Seeing a lot of posts on here that are going "SKULLGIRLS? THE GAME THAT HAD Z0NE ON IT?" etc. and no actually, it literally is not that Skullgirls. Autumn Games ALSO fucked over the fighting game to the point that it's basically finally, blessedly done forever, but in a completely different way.
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🇨🇦 sophialarkrose.bsky.social @sophialarkrose.bsky.social · 14h
There goes the US again: depraved, debased, degenerate, and utterly lawless. I don't see how they EVER come back from this. They are completely busted in their racket. The mask has completely fallen. Nobody will ever see anything but this again in them.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16h
Dems have a problem that norms have long ago vanished, when every single day the president does another impeachable thing the response absolutely cannot be at all what Schumer and Jeffries keep saying and doing.
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tro @trog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sorry, i'm hearing that there's some kind of drama about some skullgirls art contest where they disqualified anybody who had a NSFW art account? for the... skullgirls art contest? the art contest for fucking SKULLGIRLS?
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 16h
If a man says he’s a moderate, he’s a fascist.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 16h
Using AI to mass release 5 slop games from the same developer with the same concept all in one go.
Five games, all with the name format of "4 Screens, 1 X" where X is "Putt", "Paddle", "Shot", "life" and "move"

All released on October 9, all from the same developer, all utterly rizless.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 17h
Casey Newton says he simply HAS to return to using a right wing propaganda website owned by an overt white supremacist, because that's where the AI bros are there was simply no way to effectively cover the industry without submerging himself in sewage, we are told
"And so, in the coming days, I plan to resume posting on X. I am doing so not because I think it’s any better — it isn’t — but because I have exhausted all of the alternatives. I continue to believe that anyone who can avoid posting on X should. But my calculus about the t.radeoffs involved for my own work has shifted: as the stakes of the AI conversation have risen, boycotting X over my disagreements with management has grown both more costly and less effective.

Should the AI crowd ever move elsewhere, I will happily follow them. But I’ve become convinced that it’s important I engage with them, even if doing so makes me feel like I’m coworking inside a Port-a-Potty."
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meave (boo) @meave.nyc · 17h
the french govt is using “innovative” methods of brutalizing HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT PROTESTERS but the thing that’s got macron most exercised? one sign shown during a broadcast about these nationwide demonstrations (first image, english; second, original)
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insane moments in french politics
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President Macron reportedly “furious” about public TV channel France 2 after it aired a news report on ongoing student protests which included images of a sign reading “Macron, fuck your teacher, not ours!” (2026)

a photo of French students protesting, taken by the program 13H, in which many young people are holding signs. the highest-held sign—the one Macron is reportedly objecting to—says “MACRON BZ TA PROF PAS LES NOTRES”

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INFO LE PARISIEN | Emmanuel Macron furieux contre le 13 Heures de France 2 après la diffusion d’une pancarte injurieuse sur son épouse
https://l.leparisien.fr/isHc

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 17h
Remarkable how consistently the Trump administration has adopted the aesthetics of mass shooters, from their schizophrenic social media aesthetic to livestreamed executions to masked men with long guns roaming our streets with impunity. Nihilist violent extremism as statecraft
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🎃𝐒𝐞𝐠𝐚 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧🎃 @segabassfisherman.bsky.social · 17h
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18h
I could be wrong but pointing out that Republicans are, in fact, Nazis, and then explaining in detail why they are Nazis, might be an effective line of attack!
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Lisa Diedrich @lisadiedrich.bsky.social · 20h
Frances Haugen: "The problem we're experiencing today is that we are missing an infrastructure of accountability."
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is petty and least important aspect of this but: I reported on this years ago and the trump campaign falsely denied the reporting, and now via Hegseth they’re just doing it. Monstrous
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 18h
Defund and abolish ICE. Melt down their weapons and shift its budget to social services and affordable housing. Ban everyone who led or worked for ICE from any government job. Corporate death penalty for the companies that aided them. Citizenship to all of its victims, should they want it.
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18h
We might say: but there’s a big difference between prosecuting a genocide *through* Britain and its overseas bases, and running deportations and ethnic cleansing *in* Britain. But I would say that most of the groundwork has already been done, and the system is primed for a future fascist government.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18h
We already have proof of concept: it is entirely possible to sell genocide and ethnic cleansing to the British public, and to simply crush any opposition. Whether that could now move on to e.g. black vans and roundups here is another matter, but that shit is well underway in America. So, why not?
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18h
With respect, I have to point out that *it did* happen here: we have already proven that our politicians and media outlets can successfully sell World War II-level crimes against humanity to the public. Not only have they already done it, but they ran successful hate campaigns to support it.
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Rosie (she/her) @airfriedrosie.bsky.social · 22h
The fact that Streeting is still talking about this despite no longer being health secretary shows that this was never about his job, it was either about his own personal vendetta or one pushed by his donors. Shut the fuck up Wes.
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 09/10/2026
Someone just reblogged this on tumblr with this tag and I just fucking died I've been on this shit for over a decade and it's only getting worse
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written about this before but whatever.

Videogames as an artform have a problem with nostalgia. Not that people shouldn’t have nostalgia. Or that games shouldn’t draw from the past. But instead the weight we give to nostalgia.

When people go back to enjoy old games, we assume it’s a nostalgia thing. Do people assume that with books? Or movies? Or music? People certainly do go back in time with  those mediums for nostalgia! It happens! I know when my sister is listening to certain cheesy old boyband pop or punk she’s often having a musical nostalgia trip! That’s cool! But we still don’t ASSUME, CONSTANTLY thats why people go back to stuff.

People like old stuff because it’s cool and interesting. It’s historic. People go watch Metropolis still, but how many people alive could even be nostalgic for a movie like that?

I almost want to see the word Nostalgia excised from discussions about video games – not because nostalgia is bad but because we over use it to the point where it’s actually harmful I think.

I mean I made IWBTG and am making an NES style game right now and even for me, the obsession with ‘nostalgia’ seems crazy.

Old stuff is cool. I know this because I see a lot of you kids on my tumblr feed talking about games I know you didn’t grow up with. It’s like finding your parents record or CD collection. Thinking the primary greatness of old games is bringing back memories of eating cereal and playing games on a saturday morning is a great injustice, even if those memories for some are perfectly worthwhile things.

#this post is 11 years old and still holds true
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 19h
You know, "publicly streamed executions" wouldn't be the can of tuna I would unseal if my SecDef legacy largely consisted of being both the worst war criminal in a generation and also simultaneously the far-and-away most prolific serial killer in American history
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