Reposted by The Best Briangeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no 423166770
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to decide if I should switch from shitty keurig free office coffee to shitty INSTANT free office coffee 100
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Couldn't even get through half of "Choosin' Texas" Once again a new low for pop entertainment in America. 000
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's that time of year where my wife made one of those pumpkin breads that tastes like a clove cigarette. 000
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Talking to my daughter: "yeah that's a good entry level book for a one year old" 020
Reposted by The Best BrianMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wait, that can't be right. That means liberals who punch left are tediously self-defeating -- but they're always so sure they're not. Confusing! 1244
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Genuinely hope this person has a good time during the midterms. It's been six years. Kiddo. 001
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I would like to see the next President launch Rupert Murdoch into orbit 000
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Is there anything more unappetizing than the sight of 'cottage cheese' ? 100
Reposted by The Best BrianA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on 8685332213
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You see these kids? Woke Ben Stiller FORCED them to get skinny without Ozempic. Not so funny now huh?? 010
Reposted by The Best BrianRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Credit where due. Trump knows his base: Florida cops who use Flock cameras to stalk their ex-girlfriends. 101029172
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"hey dad can you help pay for my wedding" "Ugh yeah ..sure" "Thanks!!!" 000
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just thought of a funny fake NFL player named Darius Pee and his nickname is "D-Piss Man" 001
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026For those too young to remember what life felt like before 9/11, this was really it. youtu.be/E1fzJ_AYajA?...youtu.beLen - Steal My SunshineYouTube video by LenVEVO 110
Reposted by The Best BrianPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/09/2026Incoming 24 hour news cycle about how the most full of shit man in history might be able to keep a promise he has zero intention of keeping 331157160
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sorry for being cringe but the Ocarina of Time Remake has me hyped. 100
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"American needs to stop woke public school education and start giving young men CTE" 1256
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I feel really good about buying that car with the "outdated" infotainment system aka it actually has buttons and dials. 000
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Just walked by the Apple store and inside are people being FORCED to watch Ted Lasso. Aren't apple users going through enough???? 000
Reposted by The Best BrianSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 04/09/2026You can’t have a computer with consciousness because consciousness is not stored in the brain. Also we don’t know what brains are or how they work 814817
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is so funny and out of touch. We currently own a used car with an high interest rate (lower than 11%, thank God) - but it's not even close to the astronominical expenses of housing and childcare. 021
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Me reading some fuck ass sing song poetry in the Lord of the Rings: 🤨 Me watching Legalos, Gimly, and Aragon battle skeleton ghosts: this is the best shit. These guys are unbelievable. 030
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My boss: hey can you help with something Me: can't. Too busy watching clips of Will Sasso as Kenny Rogers from MadTv on my phone 010
Reposted by The Best Brian🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I would rather a politician talk to Hasan Piker than Jared Kushner 7112779
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is what goes on in my mind when people tell me they're getting their graduate degree 010
Reposted by The Best Brianlog̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Online leftists don't have jobs" excuse you? I'm literally posting instead of doing mine right now 192088282
Reposted by The Best BrianJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Please enjoy these 93 glorious seconds of Godzilla 2000 shaking the hands of children and posing for photos. 722386
Reposted by The Best BrianMicah @rincewind.run · 17/08/2026there's not a lot to be encouraged by in the world these days but Trump's floor being lower than we thought is one thing 311672194
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comJoe Biden: C'mon, Man!ALT: Joe Biden: C'mon, Man! 000
Reposted by The Best BrianErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1% 11780301991
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Very glad my kid,'s pediatrician called Trump and RFK Jr "bimbos" 000
Reposted by The Best BrianRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Always choke up when Yoda says this in attack of the clones 😢 527421
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026static.klipy.comFrankenstein's Monster: It's Alive!Alt: Frankenstein's Monster: It's Alive! 010
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I was thinking the same thing yesterday. Eddington's critics sound even more foolish now. The movie was at least a year ahead of its time. 010
Reposted by The Best Brianm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I vote for shitty moderate Democrats all the time in general elections. I do it because Republicans are demons from hell, not because I care about the opinions of people like this. But man is it annoying. 1566443
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The Acura Anarchists and Toyota Trotskyists are also a big problem 010
Reposted by The Best BrianNathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy 363195013085
The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It actively pisses me off when politicians who take 6 figure donations from corporations talk about "coastal elites" 010
Reposted by The Best BrianChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This is mad king bullshit. This shreds the concept of America as a democracy, and everyone involved needs to go to jail for a very long time. 27759183