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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did one of these please clap
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to decide if I should switch from shitty keurig free office coffee to shitty INSTANT free office coffee
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Couldn't even get through half of "Choosin' Texas" Once again a new low for pop entertainment in America.
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's that time of year where my wife made one of those pumpkin breads that tastes like a clove cigarette.
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Talking to my daughter: "yeah that's a good entry level book for a one year old"
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The world runs on scams
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait, that can't be right. That means liberals who punch left are tediously self-defeating -- but they're always so sure they're not. Confusing!
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And George Wendt @trumancapps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dril tweet: "looking at the data and simply laughing"
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Undefeated
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Vader in The Empire Strikes Back telling Lando “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further”
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Genuinely hope this person has a good time during the midterms. It's been six years. Kiddo.
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would like to see the next President launch Rupert Murdoch into orbit
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is there anything more unappetizing than the sight of 'cottage cheese' ?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You see these kids? Woke Ben Stiller FORCED them to get skinny without Ozempic. Not so funny now huh??
Heavyweights (1995) cast
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Credit where due. Trump knows his base: Florida cops who use Flock cameras to stalk their ex-girlfriends.
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"hey dad can you help pay for my wedding" "Ugh yeah ..sure" "Thanks!!!"
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just thought of a funny fake NFL player named Darius Pee and his nickname is "D-Piss Man"
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The two fellas
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For those too young to remember what life felt like before 9/11, this was really it. youtu.be/E1fzJ_AYajA?...
youtu.be
Len - Steal My Sunshine
YouTube video by LenVEVO
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/09/2026
Incoming 24 hour news cycle about how the most full of shit man in history might be able to keep a promise he has zero intention of keeping
The Wall Street Journal
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Trump promised American adults $5,000 if the GOP wins the midterms, but offered few details about how he'd pay for the $1
trillion measure
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Source: he made it up
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry for being cringe but the Ocarina of Time Remake has me hyped.
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"American needs to stop woke public school education and start giving young men CTE"
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I feel really good about buying that car with the "outdated" infotainment system aka it actually has buttons and dials.
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just walked by the Apple store and inside are people being FORCED to watch Ted Lasso. Aren't apple users going through enough????
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 04/09/2026
You can’t have a computer with consciousness because consciousness is not stored in the brain. Also we don’t know what brains are or how they work
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is so funny and out of touch. We currently own a used car with an high interest rate (lower than 11%, thank God) - but it's not even close to the astronominical expenses of housing and childcare.
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me reading some fuck ass sing song poetry in the Lord of the Rings: 🤨 Me watching Legalos, Gimly, and Aragon battle skeleton ghosts: this is the best shit. These guys are unbelievable.
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My boss: hey can you help with something Me: can't. Too busy watching clips of Will Sasso as Kenny Rogers from MadTv on my phone
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 30/08/2026
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I would rather a politician talk to Hasan Piker than Jared Kushner
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is what goes on in my mind when people tell me they're getting their graduate degree
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Online leftists don't have jobs" excuse you? I'm literally posting instead of doing mine right now
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Please enjoy these 93 glorious seconds of Godzilla 2000 shaking the hands of children and posing for photos.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/08/2026
there's not a lot to be encouraged by in the world these days but Trump's floor being lower than we thought is one thing
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Joe Biden: C'mon, Man!
ALT: Joe Biden: C'mon, Man!
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1%
bluesky post by Politico saying "Progressives didn't get the big election night they wanted" referring to Abdul el-Sayed defeating Haley Stevens in the MI Senate primary and linking to their story with that headline.bluesky post by Politico with the text "The far left hits a wall" referring to David Crowley defeating Francesca Hong in the WI Governor Primary and linking to their story with that headline
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Very glad my kid,'s pediatrician called Trump and RFK Jr "bimbos"
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 08/08/2026
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Always choke up when Yoda says this in attack of the clones 😢
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Frankenstein's Monster: It's Alive!
Alt: Frankenstein's Monster: It's Alive!
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was thinking the same thing yesterday. Eddington's critics sound even more foolish now. The movie was at least a year ahead of its time.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I vote for shitty moderate Democrats all the time in general elections. I do it because Republicans are demons from hell, not because I care about the opinions of people like this. But man is it annoying.
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Acura Anarchists and Toyota Trotskyists are also a big problem
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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The Best Brian @thebestbrian.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It actively pisses me off when politicians who take 6 figure donations from corporations talk about "coastal elites"
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is mad king bullshit. This shreds the concept of America as a democracy, and everyone involved needs to go to jail for a very long time.
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