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The Benj!

@thebenj.bsky.social
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Parent, game person, library person. He/him.

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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 2h
Sounds it
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 2h
Is it different to your regular password?
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 4h
Babylonians loved Super Sentai villainesses
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 3h
I hope it's a great time!
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Denys Beecher @dbeecher.bsky.social · 6h
Fuck the Court of Appeals here. If showing video of an agent of the state engaged in their official duties carries with it the risk of inflaming the public that should cut in FAVOR of releasing the footage. Otherwise you’re setting precedent that the government has a right to concealing wrongdoing
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 14h
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 18/04/2026
ME: i’m so sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate? ME: sympathy not solutions plz HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds very painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg. ME: it should be *my* egg :(
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"they asked for 3 concepts, I only really like 2 of them but the 3rd one is so obviously bad there's no way they will pick it" <---the first half of a cautionary tale I refuse to learn
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 8h
Not seeing any reasons for regret
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 18h
Carcinosation is irresistible.
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 18h
Every damn day!
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Joz Norris @joznorris.bsky.social · 20h
Whoa, what a crazy morning routine
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 19h
It does, yeah.
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 19h
We have (by delaying bedtime) now done so, and have an appointment to watch part 3 tomorrow. :D I'm glad he's enjoying them so much.
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 19h
Last night, Nate picked Back To The Future from the movie list. We watched up until about 10-15 minutes from the end (the moment of the lightning strike and Marty disappearing from the 50s), before stopping for bedtime. After dinner tonight, Nate requested that we finish part 1 and start part 2.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21h
re: "chinese products are always lower quality" ever notice how regular jinn cant even control the desert but when you get a temu jinn suddenly he conquers a third of the worlds surface? much to think about
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22h
Oh my god I know that face, he's just told a really stupid dad joke
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 20h
It helps a lot
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 21h
Perhaps Areté, Dikē, Eusebia, Kleos, Philia, Sophrosyne, and Xenia?
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Avishay BSG (Ben-Sasson-Gordis) @avishaybsg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember when we all agreed that Al-Qaeda and ISIS’s televised executions were a mark of retrograde bloodthirsty religious fundamentalism?
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 23h
On Short Notice. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Office Chicken 1: I need to cancel our meeting.
Office Chicken 2: Why?
Office Chicken 1: Because I realized that life is short and I've got better things to do with my remaining time on this planet.
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Delicious
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's emotionally difficult to move from the tale that the racists sucked but were defeated to realising that they weren't really.
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Boooo
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"One thing about living in Santo André I never could stomach; all the damn vampires."
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The latter makes me think: Pretty In Pink Floyd's The Wall
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Both very strong.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Boogie Nightmares Before Christmas
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm still outraged
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, Deviantart! I thought this was a burn on Dragon Age! 🤣
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James D'Amato @oneshotrpg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Technologists at the turn of the Century: One day, life will be automated to the point that the average person's primary concern will be leisure. Technologists today: I have developed a machine that creates art, fucks your wife, and raises your kids so you are free to toil.
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Guys, this post got me a Bsky blue check. I couldn't be happier that this is how it happened.
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Johnny Dale @johnnydale.com · 08/10/2026
DISASTER! Due to our printer accidentally dropping a hyphen, everyone at Leder Games is frantically trying to design a "56 player" expansion for Kart.
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Jim explains meme 

First Panel: AdHDers often start projects 

Second Panel: Blank
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My family and I have been digging it
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gross
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken
sinceyouarrived.world
taken.
A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I went to the musical of Back To The Future and it was more than a little uncomfortable how prominently "88" was blazed on the stage.
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mighty mighty
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🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"If you vote for Trump, your future is secure." People in LA and San Diego ain't feelin it much today bro.
Social media post:
Airas @Airaswe 
If you vote for Trump, your future is secure. If you
vote for people like Obama, you are voting for
Osama bin Laden. The decision is yours.
PubliusMonticello @FourStixx
Pretty sure Obama killed Osama.
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The Benj! @thebenj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh dear
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