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Andrew Thomas Jordan

@theatj.bsky.social
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 20h
Big guy!
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah Libs
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good god Jonquel Jones
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the TV show list is a psyop to distract from Jalen Brunson not being top 5 on the ESPN top 100 NBA player list
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A patchwork offensive line that’s been immaculate in a tie game.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess they don’t care so much about women’s sports anymore!
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone just asked if I wanted to be the running back for the Broncos 
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everyone involved in this, including the Palantir employees who built the software and the executives that sold it, need to be tried for warcrimes
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 18/09/2026
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you’re a dem that’s dumb enough to get tricked into the boys shouldn’t plays girls sports line you probably shouldn’t be operating a can opener without supervision let alone running for office.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love a good mollywhopping on an island game. Yes a competitive game is great but a belt to ass dismantling scratches an itch.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had a 26 point lead in a league and was felled by Kenneth Walker III
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dynasty prayer circle?
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank god for free healthcare
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t even win without stepping on their dicks on the way out
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Final Q&A before the season starts! Ask me any serious question you have about the NFL and I’ll answer it as best I can. And read about all 32 teams at Why Your Team Sucks. defector.com/category/spo... AND don’t miss the premiere of All Ball! defector.com/defector-has...
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Defector Has A New NFL Podcast, And It Won’t Have Any Gambling Shit In It | Defector
If you’re as horny for football as I am, you’ve probably noticed that a vast, vast majority of NFL podcasts have some unwelcome amount of gambling/fantasy chatter in them. Corporate pods are often dir...
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I made this and now we all have to deal with it. @pablo.show
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if i were a football player i would definitely wear my jersey as a crop top
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Love to be online!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026
When the 🎾 goes right into one of the camera wells 👍👍
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Has anyone figured out why Spindrift tastes like that?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Open Measures @openmeasures.io · 01/09/2026
New: Right-wing media wanted a "culture war" with the WNBA. Sophie Cunningham gave it to them on a silver platter. Our latest looks at hyperpartisan media's summer-long attack on women's basketball. openmeasures.io/sophie-cunni...
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Player's Anti-Trans Remarks Kicked Right-Wing Attacks on the WNBA into Overdrive - Open Measures
Open Measures builds accessible and transparent products to contextualize the spread of harmful online content that impacts public discourse and global events.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I did comment on this story on my show. None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is actually a prerequisite for being a Jets QB.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Natalie thought she cooked with this one
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The final episode of The Distraction was good in a way that was more satisfying than any television show’s series finale.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There better be a fucking White Sox Minute today
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
pulled the video so you don't have to go to X we stan a towering queen who does not care for the antics of mediocre men
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(arresting a famous rich guy in a prostitution sting, knowing my wife is probably gonna see the bodycam footage) Wow. All the money in the world, and yet I can't help but think that I'm the rich one, having a strong, meaningful marriage.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hating the computer is the exact same as hating an uncomfortable chair. You can (and should!) hate certain things. Being discerning is good!
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Definitely the thing you do when you’re the good guys.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn that’s crazy but you can’t be racist against the computer. Yeah. No I hear you but. Yeah it’s because it’s not a person it’s the computer.
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Diana Moskovitz @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A day after his arrest on a charge of engaging in prostitution, San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York asked the court to seal the records. A judge denied the request. You can now read all those records over on @defector.com. The pay wall is down as the entire report is based on public records:
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Here's All The Court Documents Jed York Asked To Be Sealed | Defector
On Monday, the day after his arrest on a criminal charge of engaging in prostitution—later pleaded down to disorderly conduct—San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York, through his lawyer, submitted a motion...
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026
one thing i learned from dolly parton, who wrote jolene and i will always love you in the same day, is that i could never do that
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bsky isn’t ready for this* *atrocities
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Nathan Jahnke @ffnatejahnke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have moved Deshaun Watson up in my single quarterback redraft rankings from someone you shouldn't draft to someone you still shouldn't draft.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I did not know airplanes could have trucknutz
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well as long as it’s Howie approved
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2026
Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38
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Scott Rinear @munderdifflinff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jayden Daniels’ team has informed the Luniz, that while their contribution to the blunt rotation is greatly appreciated, they’ll need to choose a different amount to have on it
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college football enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 14/08/2026
Sometimes it works
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college football enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 14/08/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The infanticide administration.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Monday
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