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Andrew Thomas Jordan

@theatj.bsky.social
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
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Plain James @plainnjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re sexy James Talarico of the Houston Wokes
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“I know he knew his day was coming” I’m not voting for a president that doesn’t make it clear that they’ll be putting Markwayne Mullin in prison.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m 5 minutes behind ya!
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We need a term exclusively for the pause the elderly take when/while talking. Because more and more that’s becoming the first filter for my vote.
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Diana Moskovitz @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I Got Friends That Will Hurt Her”: Court documents describe audio recordings and video footage that Tyreek Hill wants kept out of his divorce trial. It includes a proposed confidentiality deal that would have barred his estranged wife from sharing video with the NFL.
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"I Got Friends That Will Hurt Her": Court Documents Describe Audio Recordings And Video Footage Tyreek Hill Wants Kept Out Of His Divorce Trial | Defector
To hear powerhouse sports agent Drew Rosenhaus tell it, his client, the once-electric receiver Tyreek Hill, could sign with a new NFL team at any moment. From a football-only perspective, the agent’s ...
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well there goes 750 words about Jake Bauers being the thinking man’s Eric Hosmer
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heads start to roll if the Chargers start 0-4 or do they wait until their Week 7 bye?
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big guy!
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah Libs
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🗣️ ITS A LAYUP LINE
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good god Jonquel Jones
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the TV show list is a psyop to distract from Jalen Brunson not being top 5 on the ESPN top 100 NBA player list
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Next time the craving hits try it with a little Montreal steak seasoning.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A patchwork offensive line that’s been immaculate in a tie game.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess they don’t care so much about women’s sports anymore!
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone just asked if I wanted to be the running back for the Broncos 
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everyone involved in this, including the Palantir employees who built the software and the executives that sold it, need to be tried for warcrimes
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 18/09/2026
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you’re a dem that’s dumb enough to get tricked into the boys shouldn’t plays girls sports line you probably shouldn’t be operating a can opener without supervision let alone running for office.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love a good mollywhopping on an island game. Yes a competitive game is great but a belt to ass dismantling scratches an itch.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had a 26 point lead in a league and was felled by Kenneth Walker III
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This was to a buddy who probably takes something like this 3 years ago. I got him playing dynasty too long now and he knows what things are worth.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dynasty prayer circle?
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thank god for free healthcare
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
God how fucking lazy has everyone become
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t even win without stepping on their dicks on the way out
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Final Q&A before the season starts! Ask me any serious question you have about the NFL and I’ll answer it as best I can. And read about all 32 teams at Why Your Team Sucks. defector.com/category/spo... AND don’t miss the premiere of All Ball! defector.com/defector-has...
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Defector Has A New NFL Podcast, And It Won’t Have Any Gambling Shit In It | Defector
If you’re as horny for football as I am, you’ve probably noticed that a vast, vast majority of NFL podcasts have some unwelcome amount of gambling/fantasy chatter in them. Corporate pods are often dir...
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I made this and now we all have to deal with it. @pablo.show
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if i were a football player i would definitely wear my jersey as a crop top
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I went to look at some old shit I wrote forever ago and when I went to the link the page was COVERED in ads. Just a wildly unenjoyable experience using the internet for all. 👍🏻
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Love to be online!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026
When the 🎾 goes right into one of the camera wells 👍👍
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That’s good tennis
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Has anyone figured out why Spindrift tastes like that?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They mean like he can find them in the playbook
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Open Measures @openmeasures.io · 01/09/2026
New: Right-wing media wanted a "culture war" with the WNBA. Sophie Cunningham gave it to them on a silver platter. Our latest looks at hyperpartisan media's summer-long attack on women's basketball. openmeasures.io/sophie-cunni...
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Player's Anti-Trans Remarks Kicked Right-Wing Attacks on the WNBA into Overdrive - Open Measures
Open Measures builds accessible and transparent products to contextualize the spread of harmful online content that impacts public discourse and global events.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I did comment on this story on my show. None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is actually a prerequisite for being a Jets QB.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Natalie thought she cooked with this one
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thank you for making my single favorite piece of media over the years and sending it off in the most kick ass way possible. @drewmagary.bsky.social @timmarchman.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ve been a regular listener of this podcast in all its forms for FIFTEEN YEARS since I was a college student failing to stifle my laughter at the Funbag & Jambaroo in the library of Iona College (Muffin hands > Corduroy skin).
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The final episode of The Distraction was good in a way that was more satisfying than any television show’s series finale.
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Andrew Thomas Jordan @theatj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There better be a fucking White Sox Minute today
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
pulled the video so you don't have to go to X we stan a towering queen who does not care for the antics of mediocre men
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(arresting a famous rich guy in a prostitution sting, knowing my wife is probably gonna see the bodycam footage) Wow. All the money in the world, and yet I can't help but think that I'm the rich one, having a strong, meaningful marriage.
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