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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD

@thatguychalmers.bsky.social
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Professional best friend. ⬆️🔥🙏3️⃣ As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway.

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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 1h
Do a kickflip!
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Deacon Blues @kaibutsu.bsky.social · 3h
Q gave Picard the blues for years. Showed up on Deep Space Nine and immediately caught the fade from Sisko. Happy birthday, Mr. Brooks.
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TL;DR
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My patience has paid off
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I'm waiting for the next news scoop that shows John Fetterman once again being a big dumb asshole
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John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There has been a recent rash of "baby's in his find out era". 🤣🤣🤣
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Mike Donohue @barelysushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey! My friend and Super Art Fight member Red Erin/Quickdraw Clementine designed this game and it's now up on Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lun...
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Color Jam: A Print-and-Puzzle Coloring Game
Enjoy cozy and clever coloring at your next game night. Craft the story of each hand-illustrated picture with creative color choices!
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not being thick is the new thicc…
NUDES ARE OUTDATED
SEND ME A VID OF YOU READING OUT LOUD SO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT DUMB
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
getting vaccines on the same day as my dog so our autism develops together
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
📌“He was quickly over run and the elephants trampled him into the earth and all that we found was basically a very large blood stain around the clothing he was in.” Good news is hard to find these days, friends. Enjoy!
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Poacher tried to shoot rhinos but was trampled to death by elephants instead
An armed rhino poacher in South Africa’s Kruger National Park was trampled to death when a herd of elephants charged as he lined up a shot for the animals’ lucrative horns
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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Marty Day @marty.day · 17/09/2026
I Just Had A Massive Sensory Memory Come Raging Back blast-o-rama.com/2026/09/17/i-just-…
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I Just Had A Massive Sensory Memory Come Raging Back
Tom Breihan / Stereogum: Honestly, just look at that cover art. Really take it in. It's so beautiful. I could stare at it all day. Back in the ancient days when we would sometimes flip through used-CD tracks and buy albums based on cover art alone, that one would've stopped me in my tracks. I...
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Kelvira 🎃 @ohhellkell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you want to, you should. Even with everything.
An image from the before times. Grainy image. Like capturing proof of BigfootA selfie from more recently
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Find someone who loves you as much as I loved this burrito.
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Two little ceramic pigs at a thrift store or similar. They are labeled as “Pigs with no specific duties.”
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New Wyatt Russell sticker just dropped! Also, I’ll take two.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just got a @jamienoguchi.bsky.social care package of my favorite murder chicken GIGAN!
Hand made knit Gigan plush and the McDonald’s Gigan toy.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The car is from Jersey. It’s small, wide faced, loud, never fast, but always fun. I shall name it Danny DeVito.
So anyway, I started blastin’Actual hero Danny DeVito.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Picked up my mid life crisis car today. It needs a name.
Large man, tiny car.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Would read
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nice to know The Ginger and Boots can find work…
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Letterkenny Allegedly Meme
Alt: Letterkenny Allegedly Meme
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Early morning gym and Harbor Freight run. Legit excited about the cleaning products I got. Old man is old.
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Deacon Blues @kaibutsu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Indeed we are, and the names are accurate.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New body goal: to be described as “a unit”.
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Taint @taint9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Most definitely 💔
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck. I wanna drive with my feet and have a great ass…
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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Short King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 09/08/2026
Never let anything or anyone convince you that you're too old for whimsy and fun.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
democrat is socialist and socialist is communist
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Repping @sunandhon.com with the CERBAGOOSE!
Best wife made the thing. I show the thing. I big proud.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is happening in my house. While I’m at work. CAPITALISM IS THA DEVIL!
Two perfect potato’s.WHO LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
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AndaliteBandit @andalitebandit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In case you needed to be cheered up today enjoy this ICE pig being literally dunked on
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fuckin told you.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fuck it. Tomorrow? I’m gonna see an elephant.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
God, it’s-a-me Mario…
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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nat_halie @nat-ha-lie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yeah we are.
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Jamie Noguchi | Drawing and Drawing Some More @jamienoguchi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
'Tis the day of portfolios! I'm a cartoonist looking for cover assignments. If you've got something with giant robots, monsters, or stomping out fascism, hit me up! jamienoguchi.com #PortfolioDay
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yes, gas prices are going up but our new PAYNE AT THE PUMP program will make it fun for the whole family: now you can watch 1995's MAJOR PAYNE in 2.5 minute bites! Note: It will not remember what scenes you've already watched. And sometimes it will show 1994's RENAISSANCE MAN but we don't know why.
Image of a gas pump with a screen that has an image from the beloved 1995 Damon Wayans vehicle MAJOR PAYNE showing on the screen.

There is also an image of an arrow pointing to a button next to the screen. This is the MAJOR PAYNE button. It will not work, the screens on the gas pumps will always just be showing MAJOR PAYNE (a loose adaptation the 1955 Charlton Heston film THE PRIVATE WAR OF MAJOR BENSON) on a loop, so you can't pick a scene and it will not remember what part you saw last time and you can't turn it off or turn the volume down. But you can push the MAJOR PAYNE button if you want to.

But also it will sometimes be showing the 1994 Danny Devito/Gregory Hines movie RENAISSANCE MAN. We're not sure why or how, we didn't acquire the rights for RENAISSANCE MAN to stream on gas pumps. But it plays it sometimes anyway. Sometimes it seamlessly switches between the two movies. It's fucking weird, man. 

Anyway, yes, gas is going way up but this should probably even it out for you, this 150 seconds you'll be able to watch of MAJOR PAYNE (directed by Nick Castle, who also directed THE LAST STARFIGHTER and wrote the screenplays for ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK and HOOK and appeared as Michael Myers in four different HALLOWEEN movies. You will not be able to watch any of these while getting gas. Just MAJOR PAYNE and, again, parts of or sometimes the entire film RENAISSANCE MAN, directed by the late Penny Marshall and the big screen debut of Mark Wahlberg. Also starring Kadeem Hardison.)
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Cait✦May @ MCM London Prep @caitmayart.com · 11/07/2026
Posting again because this year has been so frustrating for getting into conventions and artist alleys - ARTISTS HAVE ZERO CONTROL ON IF WE GET INTO SHOWS. We might seem popular or famous or invincible but the systems are juried, fcfs, or lottery depending on the con. (1/4)
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Melody Iza @izaart.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ONLY YOU can prevent DATA CENTERS 🔥🔥🔥 / BILLIONAIRES
An illustration / poster of Smokey the Bear looking ominous as he holds a tiny woodsy owl
In his hands, underlit & text that reads “ONLY YOU can prevent DATA CENTERS”An illustration / poster of Smokey the Bear looking ominous as he holds a tiny woodsy owl
In his hands, underlit & text that reads “ONLY YOU can prevent BILLIONAIRES”
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Marty Day @marty.day · 07/07/2026
Tonight! About 12:30am Eastern! I do my first hosting shift of the week at @gamesdonequick.com. Join me for the sure-to-be-great runs for PRAGMATA and The Evil Within 2, and let's raise some funds for Doctors Without Borders!
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