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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD

@thatguychalmers.bsky.social
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Professional best friend. ⬆️🔥🙏3️⃣ As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway.

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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Repost this to instantly find new people to block
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do a kickflip!
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Deacon Blues @kaibutsu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Q gave Picard the blues for years. Showed up on Deep Space Nine and immediately caught the fade from Sisko. Happy birthday, Mr. Brooks.
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TL;DR
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That dog also has a small penis?
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My patience has paid off
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I'm waiting for the next news scoop that shows John Fetterman once again being a big dumb asshole
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John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is illegal everywhere.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Poo(h)
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There has been a recent rash of "baby's in his find out era". 🤣🤣🤣
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Throw in another 500k and I’ll be his Coach Beard.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Mike Donohue @barelysushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey! My friend and Super Art Fight member Red Erin/Quickdraw Clementine designed this game and it's now up on Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lun...
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Color Jam: A Print-and-Puzzle Coloring Game
Enjoy cozy and clever coloring at your next game night. Craft the story of each hand-illustrated picture with creative color choices!
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not being thick is the new thicc…
NUDES ARE OUTDATED
SEND ME A VID OF YOU READING OUT LOUD SO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT DUMB
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
getting vaccines on the same day as my dog so our autism develops together
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
📌“He was quickly over run and the elephants trampled him into the earth and all that we found was basically a very large blood stain around the clothing he was in.” Good news is hard to find these days, friends. Enjoy!
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Poacher tried to shoot rhinos but was trampled to death by elephants instead
An armed rhino poacher in South Africa’s Kruger National Park was trampled to death when a herd of elephants charged as he lined up a shot for the animals’ lucrative horns
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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Marty Day @marty.day · 17/09/2026
I Just Had A Massive Sensory Memory Come Raging Back blast-o-rama.com/2026/09/17/i-just-…
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I Just Had A Massive Sensory Memory Come Raging Back
Tom Breihan / Stereogum: Honestly, just look at that cover art. Really take it in. It's so beautiful. I could stare at it all day. Back in the ancient days when we would sometimes flip through used-CD tracks and buy albums based on cover art alone, that one would've stopped me in my tracks. I...
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Kelvira 🎃 @ohhellkell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you want to, you should. Even with everything.
An image from the before times. Grainy image. Like capturing proof of BigfootA selfie from more recently
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Find someone who loves you as much as I loved this burrito.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s just good work.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Stings Adult Son” - @marty.day
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To be fair working with a dummy gets Jeff Dunham PAID. Working with one as bland as Aikman and not using racist material means he’s doin’ WORK.
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Two little ceramic pigs at a thrift store or similar. They are labeled as “Pigs with no specific duties.”
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New Wyatt Russell sticker just dropped! Also, I’ll take two.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just got a @jamienoguchi.bsky.social care package of my favorite murder chicken GIGAN!
Hand made knit Gigan plush and the McDonald’s Gigan toy.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m going with Timothy. Tim for short. In the fall we call ourselves Moth to be spoopy. State flag is based loosely on the inspiration. Tim Lockwood. A good dad. A great state.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I 100% agree. But the host (asshole) in me has to know. What’s your new state name?
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is bullshit. WHERE IS THE SPACE CAMMO?! SPAAAACE!
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
Alt: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The car is from Jersey. It’s small, wide faced, loud, never fast, but always fun. I shall name it Danny DeVito.
So anyway, I started blastin’Actual hero Danny DeVito.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Was thinking more of a persons name but I like your headspace.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Picked up my mid life crisis car today. It needs a name.
Large man, tiny car.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Would read
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Basset hound.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nice to know The Ginger and Boots can find work…
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Letterkenny Allegedly Meme
Alt: Letterkenny Allegedly Meme
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Early morning gym and Harbor Freight run. Legit excited about the cleaning products I got. Old man is old.
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Deacon Blues @kaibutsu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Indeed we are, and the names are accurate.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Feels like a bit much but who am I to say?
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New body goal: to be described as “a unit”.
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Taint @taint9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Most definitely 💔
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck. I wanna drive with my feet and have a great ass…
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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Short King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 09/08/2026
Never let anything or anyone convince you that you're too old for whimsy and fun.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I came to the comments to talk about Charlie Brown getting cancer and how this is just Linus having a hallucination. Then thought “this sexually secure independent thinker is really changing hearts and minds on the internet.” Not all hero’s wear capes. Maybe you should. Give people a warning.
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Superintendent Chalmers, PhD @thatguychalmers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You know Ross is just going to talk over it…
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