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Nō Maꞌuke mai au. E noꞌo ana au ki Aotearoa ē ꞌAvaiki Nui. Linguist, kaiako reo, musician. Worried about a certain species of primate.

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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 7h
#beaober2026 Day 06 The Polaris Train youtube.com/shorts/pgmfy... this one tried to autocorrect 2026 to 2027 too wtf lol anyway here ya go this ones got a train too.
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2026 Beatober 06 The Polaris Train #beatober2026
YouTube video by Perspex Window Music
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kia ora tātou. I forgot that I started posting my music-month-challenge songs here last year so I'm a bit behind for beatober. So here be the #Beatobner2026 thread from Perspex Window. Gives a sub on the YT if ya fancy it @perspexwindowmusic
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rupe! Pacific pigeon Ducula pacifica
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Mountain Tui @mountaintui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fonterra makes $3.4b profit after sale of Kiwi brands to France. Farmers share in $20b in cash returns while outgoing CEO Miles Hurrell, Nicola Willis's old boss, nets $8.2m Fonterra sent NZ law requests to Luxon's Chief Policy Advisor in secret & National implemented it #nzpol #BHN
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Russell Brown @publicaddress.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"National has used footage of crimes committed during its own time in government in an election advertisement accusing Labour of “gaslighting” New Zealanders over crime." www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
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Crime footage in ad accusing Labour of 'gaslighting' happened under National's watch
Christopher Luxon has brushed off criticism of National using crimes from its own term in an anti-Labour ad, saying the focus should be on falling crime figures.
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#nzpol
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Nicola Gaston @nicgaston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t know who the butchering the basics woman is but I love her
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JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿 @jessterraformearth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#eqnz!
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Emz of Big Hairy News @iamprettyawesome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TPM Debbie allegedly and inaudiably says "cunt" in the house and booted minutes before the 6pm news goes live, makes it into the headlines. LUXON says "cry me a river" in response to a question on rising cost of living earlier in the day, doesn't get reported anywhere. What the actual fuck.
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck this policy and fuck the ongoing wave of dehumanisation of children and young people that's wider than just the fa^%$^%ist faction
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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?
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The Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract shows
The Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows.
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Andrew @openpolicy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can we spell C O R R U P T I O N in Aotearoa? #nzpol
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some surfing Tarāpunga for the people youtube.com/shorts/tiOTL... #music
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Gulls Again #shorts
YouTube video by Perspex Window Music
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Tze Ming Mok 莫志明 @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One day I'll be back in London riding the Big Escalator at Angel and I'll be like 'this huge empty space is both boring & ad-filled, where are the cool hydraulic cylinders and wall art paneling that make me feel like I'm inside a giant musical instrument playing the haunting voices of our ancestors'
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🐻Iona🐻 @bewarethefish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It beggars belief that there aren't any political parties calling for a Royal Commission into what the absolute fuck is wrong with the NZ Jevon Force. The scale of rot within the Police is outrageous. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
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McSkimming scandal prompted a sweep of police devices. It found 21 more cases
New monitoring introduced after the former deputy commissioner’s downfall identified 21 police employees over searches potentially linked to pornography or other concerning material.
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some surfing Tarāpunga for the people youtube.com/shorts/tiOTL... #music
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Gulls Again #shorts
YouTube video by Perspex Window Music
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Stinky Jim @stinkyjim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anyone thinking that Macklemore biz doesn't happen here. It does. Difference is our media is too cowed, compromised & complicit to even report on the art exhibitions that are being closed down by Zionist threats, individuals denied free speech & thought & the rest. Free Palestine
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
E tano ei
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Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton 🏳️‍🌈 @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Meeting the first train at Grafton …
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If it's helpful in mastering the gorgeous new City Rail Link station names, you can get 'em on a cute T-shirt (or a tote!) via @greaterauckland.bsky.social's merch shop. 😀 greaterauckland.digitees.co.nz
The new and refreshed quartet of City Rail Link stations (Waitematā & Te Waihorotiu & Karanga-a-Hape & Maungawhau) in iconic "Fab Four" layout on a green T-shirt. These and totes with the same design can be acquired from the advocacy charity Greater Auckland's Digitees shop.
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Dave Awl @daveawl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Homer Simpson hedge meme performed by a pair of elephants!
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bmrmb @rogers.co.nz · 04/09/2026
NZ should do this too.
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Sidney Wong @sidneygjwong.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Pan-Asian solidarity here is a precarious balance between historical colonisers and the historically colonised, transported to a new colonial framework in the Pākehā settler state." @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social thespinoff.co.nz/books/03-09-...?
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What even is an ‘Asian’? And why are we bundled together?
A new book presents fresh perspectives on what it means to be Asian in Aotearoa.
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Baxtermack🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @baxtermack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Interesting thing about Shame Jones and the turning ploughshares into weapons malarky. Those engineers that Methanex are discarding could possibly look at getting into solar panel installing. There's a 6 month backlog in most places because not enough tradies. But rOcKeTs AnD gUNs, YEAH1!1!
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🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"My wifes property doesnt count" "But your parents income counts for benefits"
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cursed twice cos Ontario isn't even it's really name either is it whānau #IndigenousCanadaexists - I think Ontario is an Anglicized version of the original name but let me know if you know co your anscestors named it :)
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They shut down flu tracking and flu is out of control. They cancelled ferries to save money and now we are gonna get shittier ferries that cost more. They fired all the public servants and unemployment went up. They gave landlords tax breaks and homelessness people are dying on the streets.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The cost of the PPP Warkworth boondoggle would have; - gold plated iRex and battery electric ferries - full Dunedin Hospital build - fed every schoolkid around the country for a decade - funded the flu jabs for U-12s - half price public transport for U25's AND HAVE WALKING AROUND MONEY SPARE
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Idiot/Savant @norightturnnz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Alternative headlines: * Labour won't reverse treaty breach * Labour won't uphold Treaty settlement www.thepress.co.nz/politics/361...
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Labour won't reinstate Māori Health Authority
Labour is abandoning its previous commitment to restore the scrapped Māori Health Authority with Labour leader Chris Hipkins holding concerns it could face the same fate if resurrected.
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Crouching Bureaucrat, Hidden Ideologue: David Seymour’s Flu Factory OIA emails show how David Seymour pressured health officials to ‘soften’ sick-day rules, costing the country $100 million in lost output and thousands of hospital days in 2026 alone.” #nzpol
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Crouching Bureaucrat, Hidden Ideologue: David Seymour’s Flu Factory
OIA emails show how David Seymour pressured health officials to ‘soften’ sick-day rules, costing the country $100 million in lost output and thousands of hospital days in 2026 alone.
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Douglas @finnatic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I got 8/10 - test your knowledge of NZ debt
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Parakuihi tuarua @carb-on-carb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Only 1 other NZ affiliated academic on that letter, Mark Avis, Massey University (marketing lol). University of Auckland undefeated (in the field of race science networking)
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Parakuihi tuarua @carb-on-carb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
For those keeping track the UoA signatories (no one put Waipapa Taumata Rau funnily enough!) Professor Kobus van Zyl, Andrew Eberhard, Dr Chris Pook, Roman Teo Olinyk and Dr George Chan (retired) and Dr David Cumin.
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Christopher Luxon, Louise Upston said no KPIs were harmed by taking food of the table for the most vulnerable people on the lowest incomes in the country #nzpol Christopher Luxon, Louise Upston said no benefits were cut after law change - they lied www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Christopher Luxon, Louise Upston said no benefits were cut after law change - they were wrong
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon and Social Development Minister Louise Upston both told Parliament no one's benefit was cut following a law change that swamped ministry officials with paperwork - but...
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So a whanaunga has rung them and they say its a "printing error" and they were trying to do various Mita and this one accidentally got send elsewhere (everywhere) He asked if it was AI and they say IDK so ... #nzpol
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was trying to be polite when I (an L1 Mita Aotea speaker) said "alternative orthography" *contested* is more accurate. not broadly accepted with the Mita let alone used by anyone else
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Parakuihi tuarua @carb-on-carb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
niche decision to use mita Aotea contested orthography. defensible if it wasn't also incoherent.
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So the electoral commission has commited a crrime here by not provifing legible Māori (or English in some parts tbh) ?
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Even the orange man is ai #nzpol
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Parakuihi tuarua @carb-on-carb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lol wut Electoral Commission
Garbled machine translation in the info booklet for the 2026 Aotearoa NZ general relction
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Ake (not a kererū .... yet) @tenamu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So the electoral commission has commited a crrime here by not provifing legible Māori (or English in some parts tbh) ?
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 19/08/2026
CHECK THAT YOU’RE ENROLLED TO VOTE!!! Luxon wants low voter turnout. That’s why he changed the law to suit. Fuck ‘em, register, and vote him and his pals out in November. When the left votes, the left wins You have just over a month to enroll, but don’t wait, go do it now. vote.nz #nzpol
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Tax Wealth not Wages @progallthethings.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Luxon telling anyone and everyone that's a woman, anything other than white, all immigrants, anyone other than strictly hetro or anyone with any kind of disability to get fckd is quite the move for someone wanting to win votes. #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Christopher Luxon open to adopting some of NZ First's 'anti-woke' proposals
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has joined New Zealand First's anti-woke crusade, saying he's open to adopting some of his coalition partner's ideas.
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Hayley @writagal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What do you mean, public health tools used during Covid are best practice and can drastically impact the spread of disease and *checks notes* masking is not an attempt by the government to control your life but a demonstrable way to prevent you and others getting sick, and mitigate system impact 🤔
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Covid-era measures return to battle flu as 'whole system under pressure'
Masks and isolation at general practices and hospitals as Influenza A cases surge.
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2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
AoNZ Food recall. Vogel’s products with Best Before 15 AUG. May contain metal fragments. Vogel’s: - Original Mixed Grain Very Thin - Original Mixed Grain Sandwich - Original Mixed Grain Toast - Dark Rye Toast - Sprouted Whole Grain Toast - Fruit and Spice Extra Thick www.mpi.govt.nz/food-safety-...
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You can never convince a Tory that their policies don’t work. If you show them evidence of their failures, they believe the problem is that they didn’t Tory hard enough.
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