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Perpetually tired and achy. Eldest daughter, mother, pianist, writer, reader, and single-player game enthusiast. History MAs: Modern Germany, Imperial Russia. Introvert with a coffee problem.

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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 3h
Every company-wide meeting nowadays feels like a Rick & Morty sketch. “We’re now using Squanch to build SEO and Florble to track metrics and Glarp to train our AI and Whumbus to roadmap our q4…”
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 4h
I don't know why this matters to me but it does: Utz is for twists, Rold Gold is for sticks.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can talk like a goddamn adult on Bluesky, which is one of the reasons I like it here. The cutesy euphemisms, although I know why they’re in use on more restrictive platforms like TikTok, make me so irrationally angry
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of posts about talking to your sons in light of the Cornell article. And yes. Talk to your sons. Here are some things you should say, based on anti-violence research about what they need to hear:
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026
the current discourse stinks, so here, have this Billboard Modern Rock chart from 25 years ago today
Billboard Modern Rock tracks from September 29, 2001. the chart says Alternative Airplay but it wasn’t called that at the time!!
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why the hell is Game of Thrones on here when everyone universally hated the ending so violently that people straight up stopped talking about it, the most talked about tv show ever, essentially immediately upon its end?
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my vote to whoever promises to prioritize rebuilding the food regulation system we had in place before these chucklefucks came in here and shat all over everything
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Todd Achilles, a veteran running for U.S. Senate in Idaho as an independent, has a new ad about starting wars.
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
doing a lil project in which I dig through the wayback machine for my old diary-x entries (as many as I can find) and save them in my dreamwidth account just to have and hindsight and time have me shaking my head at sweet, naive 18-19 year old me, that's for damn sure. I wanna shake her a little.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/09/2026
Ossoff: "I think the use of deep fake technology in political ads is meant to deceive voters and is a slippery slope. Mike Collins is using these deceptive tactics because he doesn't want to explain his own record."
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
on occasion I have to remind myself that purple dye did not last in my hair worth a damn and that it would be a waste of my money to do it again because the urge is real
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your kid not wanting to talk with you because you're a giant piece of shit is not a political problem for the rest of us to solve. Look inward.
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I turned on Miley Cyrus's new album because it was in the "new releases" section on Tidal and my 4yo is just sitting here like "what is THAT song what is THAT song I don't LIKE that song what is THAT song" and then dancing to it anyway. Oh, to be four.
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This past weekend my mom spotted a man in a Finland jersey, walked over, introduced herself, and within 15 minutes had established that our families have approximately six trillion different connections between us, and placed us all in at least one late-90s house party. She'd be a great spy, tbh.
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Honestly as big a pain in the ass as it is, I think folks should not rely on mail-in ballots and go to the polls in person wherever possible.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
“Capitalist bullshit is bad, therefore perimenopause isn’t a serious problem” is actual clown work
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
our new mattress came today aw yeah
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 27/08/2026
Now you can opt out of having your posts shown to non-followers in the Discover feed. We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people.
Instructional image titled "Hide your posts from non-followers in Discover" accompanied by a screenshot of the "privacy and security" options from the Bluesky settings menu. "Ask apps to hide my posts from algorithmic recommendations" is toggled to the "on" state.
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
at this rate the oscar in memoriam is going to feel like a hate crime
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP king…nobody played baddies like you. 💔
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There is NO WAY that was an accident.
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it turns out looking at bluesky directly for too long will damage you
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
found out Larry David just starts verbally abusing Alan Dershowitz whenever he sees him, this is very good
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H @h2k.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The funniest part is you know he didn’t read them
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We just did two solid days of in-office team building stuff and today is back to normal but my god I am still so tired!!!
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
404media.co
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They’re hers. If he wants clean copies he can buy his own or borrow from the library or something. Fuck off, Charlie. I hope she dumps you.
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Had a great time seeing Muse last night but boy am I paying for it this morning. I’m feeling my age today 😂
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What is kind of terrifying about this, aside from everything else, is that this "company" used the actual likenesses and reputations of actual human academics/scientists without their consent or knowledge to make itself sound authentic. Scary times. www.404media.co/company-offe...
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Company Offering ‘100% Human-Written, Never AI’ Medical Research Is Entirely AI
Research Gold's team of human methodologists are either AI generated or using the identity of real people without their permission
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There was a place near here that used to be in the historic train station but got rent-hiked out in favor of a steakhouse. They had solid chicken, but hands down the best house-made honey mustard I’ve ever had. I think about it every now and then.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE WE DOING THERE'S A TINY SHINY BIRD IN PANTALOONS
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
idk maybe it’s curmudgeonly of me but “bloodcurdling laughter screams” are definitely something a parent can discourage their kid doing in public spaces like the shared lobby of this swim lessons place I’m stuck in for the next half hour of my life
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Binging Star Trek Discovery for the first time ever as self care (I just finished s1e10)
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Tulletilsynet @tulletilsynet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Who purveyed the toxic veggies? Whose the negligent inspections Of these filthy pestilential Salmonella jalapeños? Name the seller, ebon corvid. Quoth the Raven, Taylor Farms
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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This definitely falls under the "I don't think people should go to prison for objectively funny crimes" rule. english.elpais.com/internationa...
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The incredible story of the man who built a fake Roman theater in Italy and sold tickets to visit it
The fraudster, who charged up to €40 to visit a site built without permits on a hill in Vicenza and presented as a historical find, has been sent to prison
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I could answer that "what's a batshit thing a medical professional has said to you" thing or I could sleep tonight without reliving it, so that seems like an obvious choice.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
1. A new Popular Information investigation reveals that Senate Republicans have recently launched at least six fake news sites in key states.
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When I was a kid, if anyone had suggested they wanted to examine children's genitals, that in fact they HAD TO examine children's genitals, that one sentence would net them jail time. I think those times should come back.
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the fuck is wrong with these people
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 12/05/2024
Every now and again I think it's important to recommend this book. It drives home the understanding that we live in a connected eco-system and that evil doesn't simply manifest in a vacuum. Nazi Germany studied American fascism, particularly Jim Crow, very closely before committing the Holocaust.
Book cover:
Hitler's American Model

The United States and the Making of Nazi Race Law
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I really wish I could convince my sweet, dumb, ancient, arthritic dog that he does not need to get up every time I move.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
IMPACT: that company that was offering to buy books for AI companies’ training data — and probably destroy them in the process — says it will no longer offer this service following 404 Media’s exposure of it www.404media.co/ai-company-t...
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Company Offering Printed Books to Train AI Stops After 404 Media Coverage
Citing backlash, ISBNdb removed its webpages about training AI, denied ever buying, scanning, or selling a book for AI training, and said the site was a "test of market interest."
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
website I've never been to in my life: you've already used your free articles sign in to read!
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Leslie Knope: I Hate It Here
Alt: Leslie Knope and April Ludgate lean, both miserable, against powder-blue lockers and Leslie says: I Hate It Here
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morTeija addams 🎃👻 @teija.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
we're at that stage of parenthood where everyone keeps getting out of bed well after bedtime with mysterious sudden nonsense ailments that are immediately resolved with a withering "get back to bed"
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m wheezing smittenkitchen.com/2026/07/spag...
Spaghetti Aglio e Olio
SERVINGS: THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER 
TIME: 20 MINUTES
SOURCE: SMITTEN KITCHEN
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you can donate, please do. If you were previously not eligible to donate, the criteria have been SERIOUSLY revised: you are no longer deferred for spending time in England/the EU and the sexual risk screening has been replaced with a much more evidence based model.
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