tef @tef.bsky.social · 1hi think that's done with graphviz, but i don't think it does time layouts, you'd probably want a ... sankey diagram 000
tef @tef.bsky.social · 2hthis sounds a bit like jonty's pubstandards diagram, except instead of people and companies it's brands and owners 100
Reposted by tefMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT: 242588618
tef @tef.bsky.social · 6hif am i honest the most terrifying childhood memory was the time a pal and i took a shortcut through a railway cutting and almost got hit by a train, and i bolted up a near vertical surface to escape 060
tef @tef.bsky.social · 6hthe dark crystal (1982) so young i do not remember watching it, but i remember being afraid of it as a result 2190
Reposted by tefbrave lil ghoster @lizandry.bsky.social · 19hstarting early, to alleviate some dread: hey hi i’m liz. i’m in poverty because i have crohn’s disease and it took 6 years to get the dx, and 3-4 more to find an effective treatment. i am actively looking for work, but need ~$4k to bridge the gap venmo, csh, pypl: $lizandry thank you!! 11417
tef @tef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026bagpipes on the street outside again, as if i needed any more motivation to find a new place to live (i am searching, yes) 271
tef @tef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026spoke to three people this week, in person, so it's been an exciting week 1170
Reposted by tefChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If there’s a moral that you can glean from the life and death of Mr. Hands it’s that that everyone who works at Boeing is that fucked up. 529126
Reposted by teftom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 03/10/2026cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see 05815
Reposted by tefJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026take a look at my new book 🎉 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 1076681056
Reposted by tefCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 03/10/2026"japanese anime mcdonalds hamburglar smear frame" > voice print confirmed. secure access granted 427830
tef @tef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the internet is a strip mall lying derelict except for one or two big box stores 020
Reposted by tefTred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke. 3843881225
tef @tef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026hitting present me on the head because i put off eating and posted like that again 1120
tef @tef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026he is named after a human called bugs, but yeah this only deepens the mystery as they are also different animals too 010
tef @tef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026every so often i need to forcefully remind people of exactly how much i am a person in my own time and space 010
tef @tef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ZIZEK: that AI will be the death of companies & so on; to this, I say NO! My boss shows me their project tracker, which has been written by AI, & I plug it into my standup AI, & we are free! While the 'management' happens, our superego satisfied, we are free now to work on whatever we want 1295
tef @tef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i know most of the debate about software revolves around pointing to the jangling keys in awe or the arm that's holding them in disgust but the future where something like jira, workflow tools, is easier than a spreadsheet, isn't going to be the one where people can overrule the computer 1141
tef @tef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if there is just one problem with jira, it's that it is software that makes one person's job easier by making everyone else's job a bit more frustrating see also, jira is usually configured through regret, with what the pm wished the last project needed, rather than what the current project needs 3204
tef @tef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it's one thing to suggest that software gives _a_ user agency over a computer but it's foolish to think that it gives _all_ users agency i've heard people complain about spreadsheets a bit but never as much as they complain about internal corp tooling 1180
tef @tef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026aside, i've been thinking about how spreadsheets and jira both have "it's programmable/configurable" but ultimately one of them gives the end user agency (they can change the spreadsheet) and the other denies it (the columns have been locked by your line manager and cells must be edited in this way) 2391
tef @tef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026patting past me on the back for muting the tech discourse keywords 1200
Reposted by tefpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 165116052483
Reposted by tefnora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 02/10/2026my husband and i have been rotating the idea of some kind of fighting game where all the characters are billboard lawyers 4133443
tef @tef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the best thing about this idea is that the little character introduction bits before the fight / after character selection would be those billboards 010
tef @tef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it should be noted that it's an excellent choice of dataviz too, i think part of why it has become a meme 020
tef @tef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026we're tearing down lots of barriers to entry only to find they've been keeping out bad actors and extractive users, yeah, honestly a lot of it around heh 030
tef @tef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026robotaxi sex booths is what happens when you remove chesterton's cuck chair 1202
tef @tef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it's very chesterton's fence to be "you can have your own private space, unlike transit" and then be oh "but please stop fucking in the robotaxi" 4353
tef @tef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026waymos blasting out disney classics both to ruin the mood and automate dmca takedowns 2687