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@tef.bsky.social
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previously: failed mathematician, youtube one hit wonder, blogger, crow photographer, former programmer currently: unemployed and very tired. tef all lowercase, they/them thank you

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 21h
seeing hacker news posts about margaret hamilton (rip), and forgive me, but i this is how it feels
wow cool robot meme, edited to show margaret hamilton standing next to a tower of code she hand audited, with an onlooker going "wow!! so much code!!!", and the point flying across the onlooker's head reads: engineering is about preventing problems through understanding the consequences of your decisions, both wanted and unwanted
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the true moral of this nasa story is this: if you present anything as a choice to management, be it testing or other safety critical work, they will see it as optional, and will default to saying no doing anything more than the minimum best practice means taking more responsibilities for delays
She asked the powers at NASA to let her add a safeguard to prevent that error in a real flight, and they laughed it off as too unlikely. But they let her make a note of it. When an astronaut did make that blooper during the Apollo 8 mission—the first manned flight orbiting the moon—it caused necessary navigational data to vanish, and they called Hamilton in to get it back. “I remember saying to a couple of guys there, ‘It’s the Lauren bug!’” she says, laughing.
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
edited garth marenghi screenshot, now reads "i know coders who use macros, and they're all cowards"
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
several of you have been asking for an update on "we count numbers consecutively in an irc channel" and i'm pleased to announce someone made the effort to draw a graph
a time/count graph of the irc counting game, there are seven lines that trend upwards, surprisingly at a consistent rate
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
huh!
fuckin daphne oram doing the good weird shit to the music
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bumped into an incredible website gavin-theobald.uk/HTML/Pentagr...
a silver rectangle cut into seven pieces and rearranged into a regular pentagram
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
working on some motivational slides for the company offsite
a three panel comic about a dog that wants you to throw a frisbee, but also doesn't want to stop holding on to it, but it has been edited to read "Pls Slop??", "NO GRENADE!!", "ONLY SLOP"
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my brain went to "oh that's a neighbourhood watch sign" first, before i read it the funny way, because i am pretty used to seeing them defaced, or burned out with cigarette lighters
an unvandalized "this is a neighbourhood watch area" sign, showing a triangle with four people inside
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dividing up the nyt's top 100 tv list into - watched the whole thing (6) - watched most of it but bounced a season or two (5) - didn't watch or watched maybe one episode and never bothered to watch another (89)
nyt's top 100 shows. i have watched six of the shows on the list to completetion, five of the shows i watched maybe half before bailing, and the other 89 are simply dead to me
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one of the more 'deep magic' parts of electronics i have encountered is "actually, we don't send the current down the copper, that would be a disaster" instead, they use the wire as a waveguide, and get terabit speeds out of it from youtu.be/Em_2YRZjEdI
three strands of copper wire have an airgap in the space between them, and this can be used as a waveguide for high frequency radio signals, rather than sending the current along the actual wire
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
honestly it's a miracle of restraint that i only mentioned one satashi kon film, they're all incredible, but i tried to balance things out and yet i still mentioned two masaaki yuasa pieces, but i had to leave out mind game put porco rosso in, if only because of jean reno's dub existing
in order: paprika, akira, nausicaä, gunbuster (1980s), kaiba, kenomozume, your lie in apirl, legend of the galactic heroes, porco rosso
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i think potato soup would work, given potato water can be used as a developer
take leftover starchy water, add baking soda to raise the ph, and maybe vitamin c to speed things up, so the recipie goes, forgive me i am not transcribing it fully
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
found this, seems perfect for bluesky
card in style of blood donor card, reads "i support sexual liberation, i want to help others experiment sexually after my death" and is titled "necrocard"

back of necrocard: reads 

"I request that after my death
A. my body be used for any type of sexual activity 
B. gay only / straight only / I do not wish my body to be dismembered or disfigured during necrophiliac sex • (tick as appropriate)
Signature
Date
Full name
(BLOCK CAPITALS)
In the event of my death, if possible contact:
Name
Tel ( )
Issued by Neoist Alliance, BM Senior, London WCIN 3XX. Send British Stamps or IRCs for further information"
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
move over inverse square root, there's a new cowboy in town www.benjoffe.com/fast-time-of...
a code listing, that reads:

u32 tmin   = (u64) time * 71582789 >> 32  // = time / 60; "Total Minutes"
u32 hour   = (u64) time * 1193047 >> 32   // = time / 3600
u32 second = (time + 4 * tmin) % 64;
u32 minute = (tmin + 4 * hour) % 64;
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
or, at least they didn't when i went to a sleep study. on the plus side i got wired up with electrodes, which crossed an item off my bucket list
me, wired with electrodes on my scalp and a patch box around my waist
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you won't believe it, but
i am wired up with electrodes for a sleep study
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the thumbnail does make it clear about the scale but i did pause here, and go "what"
a 3d printed bunny next to a human hair for scale. the bunny is not much wider or rounder than the hair, but a little taller
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
picture of me driving down the freeway and skipping the adverts for nearby franchises
classic sony patent of a person yelling "mcdonalds" at a tv
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
there's a statue of tony bennet outside a hotel on mason and california, that somehow i ended up visiting at 2am most nights i was there incredible city
tony bennet statue
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
someone sent me this screenshot, and well, not to pour cold water over it, but like "you can read it as part of the post" is why, to me, it's in the wrong place.
screenshot of post that reads "ranma 1/2"
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
other places it could go include: after the date, or next to the share icons
a post screenshot showing three alternative positions as to where 1/2 can go: after the name and date, left or right aligned, or next to the share icons and ... of the right bottom corner
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
feeling a little put-off by the 1/n markers as they feel in the wrong place, and pull attention away from the end of a post the key bit seems to be "an image only post has 1/2 above the image" which just seems wrong the right hand corner seems a much nicer place to put things, easier to skim too
a screenshot of two posts, where 1/2 and 2/2 are inserted into the page

the 1/.2 is at the end of the first post, and the 2/2 is above the content of the secondmoving the 1/2, 2/2 to the right hand side feels less cluttered and easier to see, without putting little things inline
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
came in to say this, it does look like a regular sausage roll the vegan ones have a very distinct cut, straight lines, and the one in your photo has diagonal lines, a hallmark of the regular sausage rolls
greggs' bag showing different types of pastry and how to identify them
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i see magic hooton is also looking for work again
a photo of a bus stop, where a laminated photocopy of a handwritten note is taped to bus stop. reads "magic hooton up and coming magician for hire. call magic hooton"
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i know one of you is going to ask but yeah the circled point on the crease diagram shouldn't be two straight lines intersecting, you'd need angled lines to get the same result on the model (also circled) the bit in blue? no idea what's up there. the model simply does not look like that
the origami crease diagram and model, now marked with inconsistencies between the final result and input

plus, also, that's just not what the bird model looks like
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ending of planet of the apes. on the reddit page i copied this from, it was titled "the statue of Liberty is transported from Earth to the Planet of the Apes but it's never explained how"
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the next time i encounter an average computer dork i plan to follow the advice of sages
a classic tweet, edited to read "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a praise kink. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@granitetide.bsky.social it looks like someone built a real life bar out of a prompt
it looks like a slop image, a poppy wielding tank outside a bar for insane british racists
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
on the plus side, my head stubble is coming in post shaving it all off, and honestly i quite like it, even if i look a little bit like a youtuber who's about to explain how A4 paper works, or geometic proofs for pythagoras theorem
a selfie of me, shaved head, transparent glasses, black tshirt, all that's missing is the obnoxious red arrow and clickbait title, completing the youtube thumbnail looks
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
doubt it will happen but it's nice to think about
yellow weather warning for thunderstorms over the central belt and borders areas of scotand
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
for comparison my tiktok feed is just stuff like this
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this for you
it's perthshiremags's one good post, attributed to a different mags, margaret thatcher. it's formatted as an inspirational quote, with the same backdrop and font as the "you have to get lucky" meme
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
apologies for the extra post but i simply must show you this diagram
where to begin, it's a non deterministic parsing automation built using a simple equivalence class and it looks like something from a neon genesis evangelion opening sequence
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
JURISPRUDENCE FETISHIST GETS OFF ON TECHNICALITY
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
screencap of "krusty krab training video", insert labelled "interfacing with your boss", red text over an electric chair, with straps for arms and legs and a large switch visible
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
saw a train with a laser on it
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if anyone needs me, i'll be in my hole
i am crouched down inside a small pile of branches leaned against a tree, inside a tiny nature reserve
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i have never, not once, regretted buying a vibraslap
my
vibraslap
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
*cough*
screenshot showing name of playlist as "music for 72 musicians"
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i'm a simple guy (2002)
geogaddi
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
previously, in "tef curses out tim berners lee"
[screenshot of a reddit thread, tim berners-lee's AMA]

tef: Have you learned to spell referrer yet ?

tim berners lee: No, my speling is still terible. Hopefully not to much or it will get into header field names without some review at this stage!
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i am of course referring to the GS645
top down view of camera, showing bellows and folding lens cover
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
here's your big reveal of my new haircut
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
♫ You wanna live like spreadsheet people ♬ ♪ You wanna see whatever spreadsheet people see ♫
it looks like pulp, but actually it's the band "blouse" from an episode of "the day today", where chris morris sings a song about a serial killer, in the style of pulp's "common people". anyway it's just a bit of an extra joke
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hello from beautiful sunny and rainy edinburgh
princess st fountain, the castle, and two rainbows in the sky above
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
smbc comic panel. "doctor, we have this pet physicist, and ... something's wrong. it keeps babbling about linguistics and neurology"

the original panel said "and climate science" and honestly i was too lazy to do change it to something funny, so i just deleted it
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if anyone needs me, i'm over here
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it's not exact a vase in the plaza but it's on brand for me
i'm sitting unde a bridge
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
incredible candidate, "i have a theme song"
i am the most educated man in britain and the world. obama's primary advisor and made trump great. i can grow britain's economy and wish to have a global warming is a hoax debate. i have a theme song
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
here's a political moderate who believes the cost of living crisis is fake and has a number of percentages and big numbers to back him up:
a divorced man stands next to a sex worker in a bikini to announce his political party "everyone is god"
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