Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 06/10/2026Oh my god it’s fucking happening LETS GOOOOOO 🤩💪🥣🇧🇾💞🇺🇸🥸Time to EAT 2200
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 06/10/2026Russians are breaking into Finnish politicians’ houses and taking a shit to intimidate them. This will be in the history books about the leadup to World War 3. These MFs are out of control. 6284
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 02/10/2026“Drink me, Pete……Drink me……..that’s right buddy, you know you can’t get through the day without one of these…Just one or two to take the edge off….Yes, that’s right…….yes………gulp it down Pete” 2101
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 01/10/2026Reminder that the First Lady is quite possibly an illegal alien working in America as an unregistered foreign agent 2220
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 30/09/2026Lmao brb, taking an all expenses paid trip to the Strait of Hormuz complements of the Iranian government 4212
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 30/09/2026Lmao hell yeah, bringing AI into the Trump truth social slop cinematic universe ought to do wonders for its public image 9508
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 29/09/2026New way for trillionaires to debase themselves in breathless servitude to another man just dropped 4857097
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 28/09/2026I would like to remain on good terms with Canada 2411
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 27/09/2026I really hate to give this Walsh douche credit for anything, but it is utterly mind blowing that no elected Democrat is taking a posture like this. I can’t name a single one. Leadership doesn’t work when our leaders are cowards. Timidity is a cancer. We are being failed in real time by losers. 7442
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 27/09/2026The article just says “detonating a nuclear bomb” 0324
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 26/09/2026Anyone hoping to see what the President of the United States has to say today on his personally owned social network will first have to encounter this full page overlay advertisement for…kratom! Yes, that’s right folks. The President wants you to get hooked on gas station heroin. Prettyyyy cool! 3254
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 26/09/2026Some personal news: I’ve been invited to the QuickBooks for Oil & Gas Non-Ops: Stop the Spreadsheet Sprawl live webinar (October 1, 2026) It’s been a tough stretch, but it looks like things are finally starting to turn around for me. I just want to thank everybody for all of the support. 7392
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 25/09/2026The last thing a child sees before a lifetime of therapy bills and trauma 4150
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 22/09/2026Get this worthless crybaby loser @kenmartin.bsky.social out of his fucking job today. Fuck you Ken, you pathetic whining piece of dogshit. You absolutely suck and we all hate you deeply. Go have a nice long cry about it you dumb fuck. 3305
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 22/09/2026Well, all my data is in the hands of the worst nazis on the planet, but at least I have the $37.42 to help ease the pain. I’m just glad justice was served here today. Thank you, Oracle, for making it right. 2456
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 22/09/2026Lowkey obsessed with this guy’s mustache game. They don’t really make them like this anymore. He looks like a long lost Super Mario brother or something. Definitely right out of central casting for an evil bumbling Putin henchman. I’m looking forward to seeing more of him around. 1190
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 22/09/2026It brings me no pleasure at all to say this, but unfortunately this is one of the greatest posts of all time 2223
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 21/09/2026“Hello, nice Amerikanski friends! I may interest you in some nice, nutrient-rich potash today? Special price for you!” 4383
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 21/09/2026LMAOOOOOOOOO this guy went full Lenin because his insurrectionist paypigs didn’t want to shell out $1,000 to see dog the bounty Hunter get on stage and fart for an hour at the child rapist county fair 1355
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 21/09/2026LMAOOOOOOOO “putting on my pedo festival is vewy vewy hard 🥺” Eat turds in Hell you traitor fuck 6549
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 21/09/2026Trump watching TV coverage that isn’t about him 2241
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 19/09/2026It’s really incredible how much shit this administration does purely in service of the vanity of the cabinet members. Like, is there any reason the American people are supposed to give a shit about this? Is this just a photo op for Pete? There’s no reason we need to see so much of these people. 3273
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 19/09/2026Oh man the gloves are really off now. We're literally at war with Canada. This is crazy. 1281
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 18/09/2026Incredible. This nutty pedophile jackass is talking about getting electrocuted by sharks again. I never expected him to bring this one out another time. This is some bloated Elvis in Vegas shit. Maybe the end really is near. 5343
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 17/09/2026Oh my god this fucking idiot said "from the standpoint of water" again. Was not sure if he was aware that people had clowned on him for his "one of the wettest we've ever seen" remark, but I guess he is. Incredible. I love it when he plays the hits. 1141
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 17/09/2026This is some societal decay shit for sure 531107117
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 16/09/2026Never forget the terrible things they said to us 1150
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 15/09/2026This is crazy. This has to be JD trolling Trump, right? National Diaper Need Awareness Week?? 9385
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 15/09/2026Bad news for Donald Trump Jr. His new wife Bettina is a woke globalist libcuck who hates his moron dad and everything he stands for. Looks like these two are headed for splitsville. Bettina, call me. 0131
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In October 2024, she held a fundraiser for Donald Trump.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uc5o3uwhggmtyzrikttgm6z3/bafkreiejqahscbwo3iwrdzrbvlpk3mdjqisoyxuwnoeijgzpn7lx3zxfge)
