Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 1hToday I learned that there’s a Mandela Effect thing with this song where everybody remembers it as being sung by Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra, when actually it’s Nat King Cole. And yes, I too remembered it as being much brassier and more Vegas Rat-Packy sounding than the recording acrually is. 080
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2hNothing to worry about all good 621393295
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 2h“Did I mention it’s ahead of schedule and under budget?” 1150
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 2h“This is going to be tremendously drone-proof at levels we’ve never seen. Your kid wouldn’t have died in here.” 1341
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 3hI’d imagine Trump might bring in some of his KGB pals to help with this one 120
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 3hA “fake terrorist attack” that killed 300 Russian civilians btw 140
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 3hI agree. And the scary part to me is that Trump’s BFF Putin solidified his own hold on power by staging a fake terrorist attack in Russia in the early aughts and blaming it on Chechens. Certainly worked out pretty well for him. And I absolutely wouldn’t put it past Trump to want to recreate it. 2152
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongSemiocapitalist Industrial Device @jbot3300.bsky.social · 3hNatalie. The Musical. She got off the bus from Kansas and somehow finds herself in the White House and catering cart. 161
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongTimberdoodle, BUT SPOOKY @timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social · 4hWhat in the entire fuck 151
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongLastThird @lastthird.bsky.social · 4hWell shit, LOL... If they're gonna try to manufacture a base rally preemptively, then there's no point in not doing it! I guess it's time to damn the torpedoes! bsky.app/profile/atru... 081
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongBored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 4hGonna go capture some Americans and exchange them for Potash Trade 051
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 4hOh my god it’s fucking happening LETS GOOOOOO 🤩💪🥣🇧🇾💞🇺🇸🥸Time to EAT 2190
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 4hMeanwhile Democrats: “We need to face the facts and accept that Donald Trump is the president for life” 7950
Reposted by Ian Miles Schlongscare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 4hthat’s the fucked up part. he’s laying the groundwork for massive violence against blue states and we can’t say shit 181
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 4hBut if we say what Trump deserves, I get black helicopters above my apartment and a multi-hour standoff with a SWAT team that ends in me being riddled with bullets 3254
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 4hYeah that’s what it seems like. Good for him I guess. Seems like a whole lot more should. 060
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 4hI wish I had known who Bill Kristol was in his pre-woke days so I could be as constantly amazed by radical transformation to wokeness as everybody else around here is 8210
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 4hNot to hand it to Hitler, but at least he was self-made 0110
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 4hBREAKING: America’s racist garbage people also stupid, misguided, undeserving of love, data shows 0151
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongThe Onion @theonion.com · 5hTilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 635395814
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 5hOh wow — she could end up in the Bedminster golf course next to a bunch of classified documents too. I didn’t even consider this. I guess spooky season is on 💀👀 080
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 5hThis is the most beautiful sentence in the English languagestatic.klipy.comJerry BegsAlt: Jerry Begs 090
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 5h“Midterm surprise” is utterly bone chilling. This pedophile is up to no good. 2133
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 6hThis would be so funny, and since Donald and Melania clearly hate each other, not even entirely out of the question. Our fantasy of seeing Melania and Barron get deported back to Slovenia just got a whole lot easier to see. 2101
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 6hTrump shattering the glass ceiling for FUPA representation in American politics 1130
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongSanDiegoan @solana77.bsky.social · 6hO is for the Oprah Magazine you cut your letters out of to make notes for me 0121
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongHeartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social · 6hV is for the venereal diseaes you gave me... 1251
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 6h🎵L - is for the way you look at me O - is for the only one I see…🎶 6447453
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongLinotype Pilgrim @symbo1ics.bsky.social · 17hin a real country communists would be doing this to centrists 041
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 18hRussians are breaking into Finnish politicians’ houses and taking a shit to intimidate them. This will be in the history books about the leadup to World War 3. These MFs are out of control. 6284
Reposted by Ian Miles Schlongspimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 19hlot of people don’t know that 131
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 19hJust learned that dumb has B on the end. I guess this old dog does have some new tricks in him after all 😏 2130
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 22hIt’s like you can’t even be a guest on the Talkin’ Rape with Richard Hanania podcast anymore without being demonized by the woke mob 3635
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 23hNow we wait for the other shoe to drop as he figures out how he should spitefully punish the American People for making him endure this humiliating defeat 0272
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 23hWe cannot let Donald Trump steal our elections. 36611
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongShabana Mir @shabana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've seen their photos and it's likely they wished the same 072
Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 05/10/2026The malignant narcissism is so strong it tears right through the dementia. It’s amazing he was able to remember this took place. 2192
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This starts with her aggressively trying to link him to the Muslim Brotherhood. I'd like to see someone turn the tables on this. "You're Christian, right? Did you support Timothy McVeigh? Did you agree with Dylann Roof? Or Eric Rudolph? Robert Lewis Dear? No? Even though you share their religion?" 763774837
Reposted by Ian Miles SchlongRoss Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026youtu.be/jANuVKeYezs?...youtu.beWoody Guthrie -- I Ain't Got No Home/Old Man Trump by the Missin' CousinsYouTube video by The Missin' Cousins 391