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Tedalter Kyran

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Golden Ratio - On this day @goldenratiootd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
7/10/22 On this day: Venk was sunshine
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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Golden Ratio - On this day @goldenratiootd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
24/9/21 On this day: Voodoo had a coconut stuck on his tooth
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nope.
Hollywood Reporter headline: "Re-Watching 'Avengers: Endgame' is 'Required' to Understand 'Avengers: Doomsday,' Joe Russo Says
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Matt Gorecki @goreckis.co · 17/08/2026
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Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
Alt: Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sometimes it takes a villain, to show us who the real villains are.
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The Golden Ratio @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Monday is the day for boops!
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Chief Brody's Happy Face (in memoriam) @cb-happy-face.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Golden Ratio - On this day @goldenratiootd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
30/4/23 On this day: Venk was in the Venk cave!
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Tedalter Kyran @tedalterk.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
that awkward computer geek moment when you ask your coworkers if the recent software update messed up any of their shortcuts because yours isn't working and you get told "I don't use a shortcut to open the program, I use the button pinned to my taskbar"
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Tedalter Kyran @tedalterk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Mmm, TACO Tuesday
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The Golden Ratio @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Monday is the day for boops!
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Golden Ratio - On this day @goldenratiootd.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
26/3/22 On this day: Voodoo got his teeth stuck on a coconut
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm sorry to inform you this day is going rather poorly ~ an autobiography
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Dave Strock @davestrock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It's not that AI is useless. It's that AI is useful like asbestos was useful.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Oops 🥶
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Wondermark Comics @wondermark.com · 14/02/2026
They're still out there. The goofs and spoofs. If we can only find them. Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
A smartphone is on an end table. It's balancing up on end, and speaking, so maybe it's animate? This is unclear. 

SMARTPHONE: Hey! HEY!

The phone is speaking to PORDLEY, who is trying to practice the piano. He looks up at the phone which is addressing him on its own.

SMARTPHONE: I can't help but notice you've been holding me less. I MISS you. I miss your nimble TAPS and SWIPES.

PORDLEY: It's because you're a PORTAL to HORRORS! Nothing personal. It's just...you ARE a PORTAL. And there are SO VERY MANY horrors.

SMARTPHONE: I'm a portal to EVERYTHING. Don't you want to see GOOFS AND SPOOFS? You LOVE goofs and spoofs!

PORDLEY: I DO love goofs and spoofs. 

SMARTPHONE: I've got SO MANY goofs and spoofs.

Pordley, convinced, reaches tentatively for the phone...

HORRORS ERUPT FROM THE PHONE. Of course! Of course!!!
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I am more and more convinced that when cis people want to debate whether trans people get human rights, the only correct response is "I don't treat whether or not people get human rights as a debate topic or hang around people who do" followed by leaving.
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The ADHD ability to make hard stuff look easy so people think you're being ridiculous when you struggle with easy stuff is my favorite part.
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Voodooween 🤍🐔🧇 @voodsfoods.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
VOODentine's vs Valentine's Day? 🤍💕 Please enjoy the Cameo @dptalia.bsky.social got the #FoTS debating the age old question... 🥹 #VOODentines 🤍
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"You look happier" "Thanks. I just ate."
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 07/02/2026
Alright, where are my gifted kids at? You were smart and you never had to study and then you went to college and suddenly had to learn a new skillset overnight, that everybody else had years to learn, or flame out spectacularly? That’s what talent is like.
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gabby ❦ @wraithbride.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
i need to visit the seaside and listen to the sound of the waves this year or else i will turn to dust
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 03/02/2026
Perhaps I shall go play video games until my desire to scream ebbs somewhat. Perhaps I shall have a cider while I do so.
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Tedalter Kyran @tedalterk.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I HAVE WON THE GAME OF YARN CHICKEN #knitting
A finished purple shawl with a ball of roughly 3 yards left in front of it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/01/2026
Sudden Burst Of Confidence Not Sure Where The Hell It Came From Either theonion.com/sudden-burst-of-confid…
Sudden Burst Of Confidence Not Sure Where The Hell It Came From Either
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Ash Ponders is looking for quick photo gigs @ashponders.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
A screenshot of WhatsApp:

Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question.
Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know
Ash: Are jaguar soft?
Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 24/01/2026
Is headache from: a) Massive crushing weather system b) Unending stress from current events c) Equally terrible secret third thing
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 19/01/2026
I, for one, welcome our new hotdish overlords.
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Golden Ratio - On this day @goldenratiootd.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
18/1/21 On this day: Voodoo had a lamp stuck in his tail
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The Golden Ratio @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
MASSIVE AVOCAD MASSIVE JOY
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Golden Ratio - On this day @goldenratiootd.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
6/1/20 On this day: Floof
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Golden Ratio - On this day @goldenratiootd.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
12/24/19 On this day: Venk was tired from her walk so got carried home
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
love it when you find a fanfic writer so good they've got you reading fics from tv shows and movies you've never seen or thought about just to get more of their work
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
We cannot progress till we acknowledge the fact that this country has a serious political violence problem on both sides of the aisle, whether it's Republicans trying to kill Democrats or Republicans trying to kill Republicans
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I want A.I. to do my admin and laundry while I write and illustrate books. I don't want A.I. to write and illustrate books while I do my admin and laundry.
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 21/11/2025
I will somehow be able to decipher this in the morning in order to transcribe it into the #wip, but I can't tell you exactly how 😆
Note book page with illegible writing on it
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Rachel Aaron @rachel-aaron.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Man, I love it when the writing picks you up and carries you away. Everyone's in character, doing their own thing, and I'm just the one writing it all down as fast as I can. That is the BEST way to write, IMO. This is going to be a great series, I can feel it!! #amwriting #booksky
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Golden Ratio - On this day @goldenratiootd.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
11/18/20 On this day: Voodoo had a lot of opinions about being at the vet
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Golden Ratio - On this day @goldenratiootd.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
31/10/21 On this day: Chicken waffle Venk & Chicken waffle Voods! 🐔🧇
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/10/2025
This is Comoong. She has a whole dog park to run around in. Prefers to sit like this the entire time instead. 13/10 (IG: comoongpark)
a large, fluffy pup sits on her human's lap outdoors. she's looking straight ahead while being held like a child. her feet are up and her toe beans are spread wide, presumably for tanning purposes.
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Miriam Forster @miriamforster.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This is the progression of every T. Kingfisher horror novel I’ve read: 1. Delightful spooky vibes 2. Oh no what the fuck 3. OH NO WHAT THE FUCK 4. THANKS I HATE IT 5. *incoherent internal screaming* 6. Are we safe now? 7. HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK /end
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 17/10/2025
white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...
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