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Technohawk

@technohawk.bsky.social
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Guy who makes dumb gifs for the internet

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
lowkey funniest bit in DS9 is where they go to the mirror universe and run into another vic fontaine, who is real there, rather than a hologram, and go “hey, aren’t you supposed to be a hologram?” and he’s like “what'do i know, pal? bada bing!” and then immediately gets shot.
Mirror Vic Fontaine on Deep Space 9 holding two phasers 🖖
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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The fact that there is still no widespread "stealth mode" for microwaves (no fucking beeping, etc., OBVIOUSLY) is a blatant rejection of everything I hold dear
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Scottish World Cup fans 5 minutes after arriving in the US
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day 🖤
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month to all the straight republican men’s boyfriends
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
First crop of the season.
Three small, ripe strawberries, held in my small, ripe hand.
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
LOS ANGELES SHIT HEAD JAILED AFTER VIDEO SHOWED HIM SERVING ALCOHOL TO INNOCENT UNDERAGE HAWK
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
That's clearly a Trump impersonator who called into C-SPAN, please stop sharing the clip as if it's actually him. There's more than enough real material to work with here.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Donald Trump 5 seconds after finding out the Supreme Court has ruled against his tariffs
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.
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Mary Robinette Kowal @maryrobinettekowal.com · 16/01/2026
If you're a writer, wondering why you should bother writing with the world on fire. It feels like it's not important, I need you to understand that it is. Even if it is just because it keeps you moving forward? Even if it only brings YOU joy, that gives you energy to fight & survive.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Damn, you'd think with Aaron Rodgers being anti-vaxx, it'd be easier to catch something from him.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The White House is very pro teen.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Hulk Splash!
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Recalling this for a suffocation risk is understandable. What's not understandable is why the crib was trying to trick a baby into committing a crime.
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Void (they) @gendervoid.gay · 16/11/2025
Hey @bsky.app At what point is someone who works for you seen as a liability? Is the harassment of a CSA and trafficking victim by the head of T&S the look you want for your company? Do you believe it’s totally fine and defend pedophilia as well? Does the board agree with your ideals?
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
One last bump for my column. It has brought out many embarrassing Elon fanboys to defend him so I think it touched a nerve 🌝
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 12/11/2025
True Tales of Dentistry
CAPTION: My first day as a dentist
ME (removing tooth): And there we go! All done.

ASSISTANT: Doctor, that was a load-bearing tooth

(The patient's dead explodes, scattering teeth everywhere)
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
my mother's hearing aid has broken the doorbell
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
COKE: is pepsi okay DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Dang
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Of course a guy named Will Smith would get a big hit when the world is watching
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Fuck
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Let's fucking go
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Fuck
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
One down
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Holy moly again. Didn't expect a scrum
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Holy moly. Go Jays
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
3 strike outs in a row! Go Gausman, go Jays!
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Yesavage having a hell of a night. Go Jays!
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Go Jays
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've watched more baseball today than I have in my whole 45 year life
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I'm absolutely just a bandwagon Blue Jays fan but man, that was a fun game to watch. Go Jays. 3 more to go.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Now I switch over to football where I actually root for Seattle.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Go Jays!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/10/2025
Most "classics" are boring as fuck to a modern reader in no small part because the context of the story is not understood by them and so many of the allusions and "inside jokes" known to then-contemporary readers have been lost in time and in translation
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
A picture of the poster for Moving Violations (1985) with a 51% viewer rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The movie stars the siblings of more famous actors ( John Murray, brother of Bill), (James Keach, brother of Stacy)
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 09/09/2025
If you see this draw and post a babadook from memory
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
That's great, but are we really going to learn anything new that MY biopic didn't cover?
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Remember, if you're a superhero, whose power is growing bigger and taller, go to the bathroom BEFORE battle.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 26/08/2025
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Elbows up, Canada.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
President Musk's press conference, with Trump in the oval office, managed to make the Resolute desk look like a cuck chair.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Fun Factoid: The origin of the Presidential pardon goes back to 1803 when President John Pardon won a game of Monopoly with a timely use of a Get Out Of Jail Free card. He enacted the Get Out of Jail Free Act. Due to legal threats from Parker Brothers, the Act's name was changed.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
We're about 5 years away from a slow and serious cover of Baby Shark being used in the trailer for a shark attack movie
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