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Technohawk

@technohawk.bsky.social
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Guy who makes dumb gifs for the internet

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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A clip of a scene from iron man 1 where Jeddediah or whatever his name was, talks about tony Stark building an arc reactor from scraps in a desert. 

The text has been altered to say " Aaron Rupar clipped all his videos on a laptop with a trackpad"
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Scottish World Cup fans 5 minutes after arriving in the US
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
First crop of the season.
Three small, ripe strawberries, held in my small, ripe hand.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A movie poster from the 1991 comedy movie King Ralph, starring John Goodman as Ralph. John Goodman is sitting on a red throne with gold trimming (or whatever it is called). He is wearing a crown, a t-shirt with "LAS VEGAS" on it, some jeans and some comfortable looking sneakers. He is carrying a non-magic scepter in one hand and what looks like a Burger King whopper in the other hand. 

I haven't watched the movie since it was originally released on video, so probably 1992, when I was twelve. I don't remember a lot of it, but I recall 12 year old me enjoying the movie.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Does not appear to be real. Image isn't showing up outside of facebook and reddit (and now bluesky). Seems to be an edit of a picture from 2022.
A photo of Elon Musk and one of his kids. Neither has a mustache.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ah man, that sucks. That's always such a hard thing to go through. Here's my Benji giving some side eye due to lack of treats.
A maltese mix male dog named Benji, seen here giving the most side eye he can give
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Donald Trump 5 seconds after finding out the Supreme Court has ruled against his tariffs
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Hulk Splash!
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Hard G for life!
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
A picture of the poster for Moving Violations (1985) with a 51% viewer rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The movie stars the siblings of more famous actors ( John Murray, brother of Bill), (James Keach, brother of Stacy)
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Sadly, I lost my memory when someone stole my computer.
A stunning, photorealistic image of the babadook from the movie babadook with him waving his arms and saying "boo." Accompanied by alt-text full of lies.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
A scene from The Simpsons featuring Sideshow Bob in jail, on the phone saying "Huh! Ethnic cleaning plans, what is that? Do they give a nobel prize for planned chemistry? Do they?"
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I harvested my first ever broccoli from the garden and had to show it to my cat, Raven. Taken like 30 minutes ago.
My black cat named Raven, looking at a large broccoli I'm holding.
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Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
An early concept drawing of Moopsy from the TV show Star Trek: Lower Decks on the left. A still image of Moopsy from an episode of Lower Decks. 

The character Pam from the Office saying "They're the same picture"
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