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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Knew I wanted to make her mine when a cat knocked something off the table and I said he'd really "Jafar Panahi'd it" and she laughed

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The fact that there is still no widespread "stealth mode" for microwaves (no fucking beeping, etc., OBVIOUSLY) is a blatant rejection of everything I hold dear

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

When I was younger I thought Gym Tan Laundry was a joke but I now realize it is a profound and significant life philosophy

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

looking for an etsy witch or similar: every time I want to make grilled cheese the once-soft room temperature butter is suddenly in the fridge, cold and hard-- need this curse removed ASAP

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Some days I LITERALLY cannot believe it is 2028. Like I ACTUALLY believe is is 2025, max. 2026.

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Still peeved about the time I couldn't remember that Portishead is called Portishead and when I searched for "sex music band 1990s" the internet failed me

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

On the one hand I'm grateful I forget about this platform in an early internet type of way & on the other hey what are you all doing why can't I turn on notifications :/

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Just thinking about how cringey twenty somethings new to New York are always using app-based car services instead of hailing cabs like living humans

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I like how people talk about cord management like it's a grad program at NYU Stern

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

It should be illegal under grounds of psychological abuse for news outlets to do a "year in re-cap"

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

If you, an American, finish a French movie and realize it was all too familiar because you saw the Danish movie it was based on, are you in too deep? Or just the right amount?

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

The silliest way you can react to anything in 2025 is to be "alarmed"

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

if you're having the worst year of your life this is just a reminder that you're not special and everything can and will get worse-- hope this helps!

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Still mad about that moron with a pilot's license who thought that if I loved take-off I'd "really love landing." Oh right the earthly plane. Fuck you/does not compare.

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

My dad just saw a poster of Anne Hathaway and said it looks like me because we're "both in the movies"

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

If I die choking on a fish bone I want everyone to know I went down doing something I enjoy and I got what was coming to me (congratulations fish)

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

You know the thing about bidets is I do think you need to see the instructions first

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

"Hanging in there?" seems fine to inquire but impossibly to reply. Are you "hangin' in," hanging in there," or "hanging in here"?

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

A bug just flew into my nose and I don't know if it flew out I DON'T KNOW IF IT FLEW OUT

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I know a lot of people are doing a lot of important unpaid work that they are never acknowleged for so I just want to point out that today a child asked me to buy them "a blunt" and I refused, I did not do it

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Personally I am seeking a momentary reprieve from watching seeing hearing (of) or observing anyone doing saying or being anything anyway etc.

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

I love how many Dexter spinoffs there are because nothing is more of a gentle wink to our national mood than the popular obsession with likeable serial killers

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Sorry I didn't respond to your email. Been swamped with currently trapped in crevasse in an untraversable Chilean mountain range an apple screensaver convinced me was the only place I'd ever feel whole & calm again. Best regards, Miranda Childs

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

Today I learned that you can't do a cute photo shoot by the side of the freeway just because there is a sign that says Soft Shoulder

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 28/08/2024

Was worried my worst fears had come true!!! (worried I'd spilled salad on my dog)

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

There is chocolate ice cream somewhere in my hair but it could be anywhere oh well

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 01/06/2023

I just hurt my elbow scooping ice cream but I think if someone could send me $1,000,000 or whatever it would really help

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 01/06/2023

why do they make these lovesick smooth brains drinketh from a goblet of metal? Isn't it enough punishment to be on "unscripted" television?

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Miranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 28/05/2023

I dreamt I had a baby cow as a pet. I had to carry her everywhere and she was so heavy.

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