Reposted by TechnohawkPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 354163194192
Reposted by TechnohawkMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 21/02/2025lowkey funniest bit in DS9 is where they go to the mirror universe and run into another vic fontaine, who is real there, rather than a hologram, and go “hey, aren’t you supposed to be a hologram?” and he’s like “what'do i know, pal? bada bing!” and then immediately gets shot. 324525
Reposted by TechnohawkMiranda Childs @mirandachilds.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The fact that there is still no widespread "stealth mode" for microwaves (no fucking beeping, etc., OBVIOUSLY) is a blatant rejection of everything I hold dear 916912
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Scottish World Cup fans 5 minutes after arriving in the US 000
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Made a few more star wars gifs here. They were made as gifv/mp4s so it's easier to directly download them. imgur.com/a/VpXtSMFimgur.comA dump of almost all the Star Wars gifs I've made over the yearsDiscover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and ... 1171
Reposted by TechnohawkMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Father's Day 🖤 997420326318
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I imagine the goat would endear itself to Jerry and would become a companion, wandering in the fog with them, while occasionally donating milk/pre-feta cheese to the collective. I repeat this to myself as I hammer the stake into the ground and walk away. 040
Reposted by Technohawkshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/06/2026happy pride month to all the straight republican men’s boyfriends 381920330
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Maybe you can pitch your story as a sequel/spinoff to Good Luck Chuck. 000
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The Musk Alt Trinity: The father, the son and the holy shit he's pretending to be his mother 1441
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This is the only time he's ever veered left on anything. 0501
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Does not appear to be real. Image isn't showing up outside of facebook and reddit (and now bluesky). Seems to be an edit of a picture from 2022. 1191
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Ah man, that sucks. That's always such a hard thing to go through. Here's my Benji giving some side eye due to lack of treats. 050
Reposted by TechnohawkDane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now 216256596908
Reposted by TechnohawkMike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. 1217621
Reposted by TechnohawkKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/02/2026That's clearly a Trump impersonator who called into C-SPAN, please stop sharing the clip as if it's actually him. There's more than enough real material to work with here. 2670639
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Donald Trump 5 seconds after finding out the Supreme Court has ruled against his tariffs 000
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I have a few ideas but I don't want to leap to any conclusions. 020
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The 1972 Miami Dolphins won the superbowl with that strategy. The next year, the nfl added ceiling fans above the players to discourage the double jump. That's where the term football fans came from. 1100
Reposted by TechnohawkPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em. 365156232209
Reposted by TechnohawkMary Robinette Kowal @maryrobinettekowal.com · 16/01/2026If you're a writer, wondering why you should bother writing with the world on fire. It feels like it's not important, I need you to understand that it is. Even if it is just because it keeps you moving forward? Even if it only brings YOU joy, that gives you energy to fight & survive. 161273508
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026There have been so many jokes but this is the best one by far. 080
Reposted by TechnohawkCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Damn, you'd think with Aaron Rodgers being anti-vaxx, it'd be easier to catch something from him. 871894238
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Oh golly, I have a nocturnal horse. She won't be able to sleep without the daylight. Talk about a nightmare. 020
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Recalling this for a suffocation risk is understandable. What's not understandable is why the crib was trying to trick a baby into committing a crime. 010
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Yeah, the Seinfeld formula shows that 17 is equivalent to 38 41602
Reposted by TechnohawkVoid (they) @gendervoid.gay · 16/11/2025Hey @bsky.app At what point is someone who works for you seen as a liability? Is the harassment of a CSA and trafficking victim by the head of T&S the look you want for your company? Do you believe it’s totally fine and defend pedophilia as well? Does the board agree with your ideals? 26721
Reposted by TechnohawkBec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025One last bump for my column. It has brought out many embarrassing Elon fanboys to defend him so I think it touched a nerve 🌝 2455
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 12/11/2025This comic made me finally realize that dental work is just construction work. And that's why there's a dental thingy called a bridge. Until today I'd thought it was because of the card game. 030
Reposted by TechnohawkREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025my mother's hearing aid has broken the doorbell 1021336
Reposted by TechnohawkFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025COKE: is pepsi okay DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could 201768396
Technohawk @technohawk.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Rip to the pee man. Alejandro Kirk broke his bat and caused a double play to end the game. Was fun being a bandwagon fan and a pee man interpreter. Until next time. 110
