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@tearsofthemask.bsky.social
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pond // 22 // shark/sea/they // hobbies include writing, drawing, playing video games, and making money

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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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🍎HAZE༄ @scaevil.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Batmagical girl + batmagical scriddler
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🍎HAZE༄ @scaevil.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
She want that cookie so effing bad
Riddler and Scarecrow from batman if they were moe anime girls
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
barbara gordon they could never make me hate you #barbaragordon #dcu #batfam
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Dani | Seal lover 🦭 @dakynai.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
More #shadowvanilla seals
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Tasha @tashaart.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
#shadowvanilla #cookierunkingdom #purevanillacookie #shadowmilkcookie #vanillamilkshake #pureshadow I drew this art a long time ago, but I didn't have time to show it to you
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 01/01/2025
ignorance.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Not sure who's in charge here but I have an idea for viewing posts on this app
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
god bless america’s run-down bowling alleys. may they forever blast weezer and serve lukewarm beer
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🔅 @eweeppybot.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
The shepherd and his sheepdog. #ramyatta
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
im gonna start making album reviews/rankings again i think. using this account like letterboxd but for music
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
spotify wrapped ^_^
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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Thanks to me everyone will get to school so fast
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/12/2024
my daughter came home from school upset because she didn't "bring a circle." I guess it was "bring a circle" day. "Everyone else brought a circle!" okay, first of all, I didn't know about bring a circle day. second, what the hell are you talking about
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
its so funny seeing the fallout of the mere rumor that barry cheated on sabrina carpenter because now everyone is being honest about how ugly he is and i feel so vindicated
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
we need to kill AI assisted art too because what the fuck is this. there is no way a real person looked at this and went "ah, perfect"
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
laughing so hard im going to throw up. why do they look like wojacks.
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I will never, ever get over this.
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
that text message meme where you have three new texts on your home screen.

Anxiety: What if you're not good enough

Depression: Everyone hates you

Ratatouille: I'm in your hat bitch!!!
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Ronnie Spector has what is easily the funniest quote in that new Beatles '64 documentary.
Ronnie Spector in "Beatles '64": "I'll tell you the truth. They had to escape."Ronnie Spector in "Beatles '64": "I said, I'm taking you to Harlem. Nobody will notice you up there."Ronnie Spector in "Beatles '64": "And they didn't. They thought they were a bunch of Spanish dorks."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i just got off the phone with remy and he said he doesnt mind when people call him ratatouille. he said you dont need to correct anyone who calls him ratatouille because he said it's chill. he's actually super nice and down to earth
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twisty @twisty.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Wrong again. Another big whiff
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you - have never published anything - have no readers - didn't write anything this month - didn't write anything this year - can't articulate words anymore - can only float and mournfully wail - were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
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kieu @ we must not stop living @leslekieuart.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
claw machine
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
We're just innocent men
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
👏WE👏FORGAVE👏THE👏OTHER👏REINDEER👏TOO👏QUICKLY👏THEY👏WERE👏ASSHOLES👏TO👏RUDOLPH👏THOSE👏SCARS👏DON'T👏JUST👏DISAPPEAR.👏THEY'RE👏SHOUTING👏OUT👏WITH👏GLEE👏ALL👏OF👏A👏SUDDEN?👏FUCK👏Y'ALL👏AND👏YOUR👏PLAIN👏ASS👏NOSES!👏
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Just had the thought “what if the next Kendrick album’s concept is that it’s just retelling the plot of FNAF” and I can’t stop laughing at it.
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Jon Doyle @jondoyledesign.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Personally think it should be a LEGAL requirement to add closed captions / Subtitles to any movie, tv show / video game.
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
me: so basically its like if anyone of any gender could get pregnant based on genes and once a month they go to heats like cats and the alphas need yo fuck them. oh and i havent even started on betas- nikola tesla: can we go back to the whole self driving cars with my surname that explode thing
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writtenbyhanna.bsky.social @writtenbyhanna.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Why didn’t Drake sue Kendrick for the time he said Drake thinks he’s a bad bitch who wants to pop ass with Sexxyred
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I honestly - not even joking - will think less of you as a person if you do the Whamageddon thing. Have some respect for the voice of an angel, a true comrade, and a song whose proceeds all go to charity. It's a stone cold banger. Go get mad at Paul McCartney.
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
part one of ?? in my "tulpaw" series: anya borzoi (lineart and color bc i think i like the lineart more. might do a recolor later idk) #mouthwashingfanart #anyamouthwashing
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
hey what if i made a video essay about my "how fish are made" dlc theory. surely that hasnt been done to death and surely my idea is original.
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
my favorite thing about watch dogs 2 is that you have a weird turbulent polyamorous relationship with an initiation ceremony. my second favorite thing about watch dogs 2 is that you can escape any situation by jumping into the sea.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I misheard Al Roker on the parade and thought he said “And here’s the Mulholland Drive balloon!” and now I am wondering what that would even be.
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
happy thanksgiving sexy people. to the unsexy...? well. the turkey
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/11/2024
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
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Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break
In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.
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pond 🦈🐚 @tearsofthemask.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
kinda gay to eat honey nut cheerios. like yeah? who else are you calling honey? and are you eating his nuts too?
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