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It really was. I seem to remember everyone's search default was your internet providers' shit one. Or you could ask a sassy internet butler.

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 8h

It is crazy that Google took a sledgehammer to the one thing pretty much every internet user in the world used it for. Their name became a fucking verb it was so universally used. Now you get this fucking bollocks trying to search ANYTHING.

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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So sad to hear that the iconic, trailblazing, Apollo 11 moon landing software engineering lead, Margaret Hamilton, is no longer with us. Love this image of her, standing next to a print out of the software that landed Buzz Aldrin and Neil Amstrong on the moon! 👩‍🔬🔭🛰️🧪 ℹ️: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A woman looking very cool in a 70's dress standing next to a massive pile of very thick books

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Great stuff. Ah yes... Deciding to accept the night bus fate, from Oxford Street back to, vaguely, Ealing, was often my move. Ahhhh good times.

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gosh, I used to love tumbling into here long after work (some) Fridays; sharing a carafe of red wine, and enjoying the music.

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This guy talking about Jesus

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

judging by the size of this alleged toddler, i’m suspicious this is ai

an ai military funeral — the deceased soldier (maybe a marine?) has been seen back together crooked & doesn’t fit in his casket, which somehow, a toddler is able to peer down into

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"The one about the fucking hairdresser - the space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tin-foil pal and a peddle bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. LEGO: They're all made of fucking LEGO."

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's in time with the music. Currently Waka Waka by Sharika

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm not coping well with sensory overload taxi

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

England are winning this 0-10

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've never worked in a bar (officially) and it is the cornerstone of my morality.

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

2001?! TWENTY FIVE YEARS?!

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Absolutely. Abysmal cunts.

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Too right. Godspeed. Onwards.

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you don't take your empties up to the bar when you leave then you are contemptible scum.

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why are they all called bloody Julie?

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A CHAOTIC PHOTOSHOOT? WITH AN OWL??!

The Fast Show's Rambling Hiker is disturbed by a local with warnings of owls

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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pretend you've confused him with Jim Bowen and keep shouting "Super Smashing Great", "Let's have a look at what you could have won", "Stay out of the black and into the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed" and "mooooooooo"

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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We've got Jeremy Bowen, number 1 We've got Jeremy Bowen, number 1 We've got the best war correspondents in the land We've got Kate Adie, number 2 We've got Kate Adie, number 2 We've got the best war correspondents in the land....

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm taken with calling him Corbyn and insisting on asking questions purely about the 2019 general election

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm going to a Q&A tonight with Jeremy Bowen, BBC war editor....I've had three pints already. Cool to pre game a war reporter sit down discussion right? Chanting OOOHHHH JEREMY BOWEN to the tune of Seven Nation Army on the way in.

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bar's Oktoberfest bunting. That's the Belgian flag.

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

On Ronaldo, on BBC Sport: "a spoiled child who acts as if he had never heard a "no" in his life." Well, he's probably heard "no" before, but chose to ignore it.

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There's some AI tiktok account pretending to be a comedian/actor and 'she' has the most ridiculous body proportions. Clips of 'her' stand up, with poor jokes and stilted audience laughter that comes in at the wrong times. And, of course, bad berks in the comments sending love heart emojis.

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That elusive perfect score evades me yet again

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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you are unlucky enough to be on the delayed 22:17 from Manchester to Sheffield then I am happy to oblige in a scrap. Tops off.

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