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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet)

@mehblurgh.bsky.social
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local 3rd generation chicago dope… My opinions are like 95% sarcasm and should be taken seriously 100% of the time also ken jennings called me a crackpot (2-16-26)

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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 6h
Fine whatever, but “FUCK OUTTA HERE” brooks boyer you and your corporate toadie hawkeroo were the chuds who really leaned into this bullshit years ago.
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 17h
Everyone’s favorite bit returns
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 18h
the Jets got a pick? More like Tyson Badgent
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jim Mora Jr. a coach Cubs twitsky would love
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶GIRLLLLLLLLLL…….🎶
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all i know is Louis Crevier was the player of the game
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
already ready for a kane nazar bertitties line. a who gives a shit line
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
does leshunov go back to russia and pull a radulov? i would.
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it would be funny if the Cubs were to sign Luis Robert
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
byram already getting healthy scratched. seems good
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the browns have two wins when does Haslem come marching down demanding that shadeur plays?
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
live look at Kyle Davidson
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Happy Sad Futurama Characters Chained
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
after sleeping on it, i will give my ideal offseason plan for the cubs after i get back from work.
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s what Pete Crowe gets for his great grandfather forcing black people have their own water fountains
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
time for a serious cubs thought before i call it a night. okay you want shaw or ramirez as the LF or RF spot next year fine but you have to get an absolute shitkicker as a DH the other corner spot also need to move on from Busch being JT Snow or Doug mientkiewicz isn’t helping either.
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i’m more mad about Mo as the 27 lineup on paper if they don’t re-sign seiya it’s Petecrow and a bunch of slappies
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PCA : Aaron Judge
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“he’s fighting out there…” every pitcher
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Michael Kenneth Williams: I Miss Kicking Your Ass
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey at least the Blackhawks aren’t embarrassing tonight
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Frustrated Fan @frustratedfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One more at bat for Ian Happ in a Cubs uniform.
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“old friend” jason adam…
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Chandler Bing Yells 'Shut Up!'
ALT: Chandler Bing Yells 'Shut Up!'
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well, at least my season tickets for next season will be 1/3 paid for next years 100 loss season
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Palencia is a thug
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
all because tim was too cheap to sign bogaertz
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good effort all around there…
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nick Pivetta
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Tyler Glasnow: Perfect Game Smile Meme
ALT: Tyler Glasnow: Perfect Game Smile Meme
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i hate PCA more than Wilson contreras right now. GET THIS SELFISH ASSHOLE OF MY TEAM
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is Gavin Mckenna a bust?
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey phillies, you want the reigning MVP we just want epstein’s island of 12 year olds
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Cartoon Mouse Says Nighty Night
ALT: Cartoon Mouse Says Nighty Night
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IANCRAPP
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
man, as i’m very online screw wilson contreras
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if the cubs get boatraced (they will) we need the most insufferable members of the 108 to troll us.
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
chuck is a little old to be be JD’s VP isn’t he?
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
now there no real rage algorithm my thoughts on the sox are ehh. save for that sweet lady that PCA basically raped
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ahh, geez, and ya got the stink lines and everything
Michael Tracey on The Simpsons “Mr. Stinky” drawing”
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not wrong
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mine:
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Playful Bear Rolling in Grass
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2025
PSA
crudely cropped photo of Ian Holm as the android Ash in 'Alien' with the ms paint notation 'full of milk' with an arrow pointing at him
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sad sack mehblurgh has logged on. this is now a real time meatball opinion account. seriously
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“if i’m pca, i lean into a pitch and charge the mound”
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Alexanderskargard's Exhausted Look
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m trying y to keep my cool shitposterness but the absolute morons i’m hearing are making me mad
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these are the people i mock on here… if i actually enjoyed this it would be great…
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and the bar i’m at…is like precursor to the score callers
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, remember when petecrow did that shit?
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CUBS BASEBALL
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@padres.bsky.social
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Man's Exaggerated 'Make It Stop' Reaction
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Colin Jost on SNL Weekend Update: Smile Because It Happened
ALT: Colin Jost on SNL Weekend Update: Smile Because It Happened
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
severe case of Bad
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