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Kohala @kohala.life · 17/08/2026
Here is a fully vetted list of Go Fund Me’s and Venmo’s for #Lala survivors. (Not that you know me, but I know some of the people working on this.) docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Hurricane Lala Support - GoFundMe & Venmo List
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026
Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
campeones del mundo, vamos españa 🇪🇸
me (in a spain jersey) and my dog celebrating spain’s world cup win
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poor bastard’s starving
Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie
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Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
BEST GAME EVER
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
juuuuuuuuuuuude
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you're in line to make a historical reference about the collapse of the French defenses, please stay in line
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
there is nothing more formidable in sports than an English team with nothing left to gain
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
inevitable
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
beautiful sequence
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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 15/07/2026
If I hear someone say “meeting in Bronx” I will kick them in nuts
Welcome to West Village? The
'the Is Not Optional, Some New
Yorkers Say.
Some newcomers in the city say they are meeting in Bronx, or living in East Village.
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
vamossssssss
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm not even rooting against Argentina at this point I am rooting against FIFA
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
victory lapping on this one
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Ryan D. Williamson @ryandane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
England whenever they win
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
haaland ❤️ bellingham my heated rivalry
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*despairingly* i guess it’s coming home
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
big boi out
sad shrek
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
no, not like this 😭
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We gotta kill VAR
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 11/07/2026
“It is remarkable. It is incredible. It is offside.” Lmao
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i ultimately want norway to win but i will allow jude bellingham to score because he is friends with haaland and i mean just look at him
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
omgggggg egypt
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
*ahem*
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
lmaoooooo oh that’s why
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WHY NOT US
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Now THIS is the USMNT I remember
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it can still be 0-0 if infantino has the courage
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🇪🇸
lamine yamal’s little bro going insane
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England eating tacos tonight
Baked bean hard shell tacos with cheddar and iceberg lettuce
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
my dog realizing there will still be another night of fireworks in LA despite mexico losing the match
kelly kapoor is tired
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Felipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Now this is what I call Content
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 05/07/2026
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 05/07/2026
Who would win, arguably the greatest footballing nation ever or one Vikingy boi
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tara gyoza 🥟 @tbear.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
welp, we’re doomed. trump has just cursed the usmnt
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
lol
Massive orange blast of fireworks over National Mall
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
while everyone's distracted this would be a great time for Nicolas Cage to steal the Declaration of Independence
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 04/07/2026
it's so Canover
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 03/07/2026
The only appropriate outcome here is for Spain to absolutely massacre Portugal on Monday
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*the coolest shit you've ever seen* FIFA Ref: ...offsides
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/07/2026
I am so fucking proud of this US team better squads than this have folded after a bullshit red and they kept their shit together and even extended the damn lead best USMNT of my life and it isn’t close, I believe they can do this against Belgium even if Balogun’s card stands
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U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @usmnt.ussoccer.com · 02/07/2026
FOUND A WAY THROUGH!
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Why doesn’t Haaland - the largest competitor on the pitch - simply not eat the other competitors?
Haaland 

Is huge
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
striking down the birthright EO by 6-3 is like clearing the lowest bar possible but also tripping on the bar on your way over
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
See, people always want to make this just about "sports," but the real upshot here is that, 6-3, trans women can't make a claim under the Equal Protection Clause. And if they can't do that, it's hard to see how they have constitutional rights.
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