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@tbatts.bsky.social
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I like stuff and things | amateur crochet-er | Melbournian | 🚫 No DMs 🚫

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Penguin holding a machete with the words "become untariffable"
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Let anti-defenestration week commence 🙌🏻 🪟
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Your outtie calls them skeets
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Seconded
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
As an Australian who has no idea about the NFL and has no idea what goes on, I will say go birds 🦅🙌🏻
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
A seagull drinks from a container marked “DOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This loop keeps replaying “there’s a horse in the hospital” and every day it gets worse 🤦‍♀️
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Can’t believe that discourse on ethnic cleansing is being had so nonchalantly. It’s just a silly suggestion 🤪 This should be the lead story, condemned & outrage everywhere! 🤯 It shouldn’t be radical to say Palestine have a right to sovereignty & live peacefully ON THEIR OWN LAND. Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I know it’s not due until 2032 and I know it’s only a 1.8% chance of collision with earth 🌏 but I’m just sayin 🤷🏼‍♀️ and hear me out, should we maybe take the cartridge out and blow on it before trying again I think this game is jammed
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I did and it was excellent 10/10 recommend
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
“Don’t hate the player hate the game” You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
People get all bent out of shape over the term dog parents like "dogs are NOT the same as children" and it's like no kidding I don't care if your children like me at all
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Don’t wanna
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
you: *being flirtatious and adorable* me: my hands are aging horribly
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
You can trust me with your secrets because I will not remember them or your name
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
You know who understands the importance and value of DEI hires - the recruiters of Squid Games (both for players and employees) say what you will the output, productivity, creativity and problem solving - off the damn charts 📊
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
You times be a bit dark when you watch Squid Game season 2 for some light hearted fun and humanity
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I just keep hearing this bit playing over and over in my head IYKYK
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I made a whole tray of jelly slice and I’ve now over the space of 2 days nearly consumed the entire tray of jelly slice - I don’t know whether to be proud or sick (probably both) I know there are bigger problems in the world but you know what they say act locally 🤷🏼‍♀️
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Fact checking is sexy and anyone who doesn’t think so is not cool
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Almost 2 hours in and 2025 has been chill - fingers crossed 🤞🏻
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
HNY
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Rm9sbG93ZXJz Such a great ep of The X Files
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I’m so holly jolly right now
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David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I love my Doctor who Christmas tree ornaments 🎄
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What’s everyone doin today? I’ll start: I’m working really hard at looking like I’m working really hard - I feel very sorry for January me who is going to have to deal with everything I’m not doing right now
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This will alway make me smile so I’m sharing some goofy fun today
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
[living on a rock that is moving through an infinite space at sixty seven thousand miles an hour] what should we have for dinner
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Every single year we do this dance 🦉 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🍷 📕 👨‍🍳
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Only 5.5 working days left in the year which feels like wandering aimlessly in the desert 🏜️ on a horse with no name for approximately 100 years while continuously repeating the phrases “haven’t we achieved a lot this year” (we haven’t) and “let’s lock in some time to discuss that in Jan” (I won’t)
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This post is intended for those whom have had/have a uterus and or strongly empathise Eghhh uteruses! They suck! Boooo!
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I’m going to badly crochet a terrible cardigan and watch the X files and YOU can’t stop me so nerr
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This is a test 🚨 Can you see this skeet?
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
All feedback welcome and encouraged
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Why do I crave specifically homemade spaghetti bolognaise when I can’t sleep at night - any Doctors and/or Psychiatrists/Psychologists wanna take a punt at that?
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Every single day I imagine this being my reality a gal can dream
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
me: you can’t fire me, I’m a whistleblower HR: first of all, that’s a kazoo
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Hi Bsky peeps this felt like knowledge worth sharing 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’ve been getting a lot of wild DM activity lately and one of these friendly scammers just DMd me “alaye” not realising mayhaps that I would google before replying so sharing the meaning with y’all ✌🏻 Knowledge is power (reported and blocked)
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
When your mutuals don’t retweet your mediocre tweets
Jemaine Clement “You abandoned me. You left me to die”
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Longest December ever
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My last post was fun I regret nothing
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I see people posting like this so I’m doing it for funsies I see people posting like this so I’m doing it for funsies I see people posting like this so I’m doing it for funsies I see people posting like this so I’m doing it for funsies I see people posting like this so I’m doing it for funsies
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Put up my tree up today and will be decorating this evening 🎄 happy 1st of December to all - this is the day I’m reminded of how much of a dweeb I truely am. My tree topper is a Weeping Angel, and I have a Tardis and Dalek ornament. I love my nonsense tree.
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It’s me, I’m the latter - good luck to all the yins to my yangs out there though y’all have too much energy
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
“And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die” is still my favourite line and the delivery still makes me laugh after 30 something years of annual watching 👌🏻
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I’m a bit early for my annual rewatch however I just couldn’t wait this year
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TBatts @tbatts.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Why have we all stopped listening to experts 🤦‍♀️ amp.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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If so many experts oppose a social-media age ban, why is the government intent on rushing it through? | Australia news | The Guardian
Labor has been at pains to say people won’t need digital ID or to hand over their passport – but there’s nothing in legislation preventing it
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