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Cigarette Smonker

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If I followed you, it's to ask if I can bum a dart. They/Them-He/Him

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onion person @junlper.beer · 13h
bleak future ahead for brazil. something must be done with the growing global fascistic movement if we want any future worth anything
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miss this guy.
One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Tagesschau Bot @tagesschau.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank #Cum-Cum #DeutscheBank #Ermittlung
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Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank
Rund 600 Millionen Euro könnte die Deutsche Bank mit womöglich rechtswidrigen Steuergeschäften kassiert haben.
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Blast Professing @gaymerherb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
free games waiting for you to play
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 17/09/2026
This one is called "I underexposed the fuck out of this one but that's why you buy the nice scans baybee" Kodacolor 100 on my absolutely cooked Pentax ME (RIP)
A shot of a building in New York with its many stacked layers highlighted by golden hour light
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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My neighbor told me explosions keep killing his helicopter news teams so I asked how many reporters he has and he said he just goes to the internet and gets a new reporter afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding reporters to explosions and then his daughter started crying.
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've experimented with trans thought and found that it's not for me, I'm happy the way i am, but the fight will never be over and despite not being one I'll defend trans folks rights with my life if i have to. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #TransPeopleAreOurPeople
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 13/09/2026
the trans community’s demand is eminently reasonable: “democrats need to treat trans people as equal partners in their political coalition or trans people will not be partners at all.” so, democrats: do you want to win or not?
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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 14/09/2026
i already left Texas three years ago because of actions from Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton. as you should be able to empathize, I feel very angry and betrayed by James Talarico.
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
is this anything
american military history:

1944, operation hootenanny: general leonitus winthorpe III commands a taskforce in northern belgium. a guy called major burt fugg wipes out a SS company armed only with a rusty potato peeler.

2036, operation blood and soil: former kick streamer general brayden "rapemeister" walsh commands a taskforce to steal the chilean lithium reserve. all troops lost when ai-based nav system sends transport planes flying into the andes. chile acquires vermont as reparation.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 11/09/2026
worth remembering that today is also the anniversary of the US backed coup in Chile that overthrew democratically elected socialist Salvador Allende and replaced him with the brutal dictator Augusto Pinochet, who murdered thousands of communists and leftists and jailed tens of thousands
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SMGold | Commissions Open @smgold.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Samus is BACK and BOY is she HUNGRY
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
highlight of my day is finding a working 15 dollar DQ gift card in my junk drawer, life is full of treasures.
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I actually think theyre worried that the all-trans football team will be the best and it'll ruin their win-edging
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kirking off rn
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
a girl injects estrogen while a blonde girl sitting next to her watches with mouth agape

the blond girl says "holy crap!! your parents let you inject female sex hormones??"

the other girl replies, "yeah, they say it's better i get it from them than from the streets"

the blonde girl says "so fucking rad"

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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every now and then my mind wanders back to this guy having the best day of his life.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
scar tissue that i wish you saw my freak mangled dick and balls
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just watched Spermworld, and I now think cumming should be illegal.
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's tough folks...
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ManicMagician Production✨ @manicmagician.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Say it with me now: “Today-bor Day is a Labor Day!” #HomestarRunner #LaborDay #Fanart #Popcorn
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antiNazi @antinazi.org · 03/09/2026
www.startribune.com/judge-rules-... ICE agent arrested for shooting in Minneapolis released from Texas jail Christian Castro has been held for 90 days. He was arrested for allegedly shooting Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis during Operation Metro Surge, and then lying about it.
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ICE agent arrested for shooting in Minneapolis released from Texas jail
Christian Castro has been held for 90 days. He was arrested for allegedly shooting Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis during Operation Metro Surge, and then lying about it.
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SpectrumVerse Entertainment Inc. @spectrumverse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On this day in 2001, Cartoon Network's nighttime programming block Adult Swim has launched. Happy 25th Anniversary!!! That is my favorite nighttime block on Cartoon Network!
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friendOWO🏳️‍⚧️ || BE A BASTARD @friend0w0.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Anyone who knows me knows how much ADULT SWIM has formed me. Down to my video editing of bookends I film the stock myself for.
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would raze an entire continent for that sweetie pie.
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StrongMoist @strongmoist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My dick penis cock after I think about Samus Aran Metroid
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"that wouldn't-" A trans woman named Aurora Rush was assaulted by a transphobic vigilante mob in a Louisiana parish that had no trans bathroom bans in place at the time, was hauled to jail by the cops, given no medical attention, and is now in mens prison awaiting trial for spurious fraud charges.
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Get the deer out of there, I don't care how cute they are, they're killing off native vegetation and out-competing native species. Simple as.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
PS2 pre-rendered backgrounds, my beloved <3
A capture from one our PS2s of the prologue chapter in Zanarkand with huge statues flanking a huge door surrounded by blitzball fans.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
bull shit web site
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If the thought of dead fascists make you feel icky, congratulations, you're a fascist sympathizer.
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
All that needs to be said is "Trans rights are human rights!" anything that comes after will come naturally.
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Was Charlie Kirk's death really a tragedy?
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please everyone wish Lei success, i hope she gets all the support she can, she's a great comrade and an even better friend.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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Michael Edwards @medwardsva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my favorite things Peter Cullen did was this very specific Toonami bumper So when Cartoon Network acquired Hamtaro, they didn't know what to do with it so they shoved this wholesome show onto Toonami, and Toonami clearly didn't know how to advertise it Peter's voice just makes it funnier
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
KOKO: Tucked and Cucked. V On Face. RESEARCHER: No, Koko. It's nothing about that KOKO: Red Bandana Masculine Passenger Chair Cuck RESEARCHER: Koko, none of that makes sense KOKO: Cucking Ritual Professor
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if aliens landed in front of me the first thing i would do is forcefeed them 5 hour energies
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Clown brothel call that shit The Funny Bone
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gotta normalize calling New York Nork
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly proudly, to the end of her days, described her style as "trashy" and that's just one reason i will love her forever
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 26/08/2026
again the wrong 80 year old
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry. I'm sure everyone will agree: a f**king legend. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Tim Curry: Rocky Horror Picture Show star dies at 80
Curry was best known for playing the outlandish Frank-N-Furter in cult film The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Cigarette Smonker @tangotwos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NOT TIM CURRY
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
how dare you start a Discourse while we are mourning Dolly?
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