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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 23h
But I guess considering his primary employer, he probably has some unearned insight into locals.
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 23h
V. Funny for Trevor to make any kind of statement about SF residents considering how badly Jackie walloped him in 24
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/10/2026
i do not meaningfully care about this argument but my stance remains: i refuse to generate unpaid content for elon musk the child pornographer, and to model the behavior that lets elon's algorithm show me the optimal unpaid content he wants me to see. it's interesting that you want to do that though
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No matter how you feel about Jamelle this is some of the most cowardly narc things you can do. Leagues more embarrassing than anything Woke 1 produced.
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a parent and someone who worked with kids for 10 years I can tell you I’ve never seen the Jolly Green Giant work on a single toddler
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone who has spent even 10 minutes in a record store half of the point is getting the high of the cashier saying “oh, good picks”
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Between supporting a person credibly accused of sexual assault and a company used for cops to sexually assault, once again: What makes an SF Moderate Dem different than a MAGA Republican
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What people often forget is that Matty over here found a way to buy a house off being the town dumbass. A true victory of capitalism
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wvpolicy.org/sen-joe-manc...
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Sen. Joe Manchin Helped Kill the Expanded Child Tax Credit. Now, More West Virginia Kids Are Living in Poverty. - West Virginia Center on Budget & Policy
Mountain State Spotlight A quarter of West Virginia’s children are living in poverty thanks in part to the actions of Democratic West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin, who repeatedly stymied federal legislat...
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m talking about a bunch of tater tots, a spicy sausage and a revolutionary breakfast sandwich. Are you getting it? It’s all the 10am burrito
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Also, as most San Franciscans know, the best time of year in the City is when all the assholes leave for Burning Man. More of them being forced out? Good fucking riddance
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also, Courtney Love isn't exactly the poster child for "partied constantly and never let it impact their work"
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Sean @human2000.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy 74th birthday to the legend
Saint Joe Strummer
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think a similar one is that the hangar scenes were filmed at the SF Armory
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Truly the dweebiest of dweebs. We have long standing evidence that no one will take your side when you wear this shit. www.sfgate.com/news/article...
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Sarah Slocum: the infamous face of Google Glass
When a woman at the bar told Slocum, "You're killing the city," a reference to a larger...
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This feels like spon con for Tony Leung
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It is very weird that they just lie about normal people and then it’s not a scandal when they admit it
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Do not buy the war crime n64.
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This, to me, is the largest problem with the nature of Moderate Dems, who currently run the majority of the board, is that they have pursued such a "pro-business" stake that they are becoming ideologically the same as Republicans 8 years ago. So incredibly thankful for Jackie Fielder tho
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A critical thinker would retitle the headline “AI companies seek free media before they launch IPOs in a slumping tech market”
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Such good times! Just a block away from @missioncomics.bsky.social at the time too
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Moderates in SF and Boudin Recall backers: This is who you make common cause with. These are the people who share your priorities
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's kind of remarkable in light of how Gamers Nexus has conducted themselves as a PC Component focused YouTube channel that has turned into a consumer advocacy channel. You don't need to suck up to power to make a living, you can just decide fighting for your readers isn't editorializing
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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Quick question why the fuck isn't he in some form of physical prison
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 30/05/2026
"Third Way" liberal politics involves *saying* things that working people love, but *doing* things that sociopathic plutocrats love. It works ...right up until voters notice that you're not *doing* the things. That realisation breeds cynicism and fury and paves the way for fascist strongmen. 2/
A turn-of-the-century Main Street, USA. Over the horizon looms a giant Canadian flag, made out of circuitry. In the foreground is a pixelboard sign reading 'U.S. BORDER CLOSED.' In the foreground looms a giant lumberjack, about to swing his axe into the sign.
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This image has been killing me bc that’s literally just Dale Gribble
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Batman fans who hounded Nolan about Batman actually knew a lot about Batman. The people yelling about the Odyssey think it's about Hercules entering an arm wrestling match to win a night with Helen, Queen of Rome.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 17/07/2026
"the only way to win" [hurriedly commissions some push polls] "is to adopt all my substantive preferences on hot button cultural issues"
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Ants @dressupforflying.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Now I know what you’re thinking. Why not President? If you simply look at her performance you can see she lacks the necessary nemesis and archenemy to achieve true greatness”
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wish we found out during the set just so we could have all celebrated another hawk no longer able to send other people’s children to war
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 11/07/2026
you don't say
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: I’m a writer, could you read my manuscript?
Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no

Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text.
Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that

Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth

Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guy’s smiling open mouth
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Tandrew @tandrew.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Nothing like the assholes making housing expensive here then turning around to complain about how expensive it is
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 09/07/2026
The difference between the left and the right isn't the identities of the ruling class - it's whether we have a ruling class *at all*. 10/
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 09/07/2026
If you think identity markers are politics, then you'll be tempted to think the answer to a world run by 150 rich, white, cis straight guys is to replace half of them with women, POCs and queer people. 9/
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 09/07/2026
Mistaking cultural signifiers and identity markers for politics is centrism's most dangerous pathology, the thing that makes centrism the handmaiden of the right. 8/
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