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TallHobbit

@tallhobbit.bsky.social
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Joelle, she/her, AuDHD, cottage industry garment worker, sewing, knitting, spinning, plants, libraries, books, games. Not a fascist trad wife -- I just dress like a story book, and like baking bread and reading Tolkien.

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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Yes!
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Jesse trying to help me choose a Star Trek character, and it keeps getting more unhinged: Quark. No, the space jellyfish from Encounter at Farpoint. Or, Vash, she's like a space tomb raider. Lara Shuttlecraft!
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 14/02/2026
I strongly feel that fundraisers should rely more on pettiness.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 14/02/2026
Roses are red Kudzu’s ill-mannered When it finally happens We’re all getting hammered
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 14/02/2026
Violets are blue Roses are red Someday it will happen And he will be
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 12/02/2026
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
yep, they're still at it in LA and Portland too the media is gonna be like "time for a new narrative" and it's so important to keep talking about how none of the cities they invaded have become more safe since the spotlight shifted away from them
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Screaming at this jumper which I might have to make* (*add to my ever-growing list of things I want to make). Just look at him though, apart from being amazing full stop why is he wearing glasses?!?!
The cover of a knitting pattern from the 80s featuring an oversized sweater in black and pink that has a massive green stegosaurus on it, with his spines going down the arm. He's also wearing glasses for some reason.
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Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Update: he's so huggy and soft!
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 10/02/2026
Since I have a lot of new followers, I will re-up this. Some folks just wanted to buy a couple whistles from us instead of getting 100-1000 FOR FREE (which you can do at the linktree in my bio!!!!!) I just kinda stopped doing my day job at this point but etsy keeps us afloat! 🤣💓
thebrokencircle.etsy.com
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I need to extend the strap, because it was not made for large chested peoples. I have black webbing somewhere around here, but no grey.
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
He's here! I love him!
A selfie. I'm wearing a blue dress and white headphones and glasses, holding a cute Wolfchan plushie with straps at his hands so I can wear him as a bag.
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The delivery window was just pushed forward. Alas.
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I finally made the strawberry cake I intended to make on Sunday for I.N.'s birthday. I used freeze dried strawberries in the batter and frosting, because everything is still under snow and we won't have fresh strawberries until June.
An undecorated 9 inch round cake with pink frosting.
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Me: snow white packidge face because my Wolfchan bag is out for delivery. Do I need it? No. Will having a cute Wolf friend hugging me while I wear the bag bring me some joy? Yup.
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Today's hype song: Adrenaline by ATEEZ. Ahhhhhh it's so good right into my veins through my ears please.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I got to walk someone through the idea that "illegal immigrants" is a silly phrase by explaining that they are "illegal" immigrants the same way you are an "illegal" driver for getting a parking ticket; both of you committed civil violations.
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says. The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp... By Julianne Le
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Ring ad leveraging our love for our pets to promote mass surveillance technology reminds me of how some mobile surveillance and weapons platforms were introduced to the public as “robot dogs.” They know what they’re doing.
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Charlene Chua @charlenedraws.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This book has the most scathing dedication by an illustrator I have ever seen (and he is completely right) #kidlit
Photo of I Will Not Be Scared picture bookPhoto of the dedication page of I Will Not Be Scared
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I think this month marks the first anniversary of me beginning my AuDHD assessment process. I vaguely remember starting the forms in February last year. My intake appointment was in March, assessment at the end of May, and results at the end of July. Last year was a wild ride, indeed.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I think the “I hated the half time show because I couldn’t understand the lyrics” complaints are so funny coming from anyone who ever listened to alternative music in the 90s
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 09/02/2026
Hey let's hook up street medics this morning 👇👇👇👇👇
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I need to watch that performance so many more times so I can appreciate all the layers!
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i don't know who needs to hear this, but: water is nothing soup
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 08/02/2026
This is awesome but it’s absolutely unconscionable that Minneapolis or Minnesota leaders haven’t ordered an eviction freeze.
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Love You Latkes @msdonnanoble.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Great, NOW who’s going to Simon all these Garfunkels?
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
the beauty of love through humanity is so moving. seeing someone do something they love makes you love them and yourself all at once. to wake up every morning and exist amongst the chaos and still choose love. to want more and to still hold your craft like you do you loved one. brings me to tears.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 08/02/2026
Y'all, we did it. 💕 This crew of chaotic nerds has sent half a million whistles to people requesting them, for free. With your help! Need whistles? linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I made stir fried noodles and cabbage! First time being able to eat cabbage in nearly a month! I still don't have carrots back in my meals, bc my brain decided they're still Not Food, but I'm able to add things back in one at a time.
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The Stray Kids movie was so much fun!!!
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
For those who were following along with my recent food struggles, I have a good update! I'm actually able to consistently eat two meals spread out over the course of the day now! And yesterday I had three meals! Like I was actually able to eat dinner! Exclamation points!!!
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I need to remember to pack tissues, because I know I'm going to cry. Even their dance songs make me cry sometimes, and I'm going to be overwhelmed by Big Feelings the whole time.
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
My Wolf Chan bag won't arrive until Tuesday, and I really wanted to bring it today. My crafty attempt at making key chains was thwarted by anxiety and executive dysfunction. So I'm going to the Stray Kids movie without anything to give away. Oh well. Happy Stray Kids Movie Day to us, though!
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
it's not just that Mamdani is charming af (he is), it's that he is normalizing the idea that children are full members of society that we all share a collective responsibility for
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Ida Olson 🌱 Little Eden Pottery @idaolson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
DUMP HIM (INTO THE SEA) Mermaid Mug. 🧜‍♀️ Now available for pre-order: littleedenpottery.etsy.com/listing/4452... #pottery #art #ceramics #bsnm #handmade
A handmade pottery mug made from white speckled clay that reads DUMP HIM (INTO THE SEA) and is glazed a layered blue green on the handle, rim, and interior. Drips of glaze are traveling down the outside. Close up of the blue green glaze on the mug.
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Linnea Hartspooker @linneaharts.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Two competing tailors fight over lines and darts Pleated Rivalry
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
My favorite! Imagine my delight when I saw the KDrama, "Business Proposal!" "Why do you think I look like an archaeopteryx?!"
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Nothing but respect for the *real* social network for bots
A twitter screenshot of Endless bees and endless screaming bots posting "AAAAHHHH" and "BzzzZZZZZ" at each other
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i keep seeing "protestors" referred to again and again in ICE coverage and I wish the media would understand that is right-wing framing and just call them what they actually are which is *residents*
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A starling murmuration at Tubney Fen (& my reaction). Only filmed on my phone so not brilliant quality, but experiencing awe, even from a video on a screen, has been shown to improve mental health 🪶:
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 03/02/2026
Remember how I said we had plans to try to reduce Amazon wishlist dependence for our whistle printers? We'd love to get enough polymaker gift cards so we can do a bulk buy directly from the manufacturer and get a stack of filament for an entire urban area.
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Ida Olson 🌱 Little Eden Pottery @idaolson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
New work in progress. Address all criticism to the ocean floor. 🧜‍♀️ 🌊 #pottery #art #ceramics
A bisqueware handmade pottery mug that reads DUMP HIM (INTO THE SEA) with an image of a mermaid and a fish friend.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Call your reps and say how unacceptable this is - these are all things DHS is *already supposed to be doing* Call your reps, tell them it’s defund abolish and prosecute and nothing less.
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TallHobbit @tallhobbit.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This was THE movie for 8th grade sleepovers.
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