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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Chair Company Katynumbers
ALT: The Chair Company Katynumbers
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was at a conference last year and a guy speaker was like "I wouldn't even know how to raise my kids without ChatGPT." And like...why would you go out and say that shit to a room full of strangers?
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna start bringing iced coffee to every interview to make sure I don't get hired by some chud who thinks that kind of shit matters at all
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's no way Eggers does not know Shakespeare is Early Modern English, especially because his first feature was only set about two decades after Shakespeare's death. This has to be either shoddy PR or shoddy reporting (or both!)
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
God I'm so fucking glad I got out of Austin when I did
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sean woke up, rubbed his eyes, said ‘do you think in france mr. bean is called monsieur legûme’ and then went back to sleep
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh also, the demo for this kicked so much ass I finally checked out Islets from the same dev, and it also rules, so I am HYPED for this one
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of the best recs I've gotten from one of Casey's threads was this game that I dumped like 230 hours into last year 😬 I so rarely 100% games but this one got it's bony little hooks in me and it rules so hard
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fun fact: I showed this to my wife one of the first times she came over to watch a movie and she was like...."well, I enjoyed how much YOU enjoy this movie"
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Santi (strudel era) @santi.codes · 26/08/2026
Cowabunga
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
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log̷o, reanimated dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Online leftists don't have jobs" excuse you? I'm literally posting instead of doing mine right now
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The older I get, the more I become Vonegut's "we're put on this earth to fart around" anecdote.
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jamie Loftus writing a book that is somehow even more Jamie Loftus than the hot dog book. Cannot fucking wait
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
God, watching Bruce Campbell shit-talk at pub quiz is a dream I didn't know I had
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's gonna take like a day before some ICE moron zaps his own dick with these
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Mark Yarm @markyarm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
David Lee Roth is horny (complimentary) while Sammy Hagar is horny (derogatory).
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My wife JUST got her ex's custody restricted. She had years of documented physical, emotional, and financial abuse. He admitted to leaving the kids (both under 8) home alone. The court didnt give a shit. It took him being wasted on a recorded video call with the kids for the court to do ANYTHING
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
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Haley's Headless Mechanic 🏳️‍⚧️ @mecha-bunny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
(meme from link)
Meme comic of a trans person coming out. "Mom… I'm trans." "Is that because of that game you made?" "Oh yeah, lemme check if I accidentally made the fucking game that makes you trans. Oh fuck" and the trans person is holding Hollow Knight: Silksong.
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just enrolled in the Hustlers University course that teaches you how to always go to jail with your brother!
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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The face when you get grown-up clothes for xmas
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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the only movie i've seen in 4dx is the bone temple which is a misleading title wrt sex
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Literally every time I show someone my knitting and then I have to explain why this is the thing I do to relax when I'm not at my job, not to make a second one
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
been trying to figure out what it is people want youth to Do with every activity and space being taken from them, internet starting to be walled off, but adults not liking them at home either and i think the unstated desire is "some kind of constantly running summer camp, but one we don't pay for"
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026
Users with John Brown pfps when you say ‘By any means necessary’
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saraiy-AHHHH! @saraiya.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
unfortunately v funny
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes mercenaries
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don’t think people need to be “crucified” for thinking Platner changed or whatever but I do think they should engage in serious self-reflection and humility, such as not referring to themselves as being “crucified”
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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
toddler currently weeping because he bumped his head but doesn't have enough language skills to express himself. just crying the words "big bird, ernie, tigger, eeyore" over and over again
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🇺🇸 Happy 250th birthday America 🇺🇸
Dashcon pool
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I lived in apartment for two years with a leak in the roof that the landlord "fixed" about 10 separate times before it dripped all the way into the first floor apartment, got into an outlet, and almost burned the building down. Add the inevitable stains, and this is what my walls looked like
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fun fact: I first read Hitchhiker's Guide because my uncle gave us the game, I got stuck on it, and he said that once you read the book, the game is much easier
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Several people out here like @jorcru.bsky.social and @priscillapage.bsky.social really hyping tf out The Furious. And they are absolutely right to. It rules so hard. There's a fight in an ice...factory, I guess? that I could watch on repeat for hours
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 13/06/2026
Fundamentally, running massive table multiplications in GPUs to answer what time it is is a very inefficient way to do computing but people like the promise of getting rid of nerds insisting they learn how the box works. AI is an "I don't want to learn how things work for them to be useful" tool.
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
She could NEVER be governor of the state in which she was born and raised
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Kiku @ Short Run 🔜 @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
these are getting weird
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🐷🙅‍♀️🤝🫂
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The Isaac Who Came In From the Butler @isaacbutler.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hey Bluesky! The first excerpt of my book is out! In the New Yorker! Read all about how the religious right fought to keep The Last Temptation of Christ from being released, and how the battle helped them refine the tactics they still use today. www.newyorker.com/preview/arti...
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When the Religious Right Came for Martin Scorsese
Martin Scorsese’s 1988 film “The Last Temptation of Christ” spurred a bitter battle between Universal and a coalition of Christians who denounced it as sacrilegious. Today’s culture wars follow the te...
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It's also wild because Manning is...kind of good in it? Even though he has to sell taking her to "this little place nearby" that he knows and it's the FUCKING COMEDY CELLAR
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
today
a large structure of blocks. at the top are intricately balanced towers (labeled "all the tasks i could accomplish today") and at the bottom is a precariously small load-bearing block (labeled "finding the measuring cup")
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Toilet Truck @tacotime81.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Cool. My rep is in that list. Guess I'm shouting at Josh Riley's office tomorrow
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