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pretty dire that government officials unironically believe that magic words will curse a city in 2026.

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nearly died of cringe just now

Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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this has unironically happened to me twice lol

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apparently it's not a pickup truck. either way, I hope she gets stuck in it.

"all right, y'all, it's almost chinese new year! so I'm making ramen with sriracha (chinese foods) on my pickup truck!"

taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the most incredible thing is that these losers don't even have a sense of self-preservation. they already tried the "zero accountability" tract. it's what got us here. what on earth do they think their third strike is going to look like lol

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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

absolutely nobody: justin wolfers:

Lady Nerevar @ladynerevar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Breaking hiatus to draw this meme that's been stuck in my head since the trailer came out

The picture of wide-eyed Elizabeth Holmes from the upcoming movie You Can See Everything, recreated with Vivec. It's drawn in watercolor and captioned "why would I deceive you?"

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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(I am unironically completely at a loss as to how to cope with this, because this is exactly what is coming and it's all we're going to hear for the next two years lol)

taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

umm excuse me, this is a CRISIS, it is the MOST IMPORTANT election ever now is not the time for division we must all vote for clinton/harris 28, THEN we can talk about things like "not doing genocide" and "not having a private army abducting people in broad daylight." 🙄

taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

wasting all this time rehabilitating the presidency of a guy that doesn't even remember that he was president smh

taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

don't worry, I'm sure they'll ask claude very nicely to fix whatever they broke now

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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

wow, reminds me of the time I almost voted for him

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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm glad that we live in an era in which no news is happening

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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

dunno why they don't just stop the trial, the defendant has already been executed

taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have had the torgo song playing on loop in my head since 1997.

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's dark mode, gotta use the night glass

The "oceans should not be battlefields" tweet but it's upside down because night glasses displayed upside down (as the correction would waste precious light)

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it's borderline magical.

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imagine the head of state of literally any other foreign country going "I am going to address my grievances with the mayor of babruysk, belarus in an international conference." imo the fact that people just credulously report on shit like this is actually even more insane than the shit lol.

Riding With Robots @ridingrobots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Petroglyphs in the gap, 2022. I definitely wasn't the first person to watch the stars there.

A hillside strewn with boulders under a clear, starry sky. The largest boulder in the foreground has ancient rock art with ladder-like shapes. Photo: Bill Dunford

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heard we are doing lists of our Japanese Animes that inspired us to create a weapon to surpass metal gear. here is mine off the top of my head and in no particular order.

can clearly see the path I had to use to escape through the forest at 1AM with 100% fatigue lol probably the closest I've come to dying in this run. getting back to the truck would have solved my problems, it just wasn't viable, so I went to go sleep in a bathroom and dealt with it in the morning.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I (idiot, moron) tried to push a little further to safety at 1AM. I thought I'd made the gap in the pileup wide enough for my KAT1 to pass through, but it was slightly too narrow and it got stuck. I was already low on ammo, had to run away, steal a car to get some, and come back in the morning.

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Repeat after me: I am not hornier than Eve Fartlow. I am not hornier than Lowtax. I am not hornier than Liz Franczak. I am not hornier than Liu Bei. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be hornier than I am.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Chappell Roan as Yoko Taro. Now imagine they're Scandinavian. Doesn't look so much like the Brooks Brothers Riot was caused by fujoshi jacking in now, does it?

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taconic @taconic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

think I'm going to have to hotwire a truck from the motorpool in order to get my spoils out. because I'm like 90% sure my tires will not survive driving in over that many bodies lol