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Saeryn

@syntheticx.com
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SyntheticX me snc 00000010 Site In Transition I'm a fucking delight.

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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 3h
they were in fact... not. it's gone
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eventually there will be no sausage left in the world if nobody wants to know how it's made.
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 3h
😂 someone thought my g tattoo picture was ai slop? they added me to a list 😂😂😂
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No Context Gillian Anderson @contextgillian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new meme template
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 22h
I'm too sexy for my church...
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 30/09/2026
As much as we all need a break, fuck em... and by em, I mean us.
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 30/09/2026
well it ain't called a pellican't
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 30/09/2026
This is why there are no current gen nvidia cards www.nvidia.com/en-us/accoun... you got microsoft and nvidia dukin it out in the ad-supported "game streaming services", all the cards are in a datacenter somewhere.
nvidia.com
NVIDIA
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 30/09/2026
grumplestiltskin
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 30/09/2026
new troll pfp just dropped
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Virginia Montanez @ginny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today, after six years of work, Make Room for Kids at Mario Lemieux Foundation along with Microsoft delivered to Children’s Hospital of Pittsburgh the first six units of a brand new customized gaming platform! Each unit houses over 40 titles from LEGO to Minecraft and Bluey and lots more.
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 30/09/2026
This confused me as a kid. The first time I heard it I had never heard of "flood pants" and could not grasp they were talking about pants when they were yolkin it up about a flood.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aaron is not underrating this. It's cinema. The sly smirk when Schmitt thinks he's gotten Smith to perjure himself. The hasty vanishing of the sign. Klobuchar getting Kennedy to hold it up. Schmitt getting LOUD and ANGRY when Klobuchar points out he mixed up the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026
It made a decent little voice clip using pitch and tone I hit random on. CPU-only it took roughly 10s to generate "Hey, does this sound like a more natural voice? hhhhh" because it kept cutting it off at the end :p
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026
I tried out chattts, should I judge it based on the performance of the demo application? I don't want to have to code in python, but I do want to be able to call it programmatically.
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026
this was definitely... a PEROID.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wow they really got him
Senate Republicans account: UNEARTHED AUDIO: Abdul El-Sayed fought to protect illegals over Michiganders during COVID:

"Undocumented people are among the most vulnerable in our society, particularly during this pandemic... this pandemic has hit undocumented Americans hard."
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Sara Montour Lewis @saramontourlewis.com · 29/09/2026
The rut is definitely on and we spent last night with this cool little crew as they figured out how the weird coat racks on their heads work.
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026
My new controller. This will be the 3rd elite v2 >:[ only because v3 is not yet available
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026
get yourself a woman who knows one ringy dingy two ringy dingy
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026
what's going on?
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026
ooof, these meds got me eating too much. i liked it better when i was sad and hot
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026
I'm being hyperbolic, but I'm a therapy chameleon
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026
finished last session with my therapist yesterday. she's moving on, so now i gotta start all over with someone to talk at. it takes so many sessions to get to know me because I'm like a different person every time, need at least 6 to cycle back to someone she's met before
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026
made it out of the house and to work, only 20m late 😅
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026
got up to shower... I'm back in bed, it's hard when it's dark out
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 28/09/2026
nice, it's meant as a point in time like an aim away message
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 28/09/2026
plausible deniability? has become my ai did it 🤔
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 28/09/2026
i live my life 1 Rx fill at a time
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026
yeah i'm choosin texas... for me to poop on!!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 27/09/2026
how's it working for you?
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 27/09/2026
yes, thats it -- I have some much cachet. definitely more cachet.
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Jon McQueen/Pup Dash @jonmcqueen.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October!
Something totally random.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shake what your trauma gave you
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 25/09/2026
big drink is up to something if they introduce saltlicks, its on
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can’t have your Cuba until you’ve finished your Iran! How can you have any Cuba if you don’t finish your Iran?
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 25/09/2026
I'm literally on the last episode of Breaking Bad, my first watch through since it aired it holds up. though by the end season I'm yelling at him to just stop lying
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 25/09/2026
i didn't want anyone to worry! 😂
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 25/09/2026
the bug makes it through!
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 25/09/2026
I'm a rabbit this looks scrumptious
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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Damn straight! 🎶😱
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Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 25/09/2026
you should take a looksie, dog. doodah doodah make you happy all day long, all the doodah day
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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