Reposted by SaerynRuns with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 4hI'm too sexy for my church... 3264
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 22hThis is why there are no current gen nvidia cards www.nvidia.com/en-us/accoun... you got microsoft and nvidia dukin it out in the ad-supported "game streaming services", all the cards are in a datacenter somewhere.nvidia.comNVIDIA 000
Reposted by SaerynVirginia Montanez @ginny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today, after six years of work, Make Room for Kids at Mario Lemieux Foundation along with Microsoft delivered to Children’s Hospital of Pittsburgh the first six units of a brand new customized gaming platform! Each unit houses over 40 titles from LEGO to Minecraft and Bluey and lots more. 1281
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 23hThis confused me as a kid. The first time I heard it I had never heard of "flood pants" and could not grasp they were talking about pants when they were yolkin it up about a flood. 251
Reposted by SaerynDave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Aaron is not underrating this. It's cinema. The sly smirk when Schmitt thinks he's gotten Smith to perjure himself. The hasty vanishing of the sign. Klobuchar getting Kennedy to hold it up. Schmitt getting LOUD and ANGRY when Klobuchar points out he mixed up the Hawks and Hawkeyes. 1272776541
Reposted by SaerynSantiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future” 385134962344
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 23hI tried out chattts, should I judge it based on the performance of the demo application? I don't want to have to code in python, but I do want to be able to call it programmatically. 100
Reposted by SaerynSara Montour Lewis @saramontourlewis.com · 29/09/2026The rut is definitely on and we spent last night with this cool little crew as they figured out how the weird coat racks on their heads work. 1112
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026My new controller. This will be the 3rd elite v2 >:[ only because v3 is not yet available 020
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026get yourself a woman who knows one ringy dingy two ringy dingy 040
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026ooof, these meds got me eating too much. i liked it better when i was sad and hot 020
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026finished last session with my therapist yesterday. she's moving on, so now i gotta start all over with someone to talk at. it takes so many sessions to get to know me because I'm like a different person every time, need at least 6 to cycle back to someone she's met before 230
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 29/09/2026got up to shower... I'm back in bed, it's hard when it's dark out 140
Reposted by SaerynNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game. 151433188
Reposted by Saerynmr. cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026yeah i'm choosin texas... for me to poop on!! 911910
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 27/09/2026yes, thats it -- I have some much cachet. definitely more cachet. 000
Reposted by SaerynJon McQueen/Pup Dash @jonmcqueen.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Post something random, or you'll have an awful October! 4421
Reposted by SaerynStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shake what your trauma gave you 523363
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 25/09/2026big drink is up to something if they introduce saltlicks, its on 010
Reposted by SaerynPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You can’t have your Cuba until you’ve finished your Iran! How can you have any Cuba if you don’t finish your Iran? 820731
Reposted by SaerynJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026Wait you guys are getting job interviews? 01803318
Reposted by SaerynTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543304752
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 25/09/2026I'm literally on the last episode of Breaking Bad, my first watch through since it aired it holds up. though by the end season I'm yelling at him to just stop lying 120
Reposted by Saerynmerritt @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay 103554478
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 25/09/2026you should take a looksie, dog. doodah doodah make you happy all day long, all the doodah day 030
Reposted by SaerynCoyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab 2565202117
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 24/09/2026watch for the $ ai bubble to burst, the first sign is this sudden conscience, they're all hitting the same wall and need to do preemptive damage control there's only so far you can scale it until it starts giving you worse results they're finding the right size model for efficiency gains now 020
Reposted by SaerynMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Recently I saw a very comprehensive list of “famous people you didn’t know were bisexual” and I was not on it or in the comments I figured that it’s probably just because I’m not really that famous, but maybe it’s also because no one would ever think I’m not bi 37142749
Reposted by SaerynFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better. 231468
Reposted by SaerynJoseph Lewczak (Truth Seeker) @truthseeker59.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This beautiful oil painting, Winding Brook (also known as Brook in Autumn Woods), was created by the renowned Austrian Expressionist painter Egon Schiele in 1906. 1329
Saeryn @syntheticx.com · 23/09/2026why won't my hands stay moist?! i lotion and lotion but still the skin is dry need some lotion gloves, I'll envelope my hands, that'll teach em 030
Reposted by SaerynDataAngel @dataangel.net · 23/09/2026Maybe don't put this out there where Ai can see it.... 052
Reposted by SaerynJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26482571354
Reposted by SaerynLizzylizumab @lizzylizumab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What's your favorite gif?static.klipy.comjimothy flipALT: jimothy flip 3305
